After Zhang Dong
finished speaking, he beckoned
, took Xu Wanqing and a few people to walk towards the inside of the zoo
, and on the way, he also met several staff members escorting several tourists with blue noses and swollen faces
, and when walking out,
Zhang Dong casually asked:
"Isn't it?" These monkeys are so fierce that they beat tourists like this?
A young staff member shook his head and smiled bitterly as he walked:
"This is not a monkey fight, it is a few tourists who started a conflict by themselves, fighting in Monkey Mountain, and then those monkeys who originally begged for food with tourists, I don't know what stimulated, began to fight with them, it's really a crime."
After Zhang Dong and the others listened,
they suddenly looked confused.
Although monkeys are known to be intelligent and vengeful
, and like to imitate people's movements
, but because of the big fights among tourists, all the monkeys also fight,
why does this sound so strange?
But when Zhang Dong and the others entered the interior of the zoo,
they found that they seemed to have underestimated this monkey-induced fight.
Because at this time, it is no longer a monkey or an animal making trouble, but like a chain reaction
, what brown bears, hippos, ostriches, grass mud horses, lions, tigers and the like
, are all as if infected
, all of them are irritable, either hitting cages, or the same kind began to beat each other.
That scene was simply a mess into a pot of porridge.
Many bold tourists have started shooting with their mobile phones, and
some even excited to start live broadcasts.
Because of this magical famous scene, many people have seen it for the first time in their lives.
Many zoo keepers are anxious, rushing in to help this group of normal-looking animals calm their emotions
, but whether they use food to tempt, or directly start to persuade, it will not help.
The scene is getting more and more chaotic.
Especially the monkeys on Monkey Mountain, they were originally stocked in zoos
, and now they are chasing everywhere in the forest, and they fight hard when they meet, and the hair on the top of the heads of several monkeys is
bald, which complements their butts.
At this time, the director of the zoo finally arrived belatedly, and
the keepers finally turned to the director for help:
"Director, you can't delay any longer, the net pocket doesn't work at all, go directly to the anesthesia gun, otherwise I'm afraid that our zoo will be lost."
Just when the principal lowered his head and pondered, thinking that he was indeed going to use the anesthesia gun
, Zhang Dong walked directly towards
the principal, and then said with a smile:
"Hello principal, how about letting me try it?" Actually, I am a tamer, and I have ancestral methods of taming animals.
As soon as Zhang Dong's words came out
, the keepers, the director and some tourists at the scene were shocked.
Boy!
There are not only some docile animals in this zoo
, those tigers and lions in the wild, but not your big cats.
As soon as their tongue goes down, your handsome guy's face is gone.
How dare you?
Whose general is this, so brave?
Seeing that Zhang Dong was about to start his side business journey today
, Xu Wanqing also stepped forward directly
, and said to the dean with a smile:
"Hello dean, Zhang Dong is a star of our very good entertainment, if you have watched the live broadcast and followed the recent hot search of the neck, you should have an impression of him, he said try it himself, it should be fine."
As soon as everyone heard Xu Wanqing's words, many people instantly exclaimed.
"Good fellow! It's really Zhang Dong! I said who is so fierce, as soon as Brother Dong comes out, this wave will definitely be stable!
"What? Is he really a very entertaining star? I always thought it was a rumor.
"This man who has been living in the hot search of the neck, I actually saw the real person!" Yikes! Brother Dong! Hello handsome, I'm going to give you a monkey!
"This tourist, please calm down, you're a man!" Brother Dong said that he is very stressed, he is going to appease the monkey now, and there is no time for you to give birth to a monkey.
"How dare you assume my gender? Although I am a man, I have always been a girl at heart! Dead Guo Nan steamed shrimp head!
"Good, good, good! The power of this punch for thirty years, I bow down and leave! "
The director of the garden, they saw that Xu Wanqing was in the hall and the boss of the company all vouched for
Zhang Dong, and so many tourists recognized Zhang Dong, and
they were instantly full of confidence in him.
So the principal immediately warmly shook Zhang Dong's hand and said with a sincere face:
"In that case, then please, what you need, we will provide it with all our might."
Zhang Dong said with a smile:
"You only need to pay for my part-time animal trainer at that time, now my only request is to send me to the tiger wild area first, I have to go there to do something first."
As soon as Zhang Dong's words came out, he instantly shocked everyone.
Even Xu Wanqing and the three were stunned
, you Zhang Dong went to appease the monkey, even if your ancestral beast trainer skill missed, the monkey
would beat you into a pig's head at most, and it would not eat you.
But as soon as you come up
, don't go to get the monkey first
, but go to find the tiger, or the tiger in a state of rage and madness
, Zhang Dong, are you afraid of a long life?
Even if you are the man who Yan Wang Ye chases after and feeds
, you can't send yourself down, right?
What's the matter,
your mission in the Yang world is completed?
In a hurry to go down and report?
But Zhang Dong said lightly: "What are you looking at me like this? Haven't you all heard the saying that there are no tigers in the mountains, and monkeys are called kings?
"If I don't go and get the tiger first, how can I get the monkey?"
"Is it reasonable to explain it this way?"
Xu Wanqing, the director, tourists, keepers and water friends in the live broadcast room were speechless.
There are no tigers in the mountains, is this how the monkey called the king?
But people Zhang Dong said
so, so they had to let this mushy star
enter the wild tiger stocking area alone, and
there were two tigers that were also biting together at this time, fighting
fiercely.
When Zhang Dong slowly walked to the vicinity of the two tigers under everyone's nervous gaze
, the smell of the stranger directly made the two tigers stop biting
, and then they all faced
Zhang Dong, the huge body began to lie low, the thick tail began to swing
, the huge tiger eyes stared at Zhang Dong
, and there was a creepy low roar in the throat, and
the discerning people knew at a glance, This is when the tiger is ready to culll its prey.
But Zhang Dong still had a light face
, and saw that he suddenly began to accelerate
towards the tiger, and the two tigers who were provoked suddenly stopped being polite, and
directly pounced towards Zhang Dong in the posture of a fierce tiger descending the mountain
, and Zhang Dong was even in the exclamation of the onlookers,
directly on the grass to make the sliding shovel he had been obsessed with!
Well
, that's right, that's
what everyone often asks on the Internet, what to do if you encounter a tiger in the wild?
Cold!
Lao Tzu went up and a sliding shovel on ....
Slide into the tiger's belly and
hold it to death!
Oblivious....
... ...
......
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