You are a celebrity, and every time the police are out, you are there?

And just when Zhang Dong was there to sell flour for himself part-time, and

a gram of flour sold 500 pieces of rejoicing

, in Nanluoguxiang Street

, in an old community

, a scrawny man with a face like a withered face, looking

extremely unhealthy, picked

up a call:

"Hey."

"Crooked! Hello, are you Mr. Niu Youdao? There is your errand order here, please come down and get it, okay? Because there is no detailed unit and house number on the address.

"Wait, come down right away."

Niu Youdao, who bought a gram of flour for 500 yuan

, put on shoes, took a mask and put it on

, and then put on a cap, covering

his entire face tightly, and then dragged his weak body and

went out to get his own flour.

After receiving a flat boxy package from the errand running brother, a

trace of surprise flashed in Niu Youdao's eyes.

Thinking about a gram of flour from Nima, why are you packaging it like this to make yarn?

But then he automatically made up his brain and suddenly realized that the novice seller this time was really thoughtful!

It's impossible to directly let the errand boy take a gram of flour in a small transparent bag and send it to him, right?

In this way, everyone has to doubt Nima.

Niu Youdao took his package and turned to leave.

The errand boy looked at Niu Youdao, who wrapped himself tightly and did not even show his face, and

underestimated: "Good guy, this guy must be afraid of the yang, so the protection measures are so good!" Alas, after a yang, see what it is.

So the errand boy also silently took out a mask from his pocket and put it on, and then rode away dashingly on the battery car.

At this time, Niu Youdao actually did not go directly to his own home in the community

, but hid in the corner, secretly observing that the errand boy did not have any other small movements to leave

, he breathed a sigh of relief

, took a sudden brisk step,

and returned to his house full of excitement.

As soon as the door closed

, Niu Youdao couldn't wait to open his package

, and what caught his eyes was not the flour that made him impatient

, but a painting, which depicted a lifelike foreign woman

, showing an embarrassed but polite smile towards Niu Youdao

, yes, this is the little surprise that Zhang Dong said

, and he specially painted the " Mona Lisa's smile".

Niu Youdao was stunned for a moment and then directly threw the painting on the ground

, and then without looking at it, he

turned out the lost flour of a winter coat from the package, and

Niu Youdao's whole person trembled.

His mouth kept muttering:

"Hey, hey... Ha ha...... Lao Tzu's flour! Lao Tzu can go to heaven again! I

saw Niu Youdao twisting his body, his eyes were red, as if he was enduring some kind of torture

, and fine cold sweat began to appear on his face

, and then Niu Youdao rushed directly into the

toilet, sat on the toilet

, took out a small tin foil from the sink drawer in the bathroom

, and then rolled the sides slightly

, with an extremely reverent but crazy expression,

Impatiently sold Zhang Dong

flour to him, carefully poured half of it on the tin

foil, and then took out the lighter in one hand, pinched the tin foil containing flour in

the other, and began to bake it with the lighter in the tin foil

, as the white smoke rose

, Niu Youdao put down the lighter, held one of his nostrils with one hand, and

brought the other nostril closer to the foil

Then suck it up!

Just "swoosh" the flour and suck

it all into the nostrils!

Immediately after that, Niu Youdao closed his eyes tightly and prepared to start enjoying the feeling of ascending to heaven!

Heal his endless pain like ten thousand ants.

But!

Three seconds later!

Niu Youdao, who was sitting on the toilet, suddenly opened his eyes and

stared at the flour he bought from Zhang Dong, with

a look of disbelief!

I'm Nima!

That's it?

Also dare to blow yourself what kind of high-quality flour?

A certain fish is really too deep!

What a damn for that seller!

How many impurities are mixed into the flour?

Half down, even a little bit of a special feeling is there?

That's too unethical, right?

But at this time, Niu Youdao's addiction has been hooked, and his brain has begun to be chaotic

, he can't help but condemn Zhang Dong, a profiteer

, directly and ruthlessly poured the rest of the general flour on the tin foil

, and concocted it again

, and then changed his nostrils, and

sucked violently again!

Three more seconds later!

Niu Youdao finally felt that he had tasted it!

But Nima's smell is not right at all!

This is!

It's like when he was a child, his mother gave him the taste of fried flour in an iron pot!

It is the aroma of the flour that has been charred!

They are commonly known as yakisoba over there!

Well,

this does smell a bit like a mom when I was a kid....

No!

Wait a minute!

Fry...... Flour?

Flour?

Is this Nima real! No tricks! Authentic flour?

Niu Youdao instantly landed on his bull's eye, reached out and pinched a little of the already burnt flour from the tin foil

, put it in his mouth and carefully smashed it twice,

and then the tears "smacked" and flowed down!

That's right!

Niu Youdao swears!

This is the taste of fried flour that his mother gave him when he was a child!

"Grass!"

"I'll give you a lung! Dog profiteers! Niu

Youdao roared wildly

while shaking his hand and directly swept the tin foil, flour and lighter on the washbasin to the ground!

"Why do you even sell authentic noodle flour to Lao Tzu?"

"How dare you? Do you still sell 500 grams of this flour? "

Lao Tzu 500 yuan won't go to the supermarket to resist three bags back? Lao Tzu wants to buy flour that can ascend to heaven! Flour! Heroin! Grass!

Niu Youdao completely collapsed

, he rushed out of the bathroom, and

when he saw the little surprise that Zhang Dong gave him on the ground, the "Mona Lisa's Smile"

, he was looking at him at this time with a smug smile, a smug smile!

Niu Youdao thought that he understood

, and he had already determined that Zhang Dong, a profiteer of the king bastard, not only sold him flour for noodles,

but also put a picture in it to laugh at him!

How can this be endured?

Niu Youdao instantly rushed over and tore the "Mona Lisa's Smile" to pieces.

Then forcibly endured the itchy reaction of the whole body

, gasped for breath

, took out his mobile phone

, clicked on the chat box with Zhang Dong,

and began to output wildly!

"Profiteers on dog days! Come out quickly!

"You're so bad! Even if you sell fake flour, you can also mail paintings to taunt me!

"Can you be an individual?"

"If you do this, will your conscience really not hurt?"

Zhang Dong was originally on the one hand at this time to line up with the water friends in the live broadcast room, let them continue to make efforts

, continue to place orders for themselves, so as to end today's part-time flour selling side business early, while

also waiting for a new order for a certain fish.

This series of "ding-dong" sounded

, Zhang Dong thought that the water friends finally found out in conscience, and formed a group to help him complete his side business to generate income, and

opened the chat box to take a look!

Boy!

Isn't this the rich guy who just helped him open a 500 yuan and bought a gram of flour?

Why are you scolding at him now?

And even dare to open his eyes and say nonsense,

slandering him for selling fake flour?

This Zhang Dong can't bear it, if it is where he goes to buy the flour that comes back, Zhang Dong may feel that he really entered the fake flour, but

Nima This is a lottery sent by Gou system!

The system must be a boutique, when will there be a fake?

So isn't this guy an iron fan water friend in his live broadcast room?

But the kind of legendary person who likes professional counterfeiting?

Is it to secretly hide the goods that are about to expire in some supermarkets, wait for the expiration date before taking them out and buy them

, and then turn around and start complaining about the supermarkets,

saying that they sell expired goods and demand huge compensation?

So I will sell some flour part-time today, and I will

be counterfeited?

So Zhang Dong directly returned three first"? Passed

, and then replied:

"Calm down buddy, why did I Zhang Dong become a profiteer?" The flour I sell is not deceptive!

Even if you take it and eat it directly, it is the taste of your mother when you were a child! You tell me where to fake?

What is this not flour? And I kindly gave you a world-famous painting "Mona Lisa's Smile", which is worth more than 500 yuan, and you even slandered me for sending a painting to ridicule you? I beg you to be a person! Niu

Youdao looked at Zhang Dong's straightforward reply,

and the heat under his crotch hurt,

and he was directly angry and urinated!

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