You are a celebrity, and every time the police are out, you are there?

At this time, the water friends who had been watching his mortuary in Zhang Dong's live broadcast room naturally

discovered Zhang Dong's abnormality.

Originally, because of the funeral, the atmosphere was very serious, and the live broadcast room with basically no barrage became

lively in an instant.

"Huh? Anchor: What's wrong with this? The grandmother in the morning, the situation is so tricky, the anchor does not even blink his eyes when he enters the mortuary, he is calm and professional, and now he is so simple to clean up, how can he look like a ghost? "

Hehe, you are still too young to see the appearance of this deceased, and it is obvious that he died today, why did the anchor want to touch the fish just now, let Uncle Qin go up to the funeral, isn't it afraid of his gaffe, now he really gaffed."

"That, guys! I have a bold idea!

"Stop! Regarding your bold idea, our country has a whole set of criminal codes!

"What the hell are you talking about? Why I don't understand at all. "

Huh... You'd better really not understand.

"I decided that from tomorrow onwards, I would aspire to be an undertaker!" Follow the very good entertainment to become bigger and stronger together! Create brilliance again!

"It's you boy again! This time you want to learn to be an undertaker again? Did you just come in and see the deceased of the anchor's list? Then I suggest you first go back to the deceased of the anchor's last order to ensure that your soul ascends to heaven and is happy together.

"Shhh! Upstairs is a ruthless man!

"What? Is it possible that the deceased can still sit up? Anchor, don't be intimidated! Bring out your momentum! Isn't it clamoring to let Very Xing Entertainment and Uncle Qin's funeral club join forces and become bigger and stronger, this is soft? "

..." Looking

at Zhang Dong staring at himself with a strange expression

, Uncle Qin on the side took a sip of tea lightly, and then said lightly

, "Xiao Zhang, why did you stop and look at me like this?" You know the rule that the mortician can't change people halfway at the beginning of the mortician, although you look at me so sincerely, your uncle I can't help you.

Zhang Dong leaned into Uncle Qin's ear and collapsed,

"No! Uncle Qin, you didn't tell me this was the case at first! Why did the deceased have little Gigi?

Uncle Qin still looked calm and asked,

"Huh? Strange, the deceased was originally a man, is it strange to have little Gigi? What is your expression? Otherwise, do you think it's reasonable if you don't have it? "

What?"

"The deceased was a man?"

Zhang Dong suddenly felt like he had been struck by lightning

, but then he said in an even more helpless tone

, "Uncle Qin, since you said that the deceased was a man, why did he have a cup of at least D!" And such a beautiful and incomprehensible face

" "Huh? Strange, Xiao Zhang, you are a young man, why hasn't the pattern been opened by my boss? Can't men have D-cups and incomprehensible faces?

Uncle Qin was still as stable as an old dog, and said extremely naturally.

Zhang Dong was suddenly speechless, Muggle! This old man said it so reasonably, he couldn't even refute it.

Yes, isn't the

deceased a cute girl with a peerless beauty and figure?

What is he doing here?

Nowadays, there are many such water friends on the Internet, right?

At this time, the water friends in the live broadcast room were all numb after listening to Zhang Dong's conversation with Uncle Qin.

"What? This deceased turned out to be a man? Yes?

"For a moment, I actually understood the shock of the anchor! It's true Bengbu lived!

"Ah this... Why is it that whenever I think the anchor is not alive, he can always encounter all kinds of things that make my eyes black? "

I have been waiting for the anchor to complete today's tea drinking task, but I never expected that the result suddenly waited for a critical hit!" I cried!

"That's why I pay attention to this streamer, he really never lets us down!"

"Anyway, I'm just a word, anchor cowhide!"

"The profession of undertaker, I only deeply understood today, they are really a very good group of people! And how great is it that those who can be and dare to be morticians. "

Plus one!"

"Plus two!"

"Plus 10010!"

So here's the problem.

The question is naturally not which one is better at learning excavator technology

, but rather

, Zhang Dong is thinking, after cleaning up the body of the deceased, when he puts makeup on his "little mortuary",

is it men's clothing or women's makeup?

This is a philosophical question.

But fortunately, after Uncle Qin shocked Zhang Dong a little, he didn't embarrass him.

Directly

said, "Okay, don't get entangled, when I communicated with the customer just now, when they told me this problem, your uncle and I were actually a little surprised for a moment

, I also communicated with the customer on this final makeup problem

, he said that since his son has always considered himself a daughter when he is alive, and has always loved beauty so

much, then this final farewell ceremony, He will do it according to his son's preferences

, so you can help the deceased put on the most beautiful girl makeup, and then help her choose the best looking dress to change.

Then Uncle Qin sighed and continued

, "In fact, no matter how gorgeous the coffin is

, the feeling of sleeping in it is the same,

you want to ask me how I know?"

I've slept in more coffins than you've ever seen any study material.

Because my funeral home has had a lot of coffins for so many years

, I sometimes go to sleep when I don't go home at night, why

are you looking at me like this? Is there anything strange about this?

Is it unreasonable for me to try a sleep in advance for my final destination?

Zhang Dong blinked, shook his head at this outrageous Uncle Qin, and then calmed down, put aside his distractions, and continued to carry out the "great mortuary" for this special deceased.

"In fact, I am also redundant, not to mention that the deceased has no idea what kind of coffin he will sleep in the end.

The funeral is ostensibly a farewell to the deceased, symbolizing the ceremony of moving on to the next journey.

But in fact, all this is done more for the living, it gives the living the opportunity to perform filial piety in the end, or to express love or atone for their sins, and

the form and utensils selected by the living when holding funerals are

actually the will of their hearts.

Just like your deceased person who is now mortal, isn't it also up to his parents to decide which gender of makeup he chooses in the end

? And we enter the mortician to measure the people of the yin and yang realms for those who leave.

You just need to face death squarely and respect death, you are doing well, worthy of the ancestral funeral craft, all about to catch up with me.

"Uncle Qin, if you don't add the last sentence, then I'm actually going to treat you to a supper after I finish this order."

Zhang Dong lowered his head and said,

"So what now?"

"Now? Now please eat peaches! "

Huh... You boy, no wonder you can't be red, I think the reason is that you have more mouths. "

“？？？ Uncle Qin! Next supper is gone!

"Do your job!"

"Uncle Qin, I always feel that something is wrong with this deceased."

"How many deceased have you just been undertaken? Just speak out. That's all psychological, except for what you just said, what's wrong?

"I always feel like he's not dead yet!"

"Why is your boy so young that he always wants to do big things? He's not dead? So what is he doing in the spiritual hall now? Playing role-playing? Let me ask you, is the deceased hot now? "

Cool!"

"Does the deceased still have a breathing heartbeat?"

"Nope!"

"So! What the hell are you talking about?

"It's that he is not dead, but he is not alive, anyway, I just have a vague feeling of mystery and mystery."

"The death notice under the hospital, the family is looking for us to enter the mortuary, not to solve the case, what do you say your brain thinks all day long?" You put more energy into the entertainment industry, I think you became popular early. "

Ah, yes, yes..." When

Zhang Dong put down the last mortuary pen, this single seemed ordinary, but it made Zhang Dong's heart-surging funeral finally announced completion.

The parents of the deceased looked at their son's delicate and beautiful girlish makeup like a living person, and

while bowing to Zhang Dong to thank him,

they couldn't help but cry like rain and cry.

The sadness of the white-haired person sending the black-haired person finally vented

out like a tide at this time.

Zhang Dong lowered his head and packed his tools there, waiting for Uncle Qin to explain a few words to the family of the deceased, and after collecting the money,

he could take his share of remuneration and

leave work safely!

Today's accidental overtime order, except for the deceased itself shocked and broadened his horizons

, there was no more accident,

which means that

he finally broke the curse of drinking tea in the police station

and can go home and lie flat.

"Xiao Zhang, I have to ask for your opinion on something."

Uncle Qin walked up to Zhang Dong, who was burying his head in collecting his tools, and said.

"Huh? It won't be overtime again, right? Uncle Qin, I tell you, I, Zhang Dong, jumped off your hearse and slept in the coffin where you slept! I won't work overtime either!

Zhang Dong said extremely seriously.

Uncle Qin nodded, took out a bundle of red bills, and

pulled it in his hand.

"That's what I told my customers, how can a self-disciplined young man like you work overtime because of a few thousand dollars."

"Uncle Qin! What are your words? I Zhang Dong do a line of love! As long as the money is enough! I can work overtime until the customer goes bankrupt!

Zhang Dongyi said righteously.

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