You are a celebrity, and every time the police are out, you are there?

I saw Zhang Dong put the mobile phone back in his trouser pocket

, and then began to do the eighth set of radio gymnastics on the subway

, after the activity started

, he began to tremble, and then roared,

"You covet Lao Tzu's prosperous beauty to secretly photograph me!" You also want to make a small video to slander me! Chill the air! Everyone saw it, she slandered me! And punch me! Then I'm going to punch too! Demon! Look at the punch! "

The passengers in the subway car are in unison: ???

Water friends in the live broadcast room: ???

News Woman: !!

Then Zhang Dong directly rushed up, saying that he was looking at the fist, but Nima raised his hand and began to open the bow left and right

, forcing the pocket not to want money to fall on the beautiful face of the news girl, beating

her to ascend to heaven and two Buddhas to be born!

Completely unaware of what was going on.

The mind is full of:

Who am I?

Where am I?

Am I gods and demons?

The brain buzzed because of Zhang Dong's big forced pocket to cover his face!

Then the body began to subconsciously fight back

, but her fist embroidered legs fell on Zhang Dong's body softly, and even the technician of the foot bath shop just now was stronger than her.

So there appeared in the subway car that seemed to be a couple of men and women beating each other

, but in fact, Zhang Dong was unilaterally using a big force to teach a female boxer to be a person.

Soon.

The people in the carriage have already taken out their mobile phones to call

the police, and the police at the subway station quickly dispatched

the police, and when they stopped at the next station of the subway, they directly took Zhang Dong and the news woman who had been beaten into a pig's head out of the carriage and

both took them to the subway station police station.

"Name!"

"Hello officer! My name is Zhang Dong!

"Career!"

"Oh... It should be regarded as a clear ... Paste coffee star.

"How do you call one?" Oh, got it, I really haven't seen you on the big screen, but I always think you're familiar with what's going on? "

Huh... Is it possible that I have been a little too much on hot searches recently.

"Shhh! Come to think of it! You're the one..."

"Yes, yes, yes... Remember, right?

"Every time the police of the Jiefang East Police Station dispatch there, there is your tea-drinking Tianzun!"

“...... Police officer, don't bring such a buried person, my name is Zhang Dong! Zhang Dong! is an artist under Very Entertainment Entertainment!

"No wonder, your company is called this, can you artists be handcuffed?"

“？？？ Officer, did you misunderstand something? It's a very good line, not a punishment! It's that the Chinese people are very good at that!

"Got it, don't get excited. Let's talk about what happened first, the female graduate student said that you secretly photographed her.

"I didn't! She! I have live streaming evidence! And I have studied a little about criminal law, we can at best beat each other! "

Huh? Sure enough, it is the star who drinks the most tea in the police station, and the criminal law research is too thorough, we watched your live broadcast replay, we also watched the video of the female graduate student, both sides are responsible, it is indeed a mutual beating, so you accept to settle privately?

"I don't have a problem, but she posted my video online, and I need her to apologize publicly, otherwise I will sue her!"

"Well, your request is reasonable, we have notified your family to sign for you, and you can leave in a moment."

Zhang Dong: "??? My family? The

police officer at the subway police station: "Yes, if you go to the Jiefang East Police Station and go home, we will directly notify the other side." Zhang

Dong: .

. He said so reasonably, I was speechless!

And at this time, the news woman who was beaten into a pig's head was crying over there with pears and rain

, she never expected that her boxing this time would encounter Waterloo rarely, not counting her

own people were beaten into pigs by that little white face, or can it only be regarded as beating each other?

And because he posted his video, he had to apologize publicly to that little white face?

And the guy actually said he was a star?

What kind of celebrity is this? A group of people who are full of smooth mouths, more like graduate students than themselves, and also violent, will be forced to fly all over the sky if they don't agree with each other!

Of course she refused at first!

But when that little white-faced cloud lightly said that she wanted to sue her, the news girl immediately knelt!

"Woo hoo... I was wrong!

Brother, I'm sorry, I'm really wrong, I

shouldn't

have been on the subway and still spread videos on the Internet and misdescribed your own image.

I am deeply aware that this incident has caused

you and your fans, and I solemnly apologize to you and your fans.

Because of my fault, I have had a bad impact on society.

Here, I humbly accept everyone's criticism and will correct it with practical actions..." Zhang

Dong looked at the news girl in front of him who was now crying

tears, and said with a smile,

"Oh? I see that you are willing to lower your noble head because you are afraid of being expelled from school, scolded by netizens, and sued by me, right? Don't be intimidated, I actually still like the way you were unruly at the beginning on the subway!

"In the future, you must follow the right path, be a person who meets your graduate student status, don't think that you can grasp the password of traffic wealth correctly by grasping boxing, today is a good lesson for you, and then you will feel the backlash from traffic!"

The news girl listened to Zhang Dong's heart-piercing words, and her back teeth were almost crushed!

She really didn't have the slightest remorse, but Zhang Dong took the handle, and in order to protect herself from being sued, she was just embarrassed here.

But she didn't expect to be seen through by Zhang Dong at a glance.

But for what Zhang Dong said about the backlash of traffic, she scoffed, as long as there is heat, there will be a huge flow, and her big pocket this time is not eaten in vain!

What do you know as a paste star?

Bah!

The villain has the will!

She can already predict her next path:

first because the video was "exploded on the Internet

", then she can throw out the medical record list of "jade and jade disease"

, and then directly guarantee the 985 doctor of journalism and communication

, and then join the heart shock, Pengpai, three consecutive and Huanqiu any one

, then NG Oh funded overseas exchange study

, and finally Beepxi, Xiuh-huh, Desheng reporter in Daxia!

Wowhahaha, this road, the money scene is bright!

A few big pockets and a few crying, what is it?

Just when the news girl's brain was making up for her bright future

, Zhang Dong shook her hands in front

of her eyes, and then the corners of her mouth were crooked,

"What do you think?" My face is swollen into this pig's head and I can see your smug smile

, I forgot to tell you, just now I said that I won't sue you, it's to tease you!

Wait to be expelled! You are like this, I will strangle one to death when I meet one! It will definitely not leave you with the slightest fantasy and loophole! "

When the news woman heard this, she was suddenly struck by lightning!

As soon as it was dark in front of him,

the whole person collapsed to the ground as if his vertebrae had been removed.

And at this time, the "family" who took Zhang Dong out finally arrived.

The person who came turned out to be Li Qingqing, the anti-bone essence of the Liberation East Police Station.