If it weren't for the fact that the boss of the royal sister and her bodyguards were in front of him,
Zhang Dong would almost jump up happily!
Goldfinger arrived!
Two and a half years in Hedong! Two and a half years in Hexi! Don't bully the poor!
"I choose two!" Zhang Dong shouted directly towards the boss of the royal sister,
"Okay!" Just be happy, I wish you a happy part-time live broadcast, soaring into the sky, but Zhang Dong! Remember, don't just give me a live broadcast to the police station! After
the royal sister boss finished speaking, he took the bodyguard to Rolls-Royce Cullinan and left in the dust.
"Don't worry, I'm not seriously ill! Why go to the police station for tea all day? Is there my home or what?
And the mechanical voice of Mo De's emotion in Zhang Dong's mind continued to sound:
[The part-time side job system can extract a skill every day, and the main thing is to help the host work hard to do a side job! ] Experience life and do all kinds of professions! Try to improve your acting skills! 】
【Skill pool skills are all-encompassing, only unexpected, not undrawn! 】 【
Today's random skill lottery: Congratulations to the host for obtaining the skill mastery of picking garbage! 】
【Remarks: Traversers can not get something for nothing, they can't do anything high, and any success is inseparable from the accumulation of life fireworks and observation of the world, and picking up garbage is also one of the ways to develop morally, intellectually, physically, aesthetically, and laborfully! 【
You can try refusing to experience this part-time job, but this system does not recommend you to try.】 】
“???"
"Pick up... Proficient in picking up garbage?
"Don't suggest I try it?"
Zhang Dong was really shocked
, "Your system is not very wrong, it's twelve points!"
"It's Zhang Dong of Blue Star who killed him, what is the matter with Zhang Dong of my earthling?"
"I'll try it! How's that? Can I get pregnant? Do you dare to send me back, bastard!
Although the system did not say what would happen if he did not complete the side job of picking up garbage
, Zhang Dong could only harden his mouth
, he doubted this suggestion, just like the advice of many tutors during his graduate
school: "I suggest that you stay in school this holiday to do more experiments, I suggest that you revise this thesis again..."
To put it simply: you must listen to the advice, child, otherwise you will die!
"Isn't it just picking up garbage! Who is afraid of whom?
"I'm still going to pick up the pattern!" Pick up the momentum! Pick up a tiger! Pick one out in a day! Pick up one like a lifetime!
"Isn't it just a live broadcast to pick up garbage!" Do a side hustle! I'm a professional!
Zhang Dong clenched his fists and said through gritted teeth.
......
With the opening of Zhang Dong's live broadcast, a live broadcast room called [A new profession every day, experience life] quietly appeared on the Fighting Shark live broadcast platform
, and Zhang Dong, who was proficient in picking up
garbage and entered the state, had eyes as sharp as an eagle falcon
, especially a snakeskin bag with the word "urea" written on his shoulder,
showing the professional style of a heavyweight garbage guy!
And because of the reason that this parallel world neck and Fighting Shark fans communicate with each other, when he starts broadcasting,
the platform will take the initiative to push the live broadcast to fans who follow Zhang Dong to open the notification.
But because Zhang Dong is a pasty coffee, there are fewer and fewer fans who pay attention to him, so as a rookie anchor, even if it is a fan push
, the live broadcast room is still cold and cold at this time, and some passers-by are curious to see the title of the live broadcast room and come in to see.
"Anchor, what do you do?"
"Don't you see the two big words on the bag so conspicuously? The streamer must be a urea collector!
"Ah, yes, yes! Lao Tzu nourishes your face! God special urea collector! It's scary to be uncultured! Urea bag garbage guy exclusive is not good, the anchor is obviously picking up garbage.
"Thank you for being a drummer! Otherwise, I'll still be in the dark!
"Come quickly! Catch an honest guy here!
"Where is the honest man? The concubine floated half in the nightclub of the Sunshine Congress, only hating the unknown lord, if the honest man does not give up, the concubine is willing to worship as a fair!
"..."
There are only a few people in the live broadcast room, and the barrage can also be noisy, Zhang Dong glanced at it a few times, and he felt that it was noisy to his eyes, and he thought that Yuan Shennong let these guys eat too much.
He didn't care about talking to Shui You at this time, because after opening the garbage picking skill and being proficient
, there were valuable garbage coordinates at any time, which accurately surfaced in his mind.
[Host at six o'clock, recyclable trash can, in stock! ] Please speed up, there are two strong competitors from the north and south about to reach the battlefield!
When Zhang Dong heard this, he immediately moved like a rabbit
, "swooped" and jumped to the garbage can, successfully took down three Jianlibao cans
and a mineral water bottle, and then in a skillful movement like flowing
water, stepped on the can one by one, unscrewed the cap of the mineral water bottle, and also stepped on it flat, and then threw it into his urea bag one by one
, I could only shake my head and sigh, turn around and walk away.
And the water friends in the live broadcast room, who were originally watching the lively and bored bickering, watched this scene of Zhang Dong's actual battle, and
suddenly burst out happy,
"Good guy! The anchor is really not a title party! This skillfully distressing set of combos, without more than three years of work experience in picking up garbage, can never be so silky!
"Who says it isn't! The anchor is so handsome, obviously he can eat by his face, but he is still so grounded and pays attention to a wave first.
"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Why does this anchor look so familiar? Looks like a star!
"Are you rushing too much?" Hallucinating? No matter how down the current stars are, they won't be so mixed up to pick up garbage live broadcast and eat food, right?
"Not necessarily! I look like, I want to think which star is coming? It's obviously very familiar, but I can't think of a name when I die for a while!
"Stop thinking about it! I'm a fan of this guy! His name is Zhang Dong, and he used to be a popular little fresh meat and spicy chicken, but now it's pasty, I didn't expect him to really fall into picking up garbage for show! Disgusting!
"What? It turned out to be him! I also remembered, yesterday I heard that he was reported for imitating other people's top concert fans wearing wedding dresses, and he was reported and arrested to drink tea at the police station, but I didn't expect to start taking the route of showing and eating traffic today?
"Seeing the live broadcast of the neck bib reminded me that I thought I was hallucinating, but I didn't expect it to be true!" Zhang Dong! I'm really disappointed in you! You can be confused, but you can't be so self-defeating! If you eat it, you will really become dirty! Wake up! "
..."As
Zhang Dong's original fans in the live broadcast room become more and more, his identity is naturally exposed
, but it doesn't matter, he didn't hide it, anyway, black and red are also red, you don't
see that there is a Kunliu in his world, and the fresh meat that debuted at the same time as him
has been lost to everyone, only he relies on countless black fans
, has been living dashingly, the popularity has only increased, and even became a trend,
I don't believe that if you casually type a few "Ji Ni Taimei", "Lychee" and "Chicken Feet" on the Internet, you
can get an echo immediately, it's so terrible.
And Zhang Dong did not stop after harvesting three cans and a mineral water bottle
, but appeared more calm and calm, secretly thinking that as long as people liberate their nature and put down their faces
, it seems that everything is transparent
, a paste coffee, there is not much money in his pocket, it is not transparent!
People still have to eat after all!
Zhang Dong thought that the system could have a little conscience, looking at the face of his efforts to complete the side job part-time, tomorrow reward him with a super voice, super actor, super king and other skills mastery
, let him turn over, become the top, and walk to the peak of life.
[Attention host! ] U-turn fifty meters ahead, at the gate of the happy community! There are heavyweight goods! Go fast! Not open for three years! Open for three years! As
soon as Zhang Dong received this prompt, he immediately carried the urea bag and began to run all the way!
He knows!
The system will not fail every crosser who seriously picks up garbage!
It must be developed this time!
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