You are a celebrity, and every time the police are out, you are there?

Immediately after that, there was a burst of crisp laughter like silver bells in the hearse.

Every time the seven bridesmaids smiled and trembled, the

hearse was bright in spring, and Zhang

Dong's eyes under his sunglasses were a little inadequate.

Granny drops!

You're going to test the cadres, right?

Which cadre cannot withstand such a test?

Do you want to fast forward to learning a foreign language?

The hearse drove as steadily as an old dog under Zhang Dong's car skills.

And those bridesmaids saw that Zhang Dong, a handsome driver, was so good at talking,

naturally they would not stop there.

So the bridesmaid who was ridiculed by her sisters as a "leg spirit" and engraved on the epitaph by Zhang Dong directly poked her head in front

and said with a coquettish face:

"Master master, it's time for me, I also have to ask a question, is it a couple who really love each other, and they can feel each other's violent heartbeats at the moment they love each other affectionately?"

And Zhang Dong stretched out his hand and pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, stared

at the abyss on the bridesmaid's chest, and

said with a serious face:

"Then it has to be for couple A, no matter how you hug like this, you can't hear it."

Several bridesmaids immediately looked at each other

, and then subconsciously glanced down at their bridesmaid dress, and

covered the abyss and took a bite towards Zhang Dong.

Again giggling and haggling each other began to poke and grab each other.

In the end, Xiaomei, who was still the co-pilot, was not affected

, and took the opportunity to deliberately straighten her waist and asked Zhang Dong:

"Master, what you said is not right!" I was different, on the day I just broke up, I hugged my ex-boyfriend affectionately for the last time, not only heard the heartbeat, but also hurt like a knife.

Zhang Dong turned his head to take a look, and then asked lightly: "The knife generally hurts?"

The bridesmaid Xiaomei nodded repeatedly.

"Oh, then I suggest you hurry up to find after-sales at your Long's medical beauty hospital, you specified that the exercise was too intense and the silicone exploded!"

"Poof!"

"Hahahaha..." "

God's silicone exploded!"

"Master, what the hell do you do? How do you understand so much?

Including Xiaomei, these seven bridesmaids laughed crookedly

, especially Xiaomei, almost the whole person was crooked into

Zhang Dong's arms, and was pushed back by Zhang Dong's hand, and said seriously: "Girl, please automatically... Ah no, it's dead weight, I'm really allergic to beauty.

Xiao Mei couldn't easily stop laughing

, and while taking out a tissue from her bag to wipe her tears

, she gave Zhang Dong a thumbs up and praised:

"Master, no matter what kind of work you do, but your driving skills are really strong!" No matter what kind of sense of the car, it is simply the legendary car god, admire! Can you teach me about it? I really want to learn.

Zhang Dong smiled and asked,

"Really want to learn?"

Xiaomei and the remaining bridesmaids ordered their heads like chickens and ate rice: "Uh-huh... Instructor! We really want to learn your driving skills!

So Zhang Dong pretended to ponder for a moment

, and then began to popularize science with a serious face:

"Driving, in fact, it's nothing, just have hands."

"Without him, only familiar hands."

"But what kind of car to drive, this is very particular."

"For example, the bus is driven by several masters."

"But Rich Brother has a lot of cars that can be changed, which one he wants to drive."

"For example, some second-hand or eighteen-handed cars, you don't dislike her for being worn out and rotten by others, and she will dislike you for being poor and unworthy of driving her."

"For example, some second-hand cars seem to be in very good condition, like new cars, but they are likely to be water trucks, and they are full of hidden dangers."

"There are some luxury cars that a lot of people can't really own in their lifetime, but you can have the opportunity to test drive and feel the extraordinary feeling."

"Some scrapped buses can't be driven in big cities, so you can go back to the countryside and find an honest driver to continue on the road."

Zhang Dong said a bunch of things about the car in one breath, and

the seven bridesmaids on the hearse: ???

Water friends in the live broadcast room: ???

Not master, what are you talking about?

How do you hear them cloudy?

So Xiaomei, the bridesmaid who was still the co-pilot, spoke on behalf of everyone:

"Master, since you know cars so well, can I ask you which car is the most memorable car in your life?"

I saw Zhang Dong let out a long sigh, as if infinitely reminiscing:

"Naturally, I have always missed the coach I drove for the first time in the driving school!" When I first entered, I couldn't even find the keyhole! Alas, this situation can be remembered, but it was already at that time! The

seven bridesmaids were immediately shocked and shocked by Zhang Dong,

but the water friends in the live broadcast room really couldn't stand it.

"Good fellow! Brother Dong! Say you're here for a tour! Otherwise, a big deduction will be made!

"Huh, isn't this a car to kindergarten?" Let me go! You guys said okay, this is a tea-drinking anchor, right? Why did I keep getting car prints on my face when I first came in?

"Poof! Aha... Help me! The anchor is really an old driver, really in various directions and in various senses! I understand in seconds, I can only deeply blame myself, how did I become like this? It must be taught well by the anchor. "

Is there something you can't understand?" If you don't understand it, it means that you are still pure as white paper, envy.

"All I can say is anchor cow batch! The knowledge points that feel useless have increased.

"The anchor stop quickly, otherwise he will call the police!" You're really going too far than a mango! "

..."

Soon, there are naturally female drivers with superb car skills among the several bridesmaids in the back compartment, and

everyone understands that the female driver understands that

this is either a waste car or a waste person.

So she lay on her stomach in the ears of those sisters and began to translate Zhang Dong's words to them just now, and

suddenly laughed a few bridesmaid sisters who really couldn't understand it.

And Xiaomei, the bridesmaid of the co-pilot, didn't know if she really didn't understand, or

what, and continued to ask Zhang Dong with a reverent face:

"Master, what are you talking about second-hand cars, buses, luxury cars and the like are too difficult to understand, can you teach some dry goods?"

"For example, I'm really practicing cars recently, subject two haven't passed yet, you first talk about a manual car like a coach car, how to grasp it, in order not to kill the coach, I have changed three coaches, two myocardial infarction, one cerebral hemorrhage, and then practice, I'm afraid that if the driver's license is not in hand, the driving school will have to blacklist me first."

Zhang Dong was speechless for a while after listening to it, female drivers, especially novice female drivers who have just learned to drive,

are really the world's number one murderer!

Unconsciously, he was a little away from Xiaomei, the bridesmaid of the co-pilot, and

then said with a serious face:

"Since you are so studious, for the safety of your fourth coach, I will teach you another good lesson."

"Pay attention to listen, take notes conditionally, Teacher Zhang's small class is about to start again, the next thing I am talking about may be automatic transmission technology teaching, but the so-called one law, ten thousand laws, can also open a new door for your sexual life in the future."

For a moment, the seven bridesmaids in the hearse also stopped laughing, sitting in front

of each other, and a few of them really took out their mobile phones, trying to record Zhang Dong's lecture points.

And Zhang Dong directly began to lecture:

"Driving school manual transmission car, novice on the road, remember to be impatient, must slowly plan, after the key enters and fires, start in first gear."

"Can't you do something in four and five gears at once, what if the gears are worn by you? Right?

"After driving, you can't always pursue speed, this is not an automatic transmission, there is a clutch under your feet, the brakes should be stepped on, slow and longer."

"When you run a few laps and find that the coach under you starts to shake, and you can't even grasp it."

"Attention! The point is here, this is the time to accelerate the sprint with all your strength! ~"

In my experience, after a third of the incense, another kick of the accelerator directly to the end!"

"You'll notice that the coach under you will shake even harder, and then it will most likely spew oil!"

Seven bridesmaids in the car: ???

Water friends in the live broadcast room: ???

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