Yiren's non-human chat group

Chapter 8 "Crouching Dragon and Phoenix" Chat Group

Xiao Ali: "Wow, no one can help me get a fresh corpse yet?! I feel like I'm going crazy!!!||Φ|(|T|Д|T|)|Φ||"

Pai Daxiao: "eat melon jpg"

Mao Yiren: "Eat melon+1jpg"

The other three Xiao Yiren in the chat group have long been used to Xiao Yiren's daily irritability.

If he didn't howl every once in a while, others would probably think he was dead.

Mao Yiren: "Hey, why didn't Xiao Tailang come to eat melon today? Is he diving?"

Pai Daxiao: "Yes, the formation that has persisted for more than a month has been disrupted. Could something really happen to that guy?"

Xiao Ali: "I'm kidding, what could happen to Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf? It's probably because this guy worked overtime too late and hasn't woken up yet..."

Xiao Tailang: "Everyone, great news!"

Send Xiao: "Hey, Cao Cao Cao Cao has arrived."

Mao Yiren: "What big good news? If we can use it, let's tell it. If it's not useful, we don't need to tell it..."

Xiao Ali: "Hey, can you get a fresh corpse or what? If you can, say it, if you can't, don't say it.--"

Xiao Tailang: "(;一_一)"

Xiao Tailang: "Since I want to announce it, it will definitely be useful to everyone! (`Pan)"

Xiao Yixing: "Then tell me quickly, what are you doing all this time?--"

Xiao Tailang: "Me!!!┴┴︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┴┴"

Mao Yiren: "eat melon jpg"

Pai Daxiao: "Come on, stop playing tricks and say something if you feel like it's a good thing."

Xiao Tailang: "Come on, let's get down to business!"

Xiao Tailang: "Do you still remember a novel we read before we traveled through time that was in a similar situation to ours?"

Mao Yiren: "Which one?"

Mao Yiren: "Traveling through ninety-nine times at the same time? Still non-human? Or do I have clones all over the world? Or do I have a hundred clones?"

Pai Daxiao: "eat melon jpg"

Xiao Ali: "Um, why do you only talk about the starting point? Aren't there many clones on a certain road? It's like reincarnating into countless worlds at the same time..."

Xiao Ali: "I don't understand jpg"

Mao Yiren: "We work for Qiyi Deyi'an, so of course we have to promote others. Promoting our opponents is nothing."

Xiao Xingxing: "Duel..."

Xiao Ali: "Sudden realization jpg"

Xiao Tailang: "Hey, hey, the building is crooked!"

Mao Yiren: "Ah, by the way, go on, which one?"

Xiao Tailang: "Chen Yi's chat group! It's also a clone chat group, and the situation is basically the same as ours. Why can't we refer to their model?"

Pai Daxiao: "Chen Yi's chat group? Isn't that right? Why don't I remember this novel?"

Xiao Ali: "Oh oh oh, I remember this. The protagonist's name is Chen Yi. It cannot be shared. The skills are given in red envelopes and the memories are packaged and taken away. It's really similar."

Mao Yiren: "Hey, hey, what's Chen Yi's chat group? Let's call it Yiren's chat group~_~."

Mao Yiren: "Besides, we are all humans after all. We have all marked non-human chat groups. How can you expect us to be like them?!"

Xiao Ali: "It doesn't matter what your name is."

Xiao Ali: "As for advantages, that's not necessarily the case. Non-humans have many innate skills that ordinary people can't compare to. Maybe our advantages are even greater."

Xiao Ali: "Well, it seems that one of the hundreds of millions of people in the chat group is from the Harry Potter world. The explanation of magic in it is to use strong mental power to use life force. Maybe you can try it, and maybe you can become a

Black Cat King."

Mao Yiren: "What the hell is the Black Cat King?! Even if I become a cat, I don't want to become a noseless, hairless freak."

Xiao Tailang: "Hey, hey, the building is crooked again, don't talk about this now, listen to me first!"

Mao Yiren: "Okay, you say."

Xiao Yixing: "Okay, you say."

Pai Daxiao: "Okay, you say."

Xiao Tailang: "Okay, I'm the only one who can speak next, so keep your mouth shut!"

Mao Yiren: "zipper mouth jpg"

Pai Daxiao: "zipper mouth jpg"

Xiao Ali: "zipper mouth jpg"

Xiao Tailang: "Our overall situation is very similar to that of Chen Yi. The so-called compensation has not yet appeared. Apart from world travel and identity, there is not much difference for the time being."

Xiao Tailang: "Chen Yi's way to solve the problem of skill sharing is to over-give himself in the Matrix world and form multiple sharing of memories through memory learning devices."

Xiao Tailang: "So I thought we could learn from them and play like this."

Xiao Tailang: "So in the name of research, I used a hammer and screwdriver to knock out a memory machine."

Xiao Tailang: "And my machine has one more function than the Matrix. Not only can it store learning by reading other people's memories, but it can also directly read the contents of the secretary for learning."

Xiao Tailang: "With this thing, most of our future experience and skills can be directly shared hahaha!!!"

quiet……

Still quiet...

Xiao Tailang: "Why is no one talking?"

Mao Yiren: "Ah, that's it. Can we speak now?"

Xiao Ali: "Ah, it should be fine..."

Pai Daxiao: "Probably..."

Mao Yiren: "Okay, let me just say a few words."

Mao Yiren: "@小太狼, since we entered the chat group, apart from the crab roe buns that Pai Da Xiao often posts, and the grilled fish that I posted some time ago, I haven't posted anything else. You know

Why not?"

Xiao Tailang: "Why?"

Xiao Ali: "Why? Why do you think it is? Of course we can't do anything, we have nothing! The Wrath of the Facehugger jpg"

Pai Daxiao: "Ah, right..."

Pai Daxiao: "Starfish Dementia jpg"

This sentence is quite heartbreaking, but it truly reflects the current reality of Xiao Yiren.

Experience? Knowledge? Ability? They really have nothing.

If you need knowledge but don’t have knowledge, if you need supplies but don’t have supplies, it’s not an ordinary misfortune.

Let’s not talk about Xiao Ali, the guy trapped in the dark room.

Although Xiao Tailang is a scientist, it depends on who the scientist is. He used a hammer to invent biochemical weapons, a screwdriver to determine the functional structure of the brain, and pliers to invent machines. If you say he has knowledge, it is really not ordinary.

Yes, but if you dare to use it in other worlds, that's not necessarily the case. Just ask for your blessings.

Xiao Xiao is sent as the chef of Krabby Patty to help SpongeBob. Occasionally, he also helps clean the toilets and deliver dinner plates. He really has the ability to breathe underwater.

Mao Yiren, a domestic cat, does not have no experience and skills. Does proficiency in English and cat language count?

With such a group of "crouching dragons and phoenixes" gathered together, what experience and skills can they share?!

Xiao Tailang: "..."

(End of chapter)