【Ding! Today's Random Skill Draw: Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Rain Seeking Skill Mastery! Zhang
Dong: ???
Wang Defa?
Gou system, what are you trying to make trouble?
Yesterday was still mediocre excavator
skill mastery, today there is another rain seeking skill mastery?
How does this thing make him go part-time to do a side job?
Could it be that he also raised a sign and asked when he saw people at the labor market:
"Boss?" Ask for rain or not? This
Nima's proper feudal superstition, he himself has begun to imagine the scene of fast-forwarding to the police station for tea.
Then Zhang Dong glanced at the backpack that he had obviously been stuffed with rain props by the Gou system
, and a peach wood sword that looked antique had also been inserted into the side net pocket of the backpack, and
Zhang Dong's face couldn't help but twitch.
Although the
smoke is all smoked,
let's eat instant noodles first and fill your stomach.
So Zhang Dong was angry and fried himself two fragrant eggs to cover the instant noodles.
Then he added a ham sausage and
sat down at the dinner table to suck for a while.
After eating and drinking, he touched his stomach comfortably, and then suddenly a flash of light flashed in his mind!
Isn't it just asking for rain,
watch him complain!
I definitely can't drink tea this time!
So Zhang Dong picked up his backpack and carried a peach wood sword cross-body
, went downstairs in a good spirit
, and then swept a small yellow car as usual, and casually opened the live broadcast room.
More and more people squatted in Zhang Dong's live broadcast room
, especially yesterday he drove an excavator to dig out the tomb of the Qi Tian Great Saint Sun Wukong
, and even the "South Heavenly Gate" and "Lingxiao Treasure Hall" were dug out,
which can be called the ceiling of the excavator world.
Therefore, a large wave of new fans have come to admire it, so that Zhang Dong's current live broadcast room, the popularity of the next broadcast is hanging those head anchors.
Just ask if you're angry.
Anyway, Zhang Dong was very angry, thinking how good it would be if this was all because of his acting skills, singing and other condensed fans.
But unfortunately not, this is all a fan of the fun accumulated by his part-time side hustle.
His biggest hobby every day is to watch him drink tea in the police station every day, and his biggest
vision is to let the world recite his name of Zhang Dong drinking tea Tianzun.
The last thing I want is that Zhang Dong suddenly opens up one day, returns to the entertainment industry, and turns into an emperor superstar.
Zhang Dong knows the mentality of these sand sculpture water friends best.
So as soon as he opened the live broadcast room, he laughed and said nothing, and let the outrageous barrage of those sand sculpture water friends fly for a while.
"Hold the grass! Anchor: How do you sleep at your age? Digging out such a big thing, it's still like people, the heart is really big! "
The Great Saint Against the Heavens is here!"
"What do you know? I watched the sky last night, and the anchor dug up the joint tomb of Sun Wukong, one buried Sun Wukong, and the other buried Sun Wukong, but it was Sun Wukong when he was a child!
"Upstairs, you know how to share a burial!"
"Wha... It is obviously the tomb of Cao Cao, there are two corpses, one large and one small, the big one is Cao Chengxiang's twilight years, and the small one is when Cao Chengxiang was a child!
"Wu Chengen: Ah, yes, yes, it does exist, in my dreams, in my heart, in my aunt's mind..."
It's really Wu Zetian widowed - lost Li Zhi, right? Jokes are not nonsense, and change is not nonsense! Why didn't I dig Ultraman's grave when I protested the anchor?
"Am I the only one who wants to confess the blood of that golden hoop rod?"
"It's the same!"
"You guys pay attention to the point, didn't you see that the anchor was still carrying a peach wood sword today? Is this finally not pretended? The world version fast-forwards to Reiki revival, and the anchor is going to start slaying demons and removing demons?
"Wuhu! Is this a very evil paste star on the Internet? Sure enough, a handsome batch, anchors with peach wood swords, today's part-time side job is ghost hunting or spirits?
"Stop pretending, Brother Dong! Just tell them, in fact, you are the spokesperson of Yan Wang Ye in the Yang Realm, and whoever blindly compares you will send whoever is afraid to see if they are afraid. "
Don't say it, don't say it, I'm already starting to be afraid, my pants are wet, really, oh, plus I'm such a female fan."
"Don't believe it, unless you send me a picture to Kang Kang."
Zhang
Dong still didn't say a word, and rode off on the little yellow car.
The main thing is that your barrage is so good-looking, and
the brain hole is so big,
then send more.
But gradually, the old fans in the live broadcast room finally found that something was wrong
, because with Zhang Dong's live broadcast footage, they found that a feeling of déjà vu attacked his memory again.
In the end, all the water friends brushed out with the barrage.
"Good fellow! This is not the way to go to the labor market for a part-time side job, this is another way to liberate the East Police Station! "
That's right!
Zhang Dong took the initiative to go to the police station again.
I still remember the last time, because he was proficient in unlocking skills
, he took the initiative to run to the police station for the record, although it turned out to be useless, because he finally took the initiative to come to the police station for tea.
But this time, Zhang Dong felt that he was stable.
Familiar with the door and road is smoother than going to work for entertainment, and
Zhang Dong entered the gate of the Jiefang East Police Station again.
Li Qingqing, who was still biting into a fritters in his mouth and holding a cup of soy milk in his hand, almost didn't spray a mouthful of sweet soy milk on Zhang Dong's face when he saw Zhang Dong who appeared here early in the morning
.
She patted her chest and asked with a confused look:
"It's not Zhang Dong, could it be that you really fell in love with the tea from our Jiefang East Police Station?" Is this for morning tea?
And Zhang Dong said with a serious face:
"Officer Li, your words are not right, I am a good citizen, this time I also came to take the initiative to consult, to avoid today's part-time side business and stepping on thunder."
Li Qingqing blinked his big eyes and said with a curious look:
"How?" Could it be that you are going to work part-time today in a side job such as anti-pickpocketing or anti-fraud, so let's prepare a case first?
Zhang Dong shook his head, first directly lifted the peach wood sword on his body
, gestured a few times in front of Li Qingqing, and then asked with a serious face:
"Officer Li, as a well-known star, I carry a peach wood sword with me and always figure out the role, right?"
Li Qingqing looked at the peach wood sword in Zhang Dong's hand, thinking that it was a prop for the crew, and
nodded subconsciously
, "It's reasonable, but your acting skills..." "
Officer Li don't care about the details, let's continue."
Zhang Dong directly interrupted Li Qingqing's questioning of his acting skills, then put his backpack on the table, and
began to take out things while laughing and said:
"Na! Since the peach wood sword is reasonable, then it is also reasonable for me to bring these talismans, cinnabar, gossip plates, red lines for arranging formations, incense candles and the like, right? "
The more Li Qingqing looks at it, the more wrong
it is, but I really don't know what is wrong
, because Zhang Dong's main business is indeed a star, and you can't not recognize his star identity because people are confused.
Could it be that he really came out of the west today and received a play?
Which crew can't think so much?
Shouldn't it be an illegal crew that makes movies to launder money?
Li Qingqing immediately became alert, so he asked directly:
"Zhang Dong, you can't just take anyone's drama in order to return to the entertainment industry and dream of the emperor superstar, you must know that once you lose the hatred of the ages, it is actually good that you don't go to the entertainment industry."
"Huh? Officer Li, what are you talking about? Where would anyone think so much about not looking for me to film? I'm still doing a part-time side job today, just stop by to consult, then since it's all fine, I won't bother you
, I hope you have a good time today, don't go to the police because of my affairs, goodbye!
After Zhang Dong finished speaking, he carried his backpack again
, and then hung up the peach wood sword, and
quickly left the Jiefang East Police Station.
Only Liu Qingqing and those policemen were left to look at each other, and finally because of Zhang Dong's last words,
they couldn't help but burst out laughing.
And Zhang Dong rode a small yellow car and began to run errands on the same city of the mobile phone, swiping
the list, thinking that anyway, he had already asked Li Qingqing for the record
, if he really couldn't find a list that needed to ask for rain today, wouldn't
he be able to leave work early and go home to lie flat?
It's just delicious!
At this moment
, a list suddenly appeared in Zhang Dong's mobile phone:
"The freshman of Xishan University sent a bill for help, is there a big guy who can ask for rain?"
"This year, I heard that it is a rare hot weather in 10,000 years, so let's not say silence in our military training! People are drying up!
"Desperately seeking a rain master!"
"Save the child."
Muggles!
Is there really such a list?
So Zhang Dong directly ordered the list, and
then chose to take the order!
After that, I rode a small yellow car towards Xishan University and
galloped away!
Isn't it just asking for rain,
what are you provoking?
If he really begged, he would really go down!
He has already checked the weather forecast, and the coming week will be a super hot weather with bright sunshine!
Want to rain?
Artificial rainfall does not necessarily work.
So my own wave today is
absolutely stable!
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