You are a celebrity, and every time the police are out, you are there?

Water

friends who were accustomed to squatting in the live broadcast room broadcast broadcast under Zhang Dong suddenly

found that today's anchor had a rare score twice and

went live again.

So they all called friends and friends, gathered in the live broadcast room, and sat and waited for him to live, because most of the water friends who watched his live broadcast in the Internet Red Square today knew

that the anchor originally thought that his last street shot today was a beautiful love story,

but he never expected that the result was a love accident!

Everyone has actually been waiting for the news of the anchor, see if he goes to the police station to drink tea this time

, will it have any major impact on him, a mushy coffee

, and his company, such as the company is yellow, the anchor Zhang Dong deleted the live broadcast account, and directly carried the train overnight and so on.

I saw that as soon as Zhang Dong's live broadcast was opened, the first thing that caught everyone's eyes was a calligraphy with extremely wild handwriting

, which was pulled by a loli and a royal sister wearing an OL uniform, and displayed in front of everyone, which

read:

"Very criminal and entertaining!" Be brave and punish! Lao Tzu said you can do it! If you don't do it, you will be punished! Signature: Ye someone! Gift to tea drinking friend Zhang Dong! "

When the water friends saw that the signature was Ye someone, they didn't know who it was, anyway, they just felt that it was over.

And most of their attention focused on the tea drinking friend Zhang Dong, and

they all laughed in the barrage

, praising the anchor as the leader in the live broadcast tea drinking industry, drinking tea has drunk a new height, even calligraphy has drunk back to the company.

Especially this one is very torture, the head almost laughed, and I don't know if the person who wrote it accidentally or deliberately wrote the line as torture.

Everyone speculated that if he continued to live broadcast, he would be able to drink tea and drink back something magical later.

But then,

Zhang Dong's first live reality talk show let them know that his paste really makes sense!

All the water friends only felt that their eyes flashed, and they saw the anchor Zhang Dong holding an insect trap net that was obviously a

garbage bag modified and appeared in the live broadcast room

, and then the host of her boss Xu Wanqing's cameo, holding a banana pretending to be a microphone pestle on Zhang Dong's mouth and asking, "Zhang

Dong, what are you doing with a broken garbage bag?" You don't want to pick up trash in my office part-time today, do you?

"How can it?" I'm catching butterflies. "

Catching butterflies?"

"Yes, butterflies are so annoying, I take a street photo in the Internet celebrity square, and it is possible to take a pair stealing love."

"What is stealing love?"

"You don't understand, the upper class is called stealing love, our folk commonly call it broken shoes, and everyone who likes courtyards understands."

"Oh, so what does breaking your shoe and stealing love has to do with it?"

"You don't even know about the butterfly effect? A casual street shot in my Zhang Dong Internet Red Square caused an earthquake in Sijiucheng Huayou Branch, which is the butterfly effect!

And the Huayou branch came out with a pair of broken shoes, and as a result, a university rushed out to make a statement, which is also a butterfly effect.

This pair of broken shoes in the Internet Red Square, listening to water friends, sent the Arctic catfish to the hot search, which is another butterfly effect! So all this is inseparable from butterflies! Therefore, if we want to solve the fundamental problem now, we must start by eliminating butterflies!

"It's not! What do you mean by this is that it is not you Zhang Dong Street who caused all this, but the culprit is butterflies?

"Of course! Objectively speaking, the two parties to my street photography are also wrong. "

The fault is... Stealing love? "

Nonsense! That's true love! Only true love dares to be upright! Love is a noble act! The two of them are wrong for being too high-profile!

I said it a long time ago, don't mess around, don't mess around, just do it!

You are low-key and carry some people behind your back, but they have to get on the Internet celebrity square, or they have to come to me for street photography, I want to say, is the hotel room not enough for the two of them to toss?

Well, now, in this way, I Zhang Dong drinks tea, the famous check-in holy place of the Internet Red Square is going to start standardizing street photography! It's also a butterfly effect! You just say that the root of the problem is in the butterfly? "

Shishi! So anchor, how do you talk about how to avoid the butterfly effect?

"I was drinking tea in the bureau and wondering, even now that street photography is so popular, it is very likely that a pair of shots will be photographed and broken... It is to steal love

this situation, in view of this similar situation, the right thing to do, please take notes, that is, I recommend that you want to shoot on the street, and every time you must politely step forward and ask: Excuse me, are you breaking your shoes?

It is to ask for the opinions of the parties, if so, then do not shoot them, because it is immoral and easy to destroy people's families, which is also a butterfly effect. So it's time to kill butterflies!

"Understood, that Zhang Dong, you continue to catch butterflies!"

"Wait a minute, I actually have a slogan."

"Okay, you say."

"Dissipate with the butterfly! Privileges of the old days! Broken shoes on donkey day! Xu

Wanqing: ???

Xu Qian: ???

Agent Sister Wang: ???

Water friends in the live broadcast room: ???

Good guy, what the hell are you doing?

The acting is sparse!

That's why the lines are a little meaningful!

No wonder you are confused like this, but they suddenly found that the more Zhang Dong and the boss of his company were so perfunctory and the grotesque official announcement live broadcast, it was very illustrative

of the attitude, they were not afraid of any pressure at all, they

were performing in Chiguoguo to those behind the scenes who wanted to use network means and some other means to confuse the audition

This is their very entertaining attitude: we are very good, we are perfunctory, we use the sparse acting mush to play what you do, you have the ability, you continue to do it.

Anyway, it is impossible to apologize, and it is impossible to help you PR wash the floor.

At this time, those various brigades in the live broadcast room also began their support performances.

"The urine brigade came to break the news, shocking reversal, the anchor street photography of the old husband and young wife's daughter protagonist Miss Dong, people are not bad money at all, and amazing self-discipline, the point consumption of SKP in Sijiu City has reached 2.4 million, all kinds of luxury jewelry can not be loaded, a bag casually hundreds of thousands, she is not the one who is raised, this is a love story between a rich woman and her old baby!"

"Shhh! So what does Miss Dong picture? Just a sweet daddy?

"Maybe it's a special love, well, tears in the eyes of the family."

The tea drinking brigade came to break the news, Miss Dong declared in the circle of friends that her starting point had become the end point of others, and the class reunion made her realize how she was envied, and everything was effortless. So she even began to be anxious, how can she let the family move forward? This reflects Miss Dong's self-improvement, unwilling to rely on the strength of the family to eat and wait for death, she is a good young man with ideals and ambitions!

"There is envy! Thank you! Sure enough, some people were born in Rome, woo-woo... Cows and horses cry, it's so sweet! "

The garbage picking brigade came to break the news, you are all slander, people obviously work so hard and hard in the enterprise, they can obviously leave work at half past four, but people sometimes often work overtime until half past five!" Shouldn't someone who works so hard win an advanced individual award? "

The Dredge Sewer Brigade expressed disapproval! All this is because of self-discipline, just ask which of you can lose 60 pounds in a short period of time? And then complete the qualitative metamorphosis? Oh? You say there is still technology and hard work? Damn it! You can also go on! "

Don't quarrel, three generations of oil workers in my family, the salary is now 5000+, my father is 4000+, get up early every day and get dark, what is it called leaving work at half past four?" I never dared to do this! Just one sentence, drought dies, waterlogging dies..."

"Please don't be crooked, now the problem is not a tree of pear flowers pressing begonias, green peppers dry simmering fat sausage!" We just want a fair! Fair! It's fair! What is the life of our ordinary people? It is a small town to do the subject, the inner roll is serious, overtime 996 blessing! Miss Dong leaves work at half past four every day, and consumes more than 400,000 a month! Where does the money come from? "

Shishi! Miss Dong is personally advanced and works so hard, but Huayou still loses money every year, I have to say, this is really wonderful!

"So Miss Dong, you are not a female classmate without a story."

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