You are a celebrity, and every time the police are out, you are there?

Chapter 167

At this time, the water friends in Zhang Dong's live broadcast room were already numb.

The barrage of the screen brushing was like a tsunami,

directly flooding the live broadcast room.

"Hold the grass! Just now Brother Dong's sliding shovel, I covered my eyes and did not dare to look, for fear that he would directly deliver takeaway to the tiger.

"Tiger: Listen to me thank you, I can't eat! Don't send a shovel anymore.

"Big cat! Brother Dong even rides the tiger, which is extremely explosive in the cat petting world!

"Who says it isn't, but I'm different from you new enchanting slut, I've always trusted Brother Dong!" As long as his part-time side job is said to be an ancestral craft, he has never missed a hand! What about tigers?

"Upstairs, you know the ancestral craft of the anchor!"

"Don't talk! I just want to know, when exactly is the anchor drinking tea today?

"Mo Hurry, isn't drinking tea Tianzun a waste of fame? And you watch quietly.

"In other words, how can the anchor appease those arrogant and lawless monkeys?" It's not a secret, since I went to Emei Mountain, I was made a psychological shadow by those monkeys, and now I accidentally watch the Journey to the West at the small broken station will wet the bed at night, begging Brother Dong to save me!

"Shhh! The brother upstairs is miserable! The monkeys of Mount Emei are really not monkeys! "

..."

Just when the water friends in the live broadcast room were engaged in various program effects,

Zhang Dong had already ridden a big tiger and came to the top of Monkey Mountain.

I saw monkeys all over the mountains, just like the movie "Rise of the Ape Star"

, one by one with red eyes, unable to find tourists who can attack

, began to fight each other, catch and kill

, this dragged each other's head hair is a handful, hard into the Mediterranean

, that naturally not to be outdone, directly open the mouth, dragging each other's tail is a mouth

Some monkeys even learned to use weapons, picked up stones from the mountains, and threw their own kind indiscriminately

, and some broke off branches, held them in their hands for a long time and began to chase other monkeys to whip, and

the whole scene can only be said to be a mess into a pot of porridge.

The zoo director and the keepers, as well as the onlookers who followed

them, were immediately frightened by this murderous and disorderly scene

, hiding behind Zhang Dong and the two big tigers,

and did not dare to step forward.

Those monkeys suddenly discovered the arrival of Zhang Dong, these uninvited guests

, as if they had suffered some

kind of stimulation, they all put down the beating of their kind

, and stared at Zhang Dong and them in unison, grinning, as if the next moment, they were going to attack Zhang Dong and them,

and any tigers and the like would not be put in their eyes.

But Zhang Dong crooked the corners of his mouth

, rode on the tiger, and

just shouted at the monkeys:

"What are you looking at? Is it true that there are no tigers in the mountains, and the monkeys are called kings, right? Put down what you have in your hands! "

When the zoo director and the keepers heard Zhang Dong's methods, they

actually shouted at these crazy monkeys?

They all looked at each other, shocked and couldn't!

No!

Although they are monkeys, their IQ is indeed very

high, but no matter how high they are, they are also beasts, you reason with them?

Isn't this a boister?

"Roar!"

Immediately after that, the two big tigers sitting down with Xu Wanqing seemed to understand half of Zhang Dong's words, opened

their blood basins and mouths, and

roared the king of a hundred beasts towards those monkeys!

Then the scene that happened

instantly stunned

everyone, those monkeys who were originally irritable and ready to attack everyone

, under the leadership of a huge monkey who looked like a monkey king

, really lost the stones, sticks, hairs and other things in their hands.

"Hiss"

The people hiding behind Zhang Dong gasped in unison!

I'm Nima!

Is that all right?

Is this person Qi Tian Great Sage Sun Wukong?

Are these monkeys your apprentices and grandchildren?

You let them go down and put them down?

It's simply the biggest thing out of the world!

This is definitely not a beast tamer, this Nima is the kind of legendary beast master, right?

But Zhang Dongke didn't care what the director thought of them, and

continued to shout at the monkeys who had quieted down and lost their weapons:

"Who let you fight?" Is it because tourists make you too full? Give Lao Tzu both hands to hold his head, squat down and sit obediently!

As soon as

Zhang Dong's words came out, the two tigers were like Zhang Dong's animal translator, and

they roared twice!

Those originally lawless monkeys really all raised their hands

, and then like the wilderness darts who met the police, they held their heads

, squatted on the ground honestly, and did not dare to move.

Zhang Dong's moment directly stunned the zoo director, keepers, tourists, and Xu Wanqing.

No way? No way? No way?

Zhang Dong, you also said that you have nothing to do with Qi Tian Dashen?

Last time, even the tomb of Qi Tian Great Sage was dug up,

and this time even these violent and fierce monkeys really obeyed you?

The main thing is that you Zhang Dong also speaks standard Mandarin

, not the kind of "squeaking" monkey language,

what kind of magical beast taming new life is this?

Can you make rampant animals obedient in Mandarin?

At this time, the zoo director finally couldn't bear it

, he trembled and moved to Zhang Dong, who was riding a tiger,

and stammered and asked:

"This... This handsome man, these monkeys can actually understand what you say?

Zhang Dong turned his head and smiled faintly at the headmaster

, "I don't say, I just shouted casually, maybe they were just frightened by these two big tigers, right?" Am I a fox fake tiger? "

Zoo Director: ???

Onlookers: ???

Water friends in the live broadcast room: ???

Xu Wanqing three: ???

God is shouting casually, fox fake tiger power?

Zhang Dong, you are serious, hey!

You are a human, not a fox, where did the fox fake tiger power come from?

The head of the garden twitched twice

, pulled the corners of his mouth

, and showed Zhang Dong a smile that was uglier than crying:

"Laugh and smile, you must be the kind of worldly

master, master, what you say, then please ask if you can continue to help, pacify these monkeys, let them not attack tourists at will in the future, and then stop fighting each other."

Zhang Dong thought that he was coming to work part-time as a beast trainer today, and nodded with a smile

, "It's okay to help, but..."

Understand! Understand! Add money! We add money! "

The director of the zoo is naturally a well-informed person

, add money,

do not shudder!

As long as you can solve the zoo crisis this time and give Zhang Dong a little more money,

it is simply sprinkling!

Otherwise, let these animals go on in chaos

, I don't know how much money to lose, if my own things are exposed, I

will definitely not be able to eat and go!

"The headmaster understands me! Then the next thing is up to me!