Yiren's non-human chat group
Chapter 565 ‘Ultraman’ and ‘Little Monster’
Schottmann: "I don't like giant beasts very much, because the damn little monsters spit at me, and they even trampled on the house I just paid the down payment on.-.-"
Xiao Zhiyin: "..."
Xiao Zhiyin: "Are you an Ultraman playing installment plan?! Σ(°Д°;"
Shortman: "What happened to Ultraman?! What happened to the giant?! The giant is not still a human being! He is not still alive. ┴─┴︵╰(‵□′╰)"
Schottman: "The pressure of life has forced Lina to go to sea. What happened to me being an ordinary social animal!!! (〝▼plate▼)"
Schottmann: "Is it fucking easy for me?(??д?)"
Schottman: "This hellish earth has fucking crazy guys drilling into the earth every day. On average, there's one little monster every three days, and one alien civilization every seven days. It's really fucking unbearable...
||Φ|(|T|Д|T|)|Φ||”
Xiao Zhiyin: "It depends on you, a giant, to endure this kind of grievance and survive on another planet. ←_←"
Schottman: "Get out of here, what do you know? If it's really that simple, do you think I won't do it? ('Dan')"
Schottman: "You think I haven't run away before? But this little wrecking ball is like a safe house in the Devil's City. The first time I just ran out, I almost got knocked over by a little golden man.
That is to say, that gang didn’t really mean to fight me, nor did they pursue me, otherwise I would have told them where they were. (?° Dis°)??3??”
Schottman: "That time I practiced for three months before I fully recovered. (`へ′)\u003d3"
Schottman: "The second time was even worse. I bumped into a nasty black lobster man. The guy started fighting me when he saw me for the first time. (ノ`⊿′)ノ"
Shortman: "I wanted to run away at first, but I couldn't escape for a long time, so I had to fight him hard. Then halfway through the fight, I found that I couldn't move at all.╰(???)╯"
Schottman: "After that, this guy used some means to control my body, and then started to cause destruction on the earth. (/_\)"
Shortman: "Then I was beaten up without any surprise, and then my real body ended up fighting Ultraman Max. That guy's real body was much stronger than me, and no one had the time to talk to me after the two guys started fighting.
, and then I ran away again.(\u003dtェt\u003d)”
Schottman: "I don't understand what the hell? You are so fucking capable, but it's useless to control the body of a novice like me! It's really just Tyson controlling a little kid to fight in a boxing match.
Right?┴┴︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┴┴”
When Schottmann talks about his life on earth, it's like a flood has opened and it's out of control.
Although Xiao Teman's specific image cannot be seen, even if just looking at the words in the chat group, Xiao Yiren online can feel the strong resentment constantly emerging from the other party's head...
If it continues like this, this topic may get out of hand, and someone in the chat group quickly took the lead to smooth things over.
Xiao Yimen: "If I had this luck, I would probably turn into a fierce god. (ー_ー)!!"
Xiao Yidi: "There's nothing wrong with me. The demon gods here are not so resentful. (@_@;)"
Xiao Yixing: "Okay, okay, that's almost it. Who doesn't have a past that they can't bear to look back on? (/"≡_≡)\u003d"
Xiao Ali: "Now that the golden finger has arrived, although it is not directly invincible, at least your current situation where no one can beat you can be improved to the point where no one can beat you. (-@y@)"
Although there was still a lot of resentment in his heart and he wanted to vent it out, Schottman also knew that simply blaming others was of no use, so he gave up the idea of continuing to complain and temporarily went into isolation.
Shortman's departure actually made the chat group quiet for a moment.
However, when a new person arrives, it is always the most lively time in the chat group, so the awkward atmosphere in the chat group is quickly relieved, and another newcomer continues to speak in the chat group...
Xiao Zhiyin: "By the way, can the group name of this ghost be changed? I always feel quite uncomfortable with this thing, and all the malice is overflowing, isn't it?! ヽ(#`Д′)ノ"
Xiao Yimen: "If possible, we would have changed our name to World Xiao Yiren long ago. Why would we have made it so troublesome? Anyway, just get used to it and don't pay too much attention to these things. The bad taste of chat groups and the world,
And what happened to you.←_←”
Xiao Zhiyin: "..."
Xiao Zhiyin: "Okay, let's not mention this matter for now. I am going to break out of my own planet and go to the universe. Do you have any suggestions??_?..."
Namiren: "Deep space submersible? There are suggestions. The first suggestion is to wait until you receive the novice gift pack. →_→"
Xiao Zhiyin: "I received the novice gift pack, and I can take most of it. However, according to the situation after I absorbed it, most of the things turned into pure energy after being absorbed by me. It's not enough to poke me with a substitute arrow.
Just helped me stimulate my brain stones. (°ー°〃)”
Namiren: "As for whether the world recognizes it or not, you don't have to worry about the power system and the like. After all, most of those things are fine-tuning of the world. Since there is no problem with the general direction, then there is nothing wrong.┑( ̄Д ̄)┍"
Namiren, who was typing softly while answering Xiao Zhiyin's questions and thinking about the general situation of the other person's world, paused for a moment. He suddenly seemed to have thought of something and quickly started typing and asking in the chat group.
Namiren: "@小正音, I suddenly thought of a question. (-i_-)"
Namiren: "How old did you say you were before? (⊙x⊙;)"
Xiao Zhiyin: "It's not that big, right? According to human scales on earth, it should be eight thousand miles long, three thousand miles wide, and more than eight hundred miles high. Is there any problem with this? ⊙﹏⊙∥"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Namiren: "Is this a big problem?!!!ヾ(.`Д′.)ノ彡"
Nanamiren: "You have to know that the radius of the earth is only about 6,000 kilometers. Li Bai's beautiful mouth is half the Tang Dynasty, and your big mouth is half the earth. ('Dan')"
Namiren: "If you can calculate these, do you know what the top speed you can fly at? (??へ??╬)"
Xiao Zhiyin: "Since there is no scale here about pre-travel human civilization, I calculated all distance scales based on the speed of light and my own sense of time."
Xiao Zhiyin: "According to my previous calculations, my maximum sprint speed should be more than two percent of the speed of light, which is about seven thousand miles per second. (-i_-)"
Xiao Zhiyin: "This speed is no longer slow, but it is far from enough for deep space diving. My original plan was to use the gravitational slingshot of the star to provide me with the initial acceleration. But now that Goldfinger is here, in the chat group
There are quite a few people who can travel into deep space. So I just want to ask your opinions.?(?`^′?)?”
Namiren: "..."
Regarding Xiao Zhiyin's statement, Nanamiren really wanted to complain but after much thought, he didn't know how to speak, so he could only bring up his plan directly.
Xiao Zhiyin's size is really too big. It can be said that there is really no civilization in the entire dark forest that dares to push a behemoth like Xiao Zhiyin, which is comparable to half the size of the earth, around.
If Xiao is only capable of deep space diving, the Wandering Earth crew next door is probably more experienced.
Of course, if you don’t have experience, you don’t have experience, but it doesn’t mean you can’t do it.
Although with Xiao Zhiyin's size, ordinary space battleships and the like can only make him some clothes, but clothes are just clothes. Anyway, as long as the engine can accelerate, everything else is just additional conditions.
Therefore, after some discussion, Xiao Zhiyin's situation was finally decided.
Nanoren: "It's not clear yet what version of super-light speed technology you support. I have a violent engine that exceeds the speed of light, a curvature engine that uses space to bend, space warp technology, four-digit jump, and wormhole shuttle...
…”
Namiren: "See which one suits your world..."
…
Regarding the matter of transportation, there is not much entanglement in the chat group. Although the workload required for a planet to accelerate to super-light speed is indeed a bit difficult, it is not without other precedents.
For example, among the main battleships of the four gods in the Shi Leng World, none of them are smaller than Xiao Zhiyin, so they can still travel across wormholes.
As long as there is precedent, there is basically no big problem in reproducing it. Although arming an entire planet surface area and adding an engine is a bit more work, it is not enough for a Dyson sphere to be casually constructed as a Nanoren.
It’s not that it’s unacceptable…
…
Although for Nanoren, a planet-level project is not a big workload, in order to ensure the quality of the product, the handover of the equipment is still scheduled for three days.
At this moment we still turn our attention to Schottmann...
Although he kept complaining in the chat group, in reality, Schottman was quite happy because of the golden finger's payment, especially after seeing the development of the group members in the chat group.
In a world like Ultraman, when Shortman actually first saw that his golden finger was a chat group that helped each other and made progress together, Shortman still harbored more of a kind of golden finger.
The mentality of making risky investments and then reaping the benefits later.
After all, according to the development pattern of general chat groups, if it is a normal chat group, most of them will start with martial arts or supernatural powers, magic like Harry Potter, or spiritual energy recovery.
If Schottman joined the group in the early stage and wanted to gain benefits, he would naturally have to "raise" other group members first, and then slowly feed back to himself.
When Schottmann first saw the chat group, he was already prepared to endure the humiliation for a few more years before turning into a serf and singing again.
After all, although Shortman cried miserably in the chat group, he was called "a hidden dragon dancing in a deep ravine, a concubine weeping in a lonely boat", but after all, Shortman is not an ordinary person who has no power to restrain a chicken.
As a dark giant, although he is easily manipulated by various big guys, it is still easy for him to live a good life once his career is over.
What a little fat man, what a little boy, he is a complete scumbag.
In Ultraman's world, it might be a little overwhelming, but in other worlds, that's not necessarily the case.
At that time, Schottman even thought about transmitting dark energy to martial arts to improve the physical fitness of ordinary martial arts people, so as to obtain the martial arts in the martial arts world.
Shortman's physical fitness is actually not bad. A large part of the reason why he has to run away from everyone he encounters is because he doesn't know how to fight at all.
You can't expect the Dark Giant to beat up the Light Giant and the little monsters, use monkeys to steal peaches, cut off the legs of children and poke their eyes, or perform bastard punches or other eye-catching operations.
Regardless of whether he has peaches or not, he can constantly steal other people's descendants. Is there any use in poking his eyes like a big light bulb? Just saying that fighting like this under the eyes of countless people, Schottman really doesn't have the shame.
But it's different when you get martial arts. Even if Ultraman plays martial arts or something like that, or his painting style is good, you can't see it going anywhere...
Of course, these messy things were just his previous fantasies about the golden finger. Fortunately, after actually getting the golden finger, he discovered that the help that the golden finger could bring was far more abundant than he had imagined before.
…
Ultraman's world, Earth...
Looking at the collapsed building in front of him, Xiao Teman or Xiao Yiren's eyes were unmoved, as if his house was not included in the building in front of him...
Xiao Yiren did not lie in the chat group. Just half a day ago, because he tried to escape from the earth many times to no avail, he gave up on himself. In order to simply stay on the earth and eat and wait to die, the house he bought with a down payment of 50,000 yuan was gone.
Already...
You could say Xiao Yiren was angry. Of course he was angry. When that guy was fighting Ultraman, Xiao Yiren fired a cold gun from behind and threw an unorthodox eight-point light wheel from a distance and cut off the little monster's horns.
But after the anger and revenge, what should Xiao Yiren do next? No need to ask? Of course it is what he should do.
According to Xiao Yiren's original idea, he would have done something secretly first and sued the damn insurance company that had collected his own insurance premiums, but after the little monster destroyed the building, he refused to pay the claim on the grounds of force majeure.
Then look for the little monster who trampled on his house, was attacked by himself during the battle with Ultraman, and was rescued by aliens after being defeated by Ultraman.
It has a good chat about animal life, about ideals, why this building is so tall, and which road to hell is better...
But after suddenly getting the golden finger, Xiao Yiren suddenly felt that everything was boring. He seemed to have entered the state of a sage, with no desires and no desires. It seemed that nothing could move his heart...
"Ah, I have seen through everything..."
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