You are a celebrity, and every time the police are out, you are there?

The young woman

held the child, reached out and pressed the toilet flush button

, the water in the tank instantly "boomed" out

, and then rotated rapidly towards the sewer pipe, unblocked

, the young woman suddenly showed a happy expression, just opened her mouth to say something to Zhang Dong,

she heard a series of toilet bottoms next to her"

Clicking, clicking, clicking" sound, and then "boom" with a loud noise, under the stunned gaze of the young woman and Zhang Dong

, the bottom of the entire toilet was connected to the drain pipe, and all collapsed into the bathroom of the family downstairs!

Zhang Dong came back to his senses, with incredible eyes, and with the young woman, he probed towards the hole at the bottom of the toilet, and

then it was!

When you are staring at the downstairs bathroom, in the downstairs bathroom, there is also a middle-aged man with a diaper hanging on his head and many confused yellow and white things, with three points of panic, three points of anger, three points of disgust and one point of confusion on the front, staring at you!

So the young woman and Zhang Dong quickly shrunk their heads back

, and then the two looked at each other, unable to speak for a long time.

In the end, it turned out that the child in the young woman's arms broke the deadlock first, and a small bubble "wave" spit out of her mouth burst, and then the doll "giggled..." and laughed waving her fleshy little hand.

Zhang Dongcai beckoned to the young woman who was still dumbfounded, telling her to quickly come out of the bathroom first

, in case she also collapsed, this matter would be a big deal.

When the young woman came out of the bathroom holding the child with a pale face, standing in the bedroom and looking at Zhang Dong and wanting to speak

, the sound of opening and closing the door sounded at the entrance of the house, and then a rough voice came,

"Wife!" I am back!

Zhang Dong didn't react, the man came back just right, he now has a headache how to explain this outrageous scene in his bathroom.

But before he could react, he saw that the young woman in front of him couldn't help but shiver when she heard that voice, as if something even more terrifying than the toilet collapse just now was about to happen

, directly without saying a word, he pulled open the wardrobe and stuffed Zhang Dong, who was still carrying a tool with a confused face, into it

, and then attached to his ear and said very quickly,

"It's too late to explain!" You hide inside for a while first! He's gone, and you're out again! Finally

"bang" and slammed the wardrobe door shut!

Zhang Dong instantly fell into darkness, and this series of changes made his brain shut down.

No?

Your man will come back when he comes back, in addition to the relationship between us to dredge the sewers,

it is simply cleaner than green onions mixed with tofu!

But the wardrobe is this push!

All right!

Completely unexplainable!

What do you want to do this sister? Why do you want to stain his innocence?

Is this the punishment for him for crashing the toilet?

At this time, the water friends in the live broadcast room were already laughing crazy,

"Poof! I'm going to be killed by the anchor, I'm on a blind date with a girl, and now I'm spraying her face with ice cream, can I still get along with this kiss?

"Who can be worse than me? I was hiding my mobile phone in a drawer to watch the anchor, and I laughed too loudly just now, and the mobile phone has been confiscated by the head teacher, which is still borrowing my mobile phone at the same table to send a barrage! Otherwise, it will be difficult to settle down after all! "

Very good! Zhang Wei, you can't be calm, now hand me over Liu Haoran's mobile phone at your table! Then you two will stand in the back for me to listen to the lesson!

"Oh my mother! I really want to be laughed to death by this anchor and these talented water friends! Can you guys be a little more outrageous? Lao Tzu just cut the foreskin! The doctor said that emotions must not be chicken jelly! Grass! The wound is crumbling again! "

Huh! Who put me in the closet? Mahma! I'm afraid of the dark! I have claustrophobia, let me out! "

God is claustrophobic, won't you turn off your phone?"

"No, am I the only one who feels sorry for the uncle downstairs who suffered from the dung water from the sky? Forgive me for laughing out of the pig barking! The memes are also ready!

"Wait a minute, that uncle's face seems to be quite familiar to me, and I always feel that I have seen it somewhere."

"It won't be your second uncle, right?"

"His eldest uncle, his second uncle are all his uncles!"

......

The water friends in the live broadcast room are as happy as the New Year

, and Zhang Dong, who is squatting in the closet, does not even dare to breathe, it is

like living like a year!

He pricked up his ears and listened carefully to the movement outside, praying that the man would leave immediately if he just came back, or that the occupants downstairs would hurry up to find trouble,

so that he could get out sooner.

After the man entered the house, he did not see his wife and children in the living room, and

he did not see his wife holding the child and just closed the bathroom door when he walked to the bedroom.

Thought that she was going to the toilet just now, so she didn't say anything, directly lay on the bed

, took out her mobile phone and said happily while pulling

, "Wife, come over and I'll introduce you to a new anchor, it's simply a mudslide in the live broadcast industry, he is a star, you dare to believe that he went to pick up garbage?" And just because he accidentally broke a shocking corruption case, now the whole network is discussing, I heard that the main culprit of this case has not yet been caught, the public security department has issued a wanted warrant, calling on all citizens to actively provide clues, effective information up to 100,000 and 500! "

Huh? And this kind of thing? You also know, I recently took my child to breastfeed several times at night, and I was in a trance, how can I have time to watch the live broadcast, and now there are such stars? So grounded? Why didn't he dredge the sewers? The

young woman held the child, and her mind was also full of mud, and she said casually,

"How did you guess my wife?" I glanced at the news of the forum on the way back, saying that this anchor is really ready to work part-time today to dredge the sewers, but unfortunately I haven't watched his live broadcast yet, let's watch it together now, right? After

the man finished speaking, he directly clicked into Zhang Dong's live broadcast room, and the young woman had no choice, so she could only sit down, and the husband and wife looked at Zhang Dong's live broadcast room together,

"Huh? Strange, why is it clear that the online live broadcast is displayed, but the live broadcast room is dark? What about streamers? Stuck? The

man looked confused, but looking at the dazzling barrage in the live broadcast room, he didn't feel like it.

And the young woman was originally absent-minded, but after she glanced at the barrage a few times, her eyes widened more and more, and then she involuntarily fell her gaze on the wardrobe!

No way? No way?

There can't be such a clever thing, right?

"Aha! Wife, look at it, those barrage anchors who say that this side job of unclogging the sewer have just been inexplicably stuffed into the closet by a young woman with children, just

because her husband is back and is in the closet,

so can the live broadcast room not be dark? Laugh me to death! What a treasure live broadcast, pay attention! "

Ahhhhhh

The young woman's cold sweat is about to come down, and

this will not say that it is her... Right?

At this moment, the man felt that there was something behind him panicked, reached out and found that it was his wife's

mobile phone, just wanted to hand it to her, but the screen lit up, he saw the mobile phone open screen fixed on the prestige chat interface

, his wife seems to have just added a stranger before, and then transferred two hundred yuan to the person

, look at this avatar, is a handsome guy selfie photo undoubtedly!

So the suspicious, super jealous man directly broadcast a video call to this prestige to apply,

and then

he heard a burst of "Ding-dong-dong... The sound of the prestige video call

, the corners of his mouth that were still raised high

, instantly collapsed, and the

whole person was like a lightning strike!