In fact, when Zhang Dong took out this basin from the urea bag,
the water friends in the live broadcast room saw the thing soaked in the clear water in the basin.
Especially many delicate water friends who are single and dislike their five girls,
a glance at the thimble!
Instantly recognized the real body of that thing!
Too old?
Meat reishi?
The immortal medicine that Qin Shi Huang was looking for?
Oh my god!
They are so direct, people are laughing apart!
No wonder Qin Shi Huang couldn't find it.
Because how could the Qin Dynasty have this thing?
It hasn't been developed yet!
"I'm a fool! It's really a part-time side anchor who has everything at home, and you can take everything out to set up a stall, right? But this reporter sister is really too pure! I can! "
Wha... I finally understood what it was like to have that clear stupidity in the eyes of a college student! This reporter's sister is so cute! The anchor is not a good person! I even set up a stall with this thing! It is also called Taisui by everyone! Meat Ganoderma lucidum! I'm going to laugh anymore! The show effect is really incredible!
"So, why hasn't the meat Ganoderma lucidum I bought to replace the fifth girl on a certain treasure and east still arrived?" Damn it!
"If you say that, then I can't help but miss my five lost Tai Sui, how much money I lost?"
"Isn't it? What the hell are you talking about? Isn't the one sold by the anchor at the stall really too old meat Ganoderma lucidum? What the hell is that? Can you give me a big explanation?
"Is it really honest upstairs? But the carved big should indeed have more experience with meat Ganoderma lucidum! I had a showdown, I didn't pretend! What is too old meat reishi? This is a gray machine cup! Do you understand this? So it's normal for female journalists not to understand, right?
"What? Hold the grass! "
Hold the grass!"
"So this is the legendary gray machine cup? Long insight! Hahahaha, no wonder you laughed and cracked, I also froze!
"I'm now embarrassed for the people who are too old to touch the anchor!" The scalp is numb with embarrassment! It's true! "
I threw many cups, and I also threw two of the buttocks, I strongly recommend that everyone remember to cut this kind of thing and throw it again, and you can't bring bad children..."
Attached to the large stone, the head and tail have, and it is also a living being.
The red one is like coral, the white one is like the cut fat, the black one is like ze lacquer, the green one is like emerald feathers, and the yellow one is like purple gold.
"I also come to popularize science, and Ge Hong, a Taoist of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, also recorded in "Holding Puzi", 'Zhuzhi pounding, or water clothing, makes people light and immortal.'
"The real taisui is divided into two types: fibrous taisui and meat gum, fibrous taisui is
generally produced in mountains, inelastic, close to Ganoderma lucidum;
The meat gelatinous is mostly produced deep in the earth, elastic and fleshy texture.
It's
amazing, it's very slow,
only 5% a year.
Taisui is generally not eaten directly, commonly used drinking methods: need 5 taels to 8 taels too old, soak 5 times the water, after 7 days, drink Taizui soaking liquid. "
“666666!"
“9999999!"
"The water friends in the live broadcast room are really talents! I told my mom that I was making up lessons in the live broadcast room! She still doesn't believe it! On these knowledge points, can you learn it without watching the live broadcast and barrage? Just like this innocent female reporter, people really haven't seen it!
"Indeed! Agree! But what if I still can't stop laughing? Help me! My stomach hurts with laughter and I can't stop it!
At
this time, Zhang Dong saw that the situation was no longer controlled, and he really couldn't take the scene
, so he took the big speaker and said loudly to everyone,
"Everyone! Be quiet! I'll give you a popular science, this is not too old, nor is it meat Ganoderma lucidum, nor is it the immortal medicine that Qin Shi Huang is looking for! When
everyone heard that Zhang Dong, the stall owner, actually blew himself up!
All of a sudden they all quieted down, and then listened carefully to Zhang Dong continue to popularize science,
"The material for making this thing is called silicone!" The scientific name of this thing is Ash Machine Cup! Everyone please open your mobile phone a certain treasure and a certain east and a certain sound can be, a search will come out, you will know what this is for! Thank you all for your love!
"Thank you also for the advice of this journalist comrade, but experts are really not necessary! It's just a misunderstanding! In fact, I am a popular science anchor, just joked with everyone, I didn't expect that so many people didn't know this thing, so in order to prevent people from cheating in the future, I decided to donate this thing even with basin and water, and put it in this market as a warning!
"Also, I'm actually a popular science stall anchor, is it reasonable for me to bring an ash machine cup at the stall?"
As soon as Zhang Dong's voice fell, the scene was suddenly in an uproar.
Then they took out their mobile phones and searched for shopping websites.
And then!
It's embarrassing!
It's also crashing!
Especially that young reporter Ye, looking at the use and pictures of the gray machine cup searched for on his mobile phone, and
then looking at the Tai Sui who was still pinched in his hand!
"Ah" and threw it back into the basin!
Then the whole person's face was so red that it was about to smoke!
I can't wait to immediately buckle a basement with my toes and bury myself in it!
But this matter
, thanks to Zhang Dong timely stopped what he just said to ask for expert appraisal, otherwise this news was brought back to the TV station and then released wildly
, and reporter Ye knew that his career as a host had just begun, and it could be declared over directly!
Super Taisha death scene!
She herself will become a super hilarious big news.
Zhang Dong is actually more embarrassing, special! Why set up a stall yourself, the effect can be so explosive!
He naturally knew that everyone was not to blame for this.
How do you know what the gray machine cup looks like if you haven't used it?
Especially some older, or not deeply involved girls, such as Ye Reporter, it is normal to not know at all
, coupled with the preconceived concept of too old meat Ganoderma lucidum, this oolong appeared.
At this time, there were a bunch of old brothers who looked like fake cultural relics on the side
of the stall, pulled the corners of Zhang Dong's clothes, and whispered,
"Brother, are you stupid?" Such a good way to make money, why do you still poke yourself up? If it weren't for your own showdown, I would have planned to buy it for five thousand yuan just now! You...... What kind of stall do you say you come out to set up like this? Zhang
Dong: ???
Boy!
Big brother, you are really brave!
Also really holy!
Could it be that selling fake antique cultural relics at street stalls is now so profitable?
Five thousand dollars to buy an ash machine cup without blinking?
But Zhang Dong just smiled and shook his head.
Joke!
Although Lao Tzu is pasty, Lao Tzu is also a star! It doesn't matter if the star is mushy or not, red or not!
The most important thing is that since you are a star, you must be more like a person as a person! Be more upright!
More to spread positive energy!
You can't just think about cutting fan leeks and audience leeks! What false propaganda to help capital circle money is even more necessary!
Zhang Dong never considered himself a good person and liked money.
Otherwise, he desperately does part-time work and does a side hustle, what is the picture?
But he likes to make clean money on his own.
Flowers are comfortable, dry is happy.
Therefore, just now, everyone touched the tuition of "Tai Sui" and "Meat Lingzhi" can not be refunded!
Because this is knowledge payment, one yard to one yard!
Set up a stall yourself and do this thing to popularize science, it's easy to do this hot day.
And the people around and reporter Ye are very grateful to Zhang Dong, the local vendor for his popularization, and
they all applaud Zhang Dong's decision, this piece of news material reporter Ye thinks can be filmed, can also be taken to the TV station boldly released!
Because this is proper positive energy!
With the warm-up of the two scenes, Zhang Dong's stall was already overcrowded
, and it was clear that the basin with the gray machine cup on Zhang Dong's stall was taken away and offered in the most conspicuous place of the market, and a warning notice was also posted.
Now
it's empty, but everyone just stares at his urea bag, thinking that he must still have good things to sell!
Even reporter Ye from the TV station didn't leave, and directly asked the photographer to point the camera at Zhang Dong's urea bag and gave a close-up!
With the first two blind box purchases, Zhang Dong is actually a little intimidated by this third random selection now, and the
devil knows what curious things will be drawn?
But everyone gave face like this, and he also had to unlock the skill of the new system after three draws, so he
could only bite the bullet and put his hand into the urea bag again for the last blind box purchase lottery.
......
......
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