You are a celebrity, and every time the police are out, you are there?

After Zhang Dong finished speaking, he turned off the live broadcast room and

walked away directly.

For fear that Xu Wanqing would catch him working overtime or something.

The action of running is in one go.

And Xu Wanqing, who couldn't insert a word for a long time, and the prop man who pulled the banner, Sister Wang and Xu Qian, all looked at each other

, thinking,

are they tigers?

Run so fast!

What a gas!

But there is no way to take Zhang Dong, a guy who plays cards completely out of the ordinary.

Because this former pasty star seems to have become the soul of this new track of entertainment.

A star does not go any thing that has anything to do with the star.

The police station is drinking more and more tricks, and they are drinking to new heights!

......

At this time, the topic of Zhang Dong naturally rushed to the hot

search, and the hot search around the neck is now almost the same as the police station, becoming the station of Zhang Dong's topic.

#糊咖明星张冬副业开锁开出新天地, the scumbag fraud case is a huge counterfeit banknote case, do you dare to believe it? #

#我一个明星出门带着剪刀 It makes sense to change the cone wrench, right? Mad dog boxing master Zhang Dong said! #

#我劝犯罪分子千万别招惹这个明星, otherwise he might really drive a mud truck to kill you, and it's still a legitimate defense! #

And the netizens under the topic are crazy to eat melons.

"Good fellow! What kind of star is this person, the composition is too complicated, it is recommended to strictly investigate!

"Could it be the script of their entertainment company, otherwise it is too magical, unlocking here, and starting to warm up their martial arts cheats again?"

"Huh... It's a newcomer, haven't you seen Zhang Dong's live broadcast? The script does not dare to write so, because his reality live broadcast is even more magical than the script! Come and join our Dong Ge Lock Picking Brigade! Let's help Brother Dong reach the height of opening the gene lock as soon as possible! "

The video is all over, I can only say that this paste star is a real cowhide!" It turns out that our crematorium has been working overtime to cremate the body recently because of him! I'm tired of Lao Tzu! But I have to say, burn happy! Because the people sent over are basically all the gangsters who have been killed, I heard that they were all killed on the spot by righteous acts or victims! I just want to say to the streamer! Please step up! The incinerator of our crematorium has opened a 24-hour green passage for those underworld forces, welcome to burn!

"Hold the grass! The crematorium opens the back door for the underworld forces to burn the corpse! Even if it is placed in the netherworld, it is quite explosive, does the animal road of the prefecture have to work overtime? "

Ahaha... Sooner or later, you water friends will laugh to death, the brain hole is really big! So, isn't our Brother Dong also paid attention to by the prefecture?

"Bullfrog, bullfrog! I have to say that the anchor did a beautiful job, and the live broadcast of people rubbed the edges at most, and our anchor is not only grounded, but now it is grounded! Looking forward to the live broadcast every day new side business, improving the social atmosphere all depends on Brother Dong!

"With the power of one person to frighten the national underworld and evil forces trembling, they are now on the street and even go around the barbershop, it is said that many gangsters have some kind of scissors change cone syndrome, see it and pee!" The residents of our community used to hang gossip and mirrors at the door, and recently they all hung scissors and cones, so I ask you if you are afraid! But there is one thing to say, the recent theft incident is really sharply dropped, like the anchor! "

......

And Zhang Dong did not pay attention to these, he walked out of the company building, was about to sweep a small yellow car to find

a foot bath to press the foot, to relieve the fatigue of the recent live broadcast

, but found that swept a few cars either no power, or faulty

, finally found a satisfactory one, after sweeping found that he could not ride!

Because I don't know which guy lacks morality actually locked the wheels of the little yellow car with his own lock.

Zhang Dong immediately became angry, isn't this a private use of the bus?

What's the difference between you and when you go to the bathing center and think that technician No. 88 is good at it, and you force people to go home and put them in a cage?

This is a crime!

Shameless!

So Zhang Dong directly unfolded the lock skill, mastered the "click" to open the lock, and then threw the lock on the high branch, and

then rode away on the small yellow car.

After Zhang Dong searched for half a day to find a regular foot bath and came out comfortably

, it was already bright lights outside, and the night was hazy.

Zhang Dong touched his stomach, saw that there was a subway station nearby, and was ready to take the subway to the snack street to have some food, and

then go home.

After Zhang Dong, who had worked hard for a day, lined up to enter the subway, he found that there was no place

, so he directly found a quiet corner, squatted directly, and turned on the live broadcast and put on headphones to prepare to chat with those sand sculpture water friends to pass the time.

Who would have thought that as soon as the live broadcast room was opened, he saw those water friends crazy talking about how many hot searches he was on

, and what even the crematorium was because of his tumultuous operation, and opened a 24-hour green cremation channel for criminals to go through the back door.

Zhang Dong's whole person was stunned!

Boy!

That's outrageous, right?

Zhang Dong thought about what magical reality theme his hot search has become?

So curious,

he took out his mobile phone again and began to log in to the bib to see the hot search list.

At this moment, the subway was docked, the door opened and closed

, a girl with a slim figure and the appearance of a female college student with exquisite makeup got into the carriage

, looked at the lack of seats around, so frowned, walked directly a few steps, pulled the handrail and stood opposite Zhang Dong.

The woman's gaze swept at Zhang Dong, who was squatting there holding his mobile phone and his eyebrows were flying,

and a wave of anger and contempt rose in her heart for no reason!

"Hmph! What qualities! Wherever you go, squat wherever you go! Bai has such a handsome little white face!

Immediately afterwards, the woman found that the mobile phone in Zhang Dong's hand was facing her, she was a graduate student in journalism, and she usually liked to upload her beautiful photos on the Internet, at first she was very proud

, feeling that she was really naturally beautiful and difficult to give up, and she could attract all kinds of stunning eyes wherever she went, even this handsome little white face was addicted to her appearance.

So he pretended to move in order to show a better posture and die of this little white face that could not be seen and eaten!

After a while, she suddenly had a flash of inspiration in her mind, and secretly scolded herself for being a graduate student in the Department of Journalism for reading in vain!

Such a good opportunity to grab hot search and earn traffic and fight for fame was almost missed by myself!

Now the style of pastoral boxers is prevalent, and all kinds of subway lewd men secretly photograph one after another!

Why don't you combine the two and artificially create a super hot spot with yourself and this little white face given to her by God!

That heat is absolutely bursting! At that time, as a victim and brave to stand up and fight to the end with the obscene peek photographer, won't it become popular overnight?

The matter of provoking the emotions of those brain-dead little fairies is easy for her, a graduate student in journalism!

Because she knows that those people's brains are not even as good as a piece of tofu, after all, tofu has tofu brains whether it is salty or sweet, but they don't.

She can be noticed by the Dull Eagle Empire Office, but it is not a waste!

This battle!

This punch!

She has to make a worldwide reputation!

Then let more institutions pay attention to themselves!

Then her money and future after graduation, wouldn't she directly take off in place?

So she no longer hesitated, she had to thank fate for the gift, directly and quickly took out

her mobile phone, turned on the video recording function

, and aimed at Zhang Dong, who was still squatting there, still looking at her mobile phone silly!

A chilling smile was revealed!