You are a celebrity, and every time the police are out, you are there?

But after Zhang Dongyuan shouted full of anger,

Gou System didn't react at all!

Zhang Dong suddenly looked confused,

thinking that his system would not hang, right?

No way?

Stop playing!

"Lottery!"

"Lottery!"

......

After shouting a hundred and eight times, Gou System still did not respond!

So Zhang Dong fell into deep thought, and

finally suddenly raised his head

and tentatively shouted: "Heaven and earth are infinite!" Borrow the law! Boye Boromi! Dawei Tenryu? "

Lottery!"

【Ding! Today's Random Skill Draw: Congratulations to the host for gaining driving skill mastery! Zhang

Dong suddenly trembled with anger!

Muggles!

Did you do this system on purpose or carelessly?

If you don't shout the mantra, you will strike now, right?

Sober up! Are you a system, not a dog, where does the stress response come from?

After the gas, Zhang Dong remembered, what did he smoke?

Driving skills?

Which one is driving? He is an old driver anyway, this thing still needs to be smoked?

But it was pumped.

So Zhang Dongmo rubbed his chin, and suddenly his eyes lit up, his part-time side job today has fallen!

He directly put on his beloved backpack

, went outstairs

, first went to the breakfast restaurant on the next street to order two cages of fresh meat xiaolongbao, a bowl of salted tofu brain

, and after eating and drinking well

, he went to sweep a small yellow car, and then opened the live broadcast room.

Zhang Dong's start this time,

the barrage of water friends is more turbulent than any time!

"Hold the grass! The anchor really did not return to the prefecture! Sure enough, it was Yan Wang Ye chasing the man who was feeding! Those who are favored have no fear!

"Brother Dong! What a man! Brother Shindong! Eternal life! What kind of knife mountain and sea of fire, are not afraid!

"I just want to ask what it's like for a streamer to enjoy a funeral service alive?" Isn't it comfortable to lie in a high-end coffin? "

Huh! I suddenly found that very good entertainment can actually develop a new business, that is, they can fully provide funeral one-stop experience package, so that customers can enjoy this service in person before they die, and then where they are not satisfied, they can put forward their own opinions in time, so that when the customer really dies, he will definitely get the thoughtful and meticulous service arranged for himself, isn't it beautiful?

"Upstairs discharged!"

"Very entertaining: it's you! Come to work tomorrow!

"A favorite phrase lately: Huh?"

"I see that the anchor can start broadcasting safely, and I am happier than I won the 10 million lottery myself!"

"That's not true, because it's true that the anchor can start broadcasting normally, but even if the thunder kills you eight times, you can't win the 10 million lottery once!"

"Aha... The words upstairs are really too true!

"Without saying much, I just asked the anchor what side job is he planning to work part-time today?" What time is tea? I'm stuck to fish.

"I guess the excavator! After all, what man can refuse a big toy that looks most like a Gundam arm? Right?

"I guess it's a tasteful, how about a manure digger?"

"How many soul hall elders in one meal?" Where are the manure pickers now? All with modern manure pumping trucks!

"You're so noisy in my eyes that my girlfriend is leaking!" You pay! "

Hey, hey, hey... It's not a big problem, let the streamer fish a lottery to give to you.

"...,"

and Zhang Dong tilted the corner of his mouth towards the live broadcast room

, "Hello everyone, today's part-time side business allows the anchor to sell it first!" You'll know then, now follow the camera!

After speaking, Zhang Dong didn't care about the boiling reaction of the water friends in the live broadcast room.

Riding the little yellow car and speeding away.

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"The first snow in 2002 came later than ever..."

Uncle Qin's mobile phone rang, and Uncle Qin, who was busy with his deceased care company to bring those new artists who were very good at entertainment, and Uncle Qin, who understood the entry skills of the undertaker, picked up the phone:

"Zhang Dong, your kid is probably okay when he calls, what's

wrong?" Want to rub my hearse again today? I'll tell you, the door..."

Uncle Qin is early, what do you say? Rubbing the hearse is not rare for me Zhang Dongcai, I called to tell you, the hearse has already driven away, borrow it today, hehe..." Uncle

Qin suddenly took a deep breath when he heard this, and

then looked out!

Boy!

His old fellow hearse has indeed disappeared!

He scolded at his mobile phone:

"Zhang Dong, you little rabbit cub! What can you do when you drive a hearse? Could it be that today you have a side job of transporting corpses to the crematorium?

Zhang Dong laughed on the phone:

"Uncle Qin, you guessed this wrong, my part-time side job today is to be a ride-hailing driver for a day!" You know me, I don't have a car, I can't ride a little yellow car to take orders, right? So just borrow a car! "

Uncle Qin: ???

Water friends in the live broadcast room: ???

Artists in the Caring Company of the Dead: ???

Boy!

What did they hear?

Driving hearse to part-time ride-hailing driver?

How did your Zhang Dong's brain grow?

Which customers would place an order with a hearse online?

Crazy?

But then Uncle Qin suddenly discovered the blind spot and roared:

"That's not right! You don't have the keys to my hearse! How did it drive away?

Zhang Dong said in a surprised tone:

"Uncle Qin, my Zhang Dong's ancestral lock picking craft, the people of the rivers and lakes call the walking key essence, just get a hearse, what key do you want?"

Uncle Qin suddenly only felt that his eyes were dark, and there was a burst of elegant and easy-going output to the mobile phone.

Zhang Dong, on the other hand, smiled defiantly at the end, and then said,

"What? Uncle Qin, you be louder! Oh, the signal is not good, then I hang. And

Zhang Dong, who was driving Uncle Qin's hearse at this time, after opening the driving skills proficiently

, the hearse was directly driven out of Maybach by him, and it was like a fish half silky in the crowded traffic.

Hey, hey, today, just to play with the Gou system, drive a hearse to a part-time ride-hailing driver,

see what else you can do with him!

This is definitely a day when you can't receive a single order, if you can't receive an order, you can't meet something, and if you can't see something, you definitely can't

drink tea!

Plan Pass!

So today can be said to be Zhang Dong's more casual day than fishing!

Zhang Dong put his mobile phone on the stand of the hearse, and then opened his registered order receiving platform,

which showed that he had entered the state of online car hailing.

For the next full hour, Zhang Dong drove around in a hearse, but he didn't receive a single order.

He couldn't be happier.

I'm looking for a scenic spot to stop and enjoy a day without tea.

Didi! ~

There was a tone on his mobile phone on the hearse!

Then a list pops up directly.

【Order successful! 】 【

Customer Request】: Leave immediately.

【Customer Location】:South gate of Taoyuan Community.

【Destination】: Times Square Agricultural Bank.

Zhang Dong was directly stunned!

Boy!

Whose ministry is this so brave?

You go to an agricultural bank! It's not to go to the Tiandi Bank, what kind of trouble do you want to make when you order a hearse?

Just when Zhang Dong

was in a trance, his mobile phone suddenly rang, and

a strange caller came in.

After Zhang Dong connected it, he directly turned on the bluetooth,

and a slightly anxious but soft and sticky female voice sounded from the hearse's horn:

"Hey! ~Hello! Are you the driver master of the car number 1414514?

Zhang Dong slowed down and blinked his eyes and replied

, "Yes, who are you?"

The girl on the other end of the phone quickly said in a very fast voice:

"Oh, I just placed an order for you, I accidentally set the departure place and destination as the default address when I placed the order, so I quickly called you and said, I am not in the south gate of Taoyuan Community now, eating fried chicken in People's Square, you can see me at a glance when you come over, I am wearing a sleeveless floral one-piece short skirt on the upper body, and Hi Silk on the lower body..."

Zhang Dong had already driven the hearse towards the People's Square with a dashing U-turn at this time

, because since he really came to the order, Zhang Dong naturally could not continue to put on a rotten line of love.

So he casually asked his phone, "So where is that?" The

girl on the other side listened to Zhang Dong's words and didn't know why she hesitated obviously,

but finally said resolutely with such an inexplicable shyness:

"... Arrive...... To the thigh root! "

Wang Defa?

This moment directly gave Zhang Dong a whole thing!

He even thought that he was too self-disciplined last night, resulting in a little hearing loss today,

so he coughed twice and asked seriously:

"Ahem... Please don't joke, where is it? The

girl on the other side of the phone was also anxious, and also raised her voice and said very seriously:

"It's really to the root of the thigh!" Can I still not know this? How is it a joke?

"It's not! Girl, you won't be some whole person outdoor funny anchor, right? I'll ask again, be specific! Be rigorous! Be objective! Where the hell is it~!!!

Zhang Dong and the water friends in the live broadcast room clearly heard it, and the girl on the other side also took a deep breath, and even said with a crying voice:

"I just confirmed it again!" To the thigh root indeed! There is absolutely no exaggeration!

Zhang Dong was also crying and laughing all of a sudden, and

he took back the sentence just now: "Whose subordinate is this so brave!" ", this Nima is a pure wild Crouching Dragon!

First of all, the order address can be wrong

, and then I asked her where she was going,

but she kept leaving her thigh root!

Just confirmed? Not the slightest exaggeration?

Zhang Dong's violent temper ah, straight

to the point:

"Girl! Are you in any hurry? Or did you eat fried chicken in People's Square and watch the novel and temporarily store your brain?

"I'm asking where the hell you asked my car to go!" Why do you keep your thighs rooted? Let's just say, is there such a place called the root of the thigh?

Or do you want me to drive the car directly up your thigh? Are you really not some Internet celebrity company invited to engage in the effect of the show? "

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