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Looking at the obviously abnormal Fang Chan agent in front of her, Madoka, who had pink twin-tails and a weak girlish air, suddenly showed a look of concern, and said with a worried face:

"Why don't you really bring me with you? Agent brother? You really scared me when we were on the road before..."

Looking at the worried girl in front of him, agent Fang Chan very calmly reached out his hand and touched her head.

"Don't you know what my physical condition is like, Madoka? It's just a steamroller~ah, what can a mere truck do to me..."

Looking at the agent Fang Chan who seemed to have changed before her eyes, but nothing seemed to have changed, Xiao Yuan showed a slightly confused look on her face, but then her face turned slightly red, she nodded lightly, and then

In a panic, she swatted away the hand of Fang Chan's agent on her head, waved her hands quickly, and walked out of the ward with a blushing face.

"Well, agent brother, since you're fine, I'll leave first. I haven't finished the homework assigned by the teacher yet..."

Seeing the pink elf running away in a panic, Fang Chan, the agent, stretched out his hand, opened his mouth and silently took his hand back without saying anything.

There’s no rush yet…

But the next visitor really surprised Fang Chan’s agent.

"Brother agency..."

Looking at the small head with short blue hair exposed on the door frame, Fang Chan's agent was actually a little surprised.

"Oh? Sayaka, didn't you say you wanted to go to a violin competition? Why do you have time to come to the hospital to see me?"

Yes, the girl in front of you is the main character in "Puella Magi Madoka Magica" and its derivative works. She is also a second-year student at Mitakihara Municipal Junior High School. She is Madoka Shikame's friend and a somewhat clumsy tomboy girl - Miki Sayaka.

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Regarding Sayaka Miki coming to the hospital to see her, Agent Bochan was a little surprised. After all, unlike Madoka, Sayaka Miki was the only one among the girls raised by Agent Bochan who failed to be raised.

After all, Fang Chan's agency is not a professional role. The so-called cultivation is just to get along with Lolita in an attitude that can make girls look forward to, and in the way of an older brother.

His real estate agency is not a self-propelled drug, let alone RMB, so it is naturally impossible for him to be loved by everyone.

Therefore, for a little girl like Sayaka Miki who has someone she likes, the longing in her heart has long been left to others, that is, her childhood sweetheart. Naturally, it is impossible to cultivate a wife through Fang Chan's agency, and she can only be a

The big brother riding a BYD, that’s all...

Fangchan's agent remembered that Sayaka Miki had been making noises these past two days to ask for leave to watch the violin competition of her favorite childhood sweetheart. Logically speaking, she shouldn't have much time in these two days? Why is he here? Could it be that he is here?

Was he unconscious for a long time? Logically speaking, Xiao Yiren should not have made such a mistake.

However, Miki Sayaka's next words answered Fuang Chan's agent's doubts.

"Hmph, stinky agent brother, I'm not here to see you specifically. Kyousuke is also injured. It just so happened that I saw Madoka at the door and found out about your situation, so I stopped by to take a look..."

Sayaka Miki spoke carelessly, not what a girl should be like at all. However, Fangchan's agent, who was familiar with Sayaka, could clearly see the depression between her eyebrows. She must be unhappy because her childhood sweetheart was injured.

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The full name of Kyosuke in Sayaka's mouth is Kamijo Kyousuke. He is a violin genius and Sayaka Miki's childhood sweetheart. He is a young man with a very good personality.

Agent Fang Chan, who often comes into contact with Madoka, Sayaka and others, naturally also has dealings with them. In fact, Agent Fang Chan has a very good relationship with the other party. Therefore, Agent Fang Chan was a little surprised when he heard that the other party was injured.

"Kyousuke, is he injured? Is it serious?"

As soon as Fangchan's agency mentioned this issue, Sayaka immediately started speaking out as if her conversation was overturned, her mouth full of worries about Kamijou Kyousuke.

According to Sayaka, Kamijou Kyousuke was in a car accident just like Bochan intermediary, but unlike Bochan intermediary's steamroller (crossed out) large teleporter from another world, it was just an electric car that hit Kyousuke Jou.

However, being hit by a high-speed electric car was not much worse than a car. Fortunately, Kamijou Kyousuke was lucky and only injured one hand.

However, this is both a blessing among misfortunes and a misfortune among blessings.

The former is because there is no damage anywhere except the arm, or because there is nothing more damaging to a violinist's future than an arm injury.

Therefore, Kamijou Kyosuke is in an emo state right now. It can be said that he feels as if he has lost his soul.

That's why Sayaka was so worried.

In response to this, Fang Chan's agent patted his chest and assured Sayaka that nothing would happen.

The agent Fangchan really wasn't lying. For the agent Fangchan who had just received the novice gift pack, a mere injury to his arm was nothing to worry about. He said that he would get on the bus one by one and count three by two. Um, that's not right. He would use magic to ensure that he would be cured immediately.

Get rid of the disease.

However, Sayaka just smiled at Fang Chan's words and did not respond. She obviously didn't believe it. However, looking at the slightly raised corners of her mouth, it was obvious that the other party was in a much better mood.

Sayaka didn't sit at Fang Chan's agency for too long, and left in a hurry after a while of greetings.

Agent Fang Chan smiled and finally left Sayexiang, waving her hands and watching her leave. Agent Fang Chan's face suddenly turned cold to the naked eye.

Then he looked directly at the window of the hospital, looking at the pink and white beast floating in from the window, and said with a bit of murderous intent in his eyes:

"I said, are you done yet? How many times has this happened..."

Kyubey: "?"

Looking like a cute little pink-white creature with its head tilted to the side, Fang Chan’s agent obviously didn’t like him. He crossed his arms and didn’t rush to crush him to death like before, and asked:

"So, who are you?"

"Me? My name is Kyubey, I'm not a toy."

"Chubby?"

Looking at the little pink-and-white monster in front of him who was quarreling with him, Fang Chan's agent gradually became a little impatient.

Although not much is known about the plot of Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Fang Chan Agency, but we still know a little about Kyubey Fang Chan Agency.

According to memory, these guys seem to be "farmers". To be precise, they should be "feeding, slaughtering, processing and packaging machinery under the hands of farmers". As for the feeding, slaughtering, processing and packaging, it is naturally Xiaoyuan and others.

The magical girl who was tricked.

If Fang Chan's agent remembers correctly, when he was hit by a truck and almost cut into pieces, a Kyubey once extended an invitation to Mahou soju, treating him as a curly-haired baboon to be slaughtered.

It is absolutely impossible for Fang Chan to not be angry at being used as raw material. However, because he does not know much about this world, and Kyubey seems to be endlessly killing him, Fang Chan is not in a hurry.

Taking action and speaking are the problem, there are other problems.

"So what exactly are you here to do?"

"What I'm going to do is naturally invite you to become Mahou Soju."

Like this, mutual testing, or unilateral questioning by Fang Chan's agent, Fang Chan's agent repeated it several times, but Qiubi kept looking at him, looking at him, looking like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.

The real estate agency also gritted its teeth.

Just when Fang Chan's agent was a little impatient and wanted to slap Qiubi in front of him to death, a white door suddenly opened in the air, and at the same time, a white arm suddenly poked out from the door and pulled Qiu Bi to death.

Better than holding it in hand.

"Oh, there is actually one missing here."

After a few accented sounds, the white palms were withdrawn, and the white door was closed, leaving only Xiao Yiren's voice echoing around.

Looking at the air in front of him, the agent Fang Chan was speechless for a while, as if he had been punched in the air. He felt like he had no energy to use, and he was extremely frustrated.

"No, no, I have to go for a walk. If I stay here any longer, I will be suffocated to death. If I can find a Kyubey and beat it to death, that would be great..."

With a very bad mood, Agent Fang Chan jumped off the bed and walked out of his ward. Of course, before leaving, he did not forget to use magic to create a fake doll on the bed to deal with the possible presence of nurses and doctors.

Check……

Walking in the corridor of the hospital, Agent Fang Chan did not attract much attention at the time. He was just walking leisurely in the spacious corridor like an ordinary patient, his eyes scanning each ward from time to time to check on the patients inside.

Case.

Then he finally focused his attention on a patient in a separate ward. It was Kamijou Kyosuke who was also hospitalized.

As for the purpose of Fang Chan's agency coming here, it goes without saying that it is to fulfill the promise he made to Sayaka.

After all, if Fuchan's agent remembers correctly, Sayaka should have made a wish to Kyubey to become a suicide squad girl because of Kamijou Kyousuke, and finally turned into a "mermaid princess" and disappeared into a bubble.

Not only that, but there was even a road of no return that would lead his Madoka to the death squad soju. This was naturally not what Fang Chan wanted to see, so he decided to solve the problem from the source.

As for the treatment process, it is naturally not difficult. Apply a healing spell and nothing will happen.

As for explaining why he has such ability, it's ridiculous. He acts as an agency, why should he explain to others?

Looking back, after saying hello to this guy who was a bit cowardly in character, Fuchan, the agent, walked out of the ward in a daze under Kamijou Kyousuke's grateful eyes.

"Damn Kyubey, if I don't kill them all and guard them here and there, one day I will grill them all into skewers and eat them all as buns..."

And just when Agent Fang Chan was holding his head and minding his own business, a not too strong force suddenly came from his chest and pulled Agent Fang Chan's consciousness back into his body.

Then Fang Chan saw a beautiful girl with long black hair and braided glasses, her eyes closed and falling backwards. Subconsciously, Fang Chan stretched out her hand to hold the other person's hand, but glanced at the other person's body.

After this incident, Fang Chan's agent changed his actions, from holding hands to wrapping around the waist.

Ahem, Fangchan Agency is definitely doing this for the sake of people's health, not for eating tofu, eating Loli's tofu or something like that, it's really too beastly...

However, after stabilizing the other party's figure, Fang Chan found that the other party still had his eyes closed, and the long eyebrows under his glasses were constantly trembling, showing the fear and fear in the heart of the owner of the eyebrows.

In response, Fang Chan, the agent, could only slowly straighten her body and at the same time softly called in her ear.

"Are you OK?"

Hearing the worried words in her ears, the girl with twin ponytails, who had closed her eyes tightly because she was about to fall to the ground and was afraid of the pain, slowly opened one of her eyes nervously.

After realizing that he didn't seem to feel any pain, he opened his eyes completely and breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing the girl open her eyes, Fang Chan's agent also breathed a sigh of relief. The girl's physical condition was really bad, probably due to years of illness, and Fang Chan's agent was still afraid that something might happen to her.

After all, you just got the novice gift package, so you can’t expect Fang Chan’s agent to be very good. You can say whatever hurts your muscles, bones, skin, flesh, internal organs, etc. If the other party suffers from brain congestion due to fright, Fang Chan’s agent can really do it.

He was blinded.

After all, Agent Fang Chan hasn’t figured out his own brain yet. If he is expected to treat other people’s brains, he might be growing a group of vegetative people...

"But it's okay. I was a little distracted just now and suddenly bumped into someone. It really shocked me."

"Why"

As Fang Chan's intermediary spoke again, the braided girl seemed to have completely come back to her senses and reflected on the situation in front of her. She slowly moved her eyes along the voice, and then an unfamiliar handsome face came into her eyelids, and she

It seems like he is being held in the arms of the other person!

Almost instantly, the blood in the braided girl's body began to surge toward her brain.

Visible to the naked eye, from the neck to the cheeks, and then to the entire forehead, a stream of steam flew out, and a fresh steam girl was fully formed in Fang Chan's arms.

"Bah, bah, bah, I can't take it with me..."

Gently pushing Fang Chan's chest with both hands, the braided girl lowered her red cheeks while trying hard to retreat, and she spoke very shyly:

"Arnaud, Arnaud, Private Marseille, can you let me go first..."

"Ah, sorry, I didn't mean to."

Agent Fang Chan was not surprised by the shyness of the girl in front of him. He naturally let go of his arm while ensuring that the other party stood firm. Finally, he took two steps back and stood at a relatively safe distance.

Then he spoke repeatedly:

"Are you really okay? How about I call the doctor to take a look at you?"

"If you don't take me with you, I'm really fine..."

The girl with an empty face stretched out her hand and gently pushed up her glasses. Her head was still lowered involuntarily, and her red face bowed repeatedly to the agent Fang Chan.

"I'm the one who should say I'm sorry. If I hadn't kept my head down..."

"Oh, another girl with low self-esteem..."

Seeing the downcast expression on the other party's blushing face, Agent Fang Chan gently put his hand on the girl opposite's forehead. Under the shy gaze of the other girl, Agent Fang Chan slowly straightened her head, and then

He smiled slightly and said:

"It's okay, let's eat some plums."

Girl with braids: “???”

Looking at the beautifully packaged Liuliumei that was suddenly handed to her, and feeling the warm touch on her head, the girl with braided eyes had circles in her eyes, and she vaguely accepted the items from Fang Chan's agent's hand, and opened them involuntarily.

Pack it and stuff it gently into your mouth...

"Hmm~"

Immediately, a sweet and sour smell spread in the girl's mouth, causing the muscles on the girl's face to tighten slightly, but it soon relaxed.

The sour taste stimulates people's nerves and the sweet taste causes the brain to secrete dopamine. With the combination of the two, the girl with braided braids recovered quickly. Although there was some confusion in the process, the atmosphere between the two finally returned.

normal.

And the atmosphere was restored, Fang Chan's agent also smiled slightly, and said to the girl in front of him:

"Hello, my name is Fangchan Agency..."

In response to this, the girl was stunned for a moment, but she quickly reacted, bowed to Fang Chan, and said:

"Hello, my name is...Xiao Meiyan..."