Some anchors passively cheat to eat and drink.
But you Zhang Dong, although the water friends can't understand it, they are shocked!
Really!
Live broadcast part-time side hustle, any commotion will operate!
This 360-degree rotation in place,
are you the legendary Hua Qiushi jet warrior who is braver than the armored warrior?
It's terrible!
But since Zhang Dong said so,
even if it was to make him transform into a Hua Anshi jet warrior!
He must also be counted.
Anyway, I can't get pregnant.
In case the calculation is correct... Impossible, what can a pasty star figure out.
If he wants to calculate so well, how can he go to the point of no return in the entertainment industry?
Just as the so-called idle egg hurts its own water friends.
So a water friend with the nickname "Ward's foot gas who Levin" directly applied to connect with Zhang Dong live broadcast.
Zhang Dong calmly connected.
I saw a man wearing a plaid shirt on the screen in the live broadcast room
, with hair on the top of his head showing a state of countryside surrounded by the city
, with a haggard face,
looking at a man in his fifties.
"Shhh! Hello uncle water friend, I just saw your nickname and thought it was a post-00 generation, but I didn't expect that you also like Delevingne. Disrespect, disrespect.
Zhang Dong hugged his fist into the live broadcast room.
I saw that the water friend "Ward foot gas who Levin" who was connected with him suddenly touched his Mediterranean Sea and said with embarrassment
, "Anchor, how do you speak, although I can't say the 00s, but I'm also a 90s, how can I not afford you to call me uncle."
Zhang Dong was instantly shocked,
"You are a program ape?"
Ward was angry who Levin: "Eh... Is this also fortune-telling?
Zhang Dong scratched his head and smiled awkwardly:
"This doesn't need to be counted, you can see it with your eyes." Ahem... Let's not care about the details, let's talk about what you want to count first. The
young but bald haggard program ape took a sip of goji berry tea to moisten his throat
, pondered for a moment: "Actually, I just want to try to connect with the anchor and you, I don't have anything special to calculate, but even if I am connected, you can help me calculate my fortune, do I need any birthday eight characters or something?"
Zhang Dong heard that the other party wanted to calculate fortune, which is also a very common need in fortune telling
, and then shook his head with a smile and said
, "No need, my fortune teller pays attention to just look at the face, as the saying goes, the relationship is born from the heart, the character determines the destiny, many things can actually be inseparable from the face by looking at the face."
"As soon as I look at your round face, my ears are as big as a picture, and I know that you are actually very lucky today, but you will encounter irresistible factors, resulting in the end empty-handed, empty joy, I hope you are mentally prepared first, don't be overly sad at that time."
Zhang Dong said it with a small mouth
, not to mention the water friend "Ward foot who Levin" who connected with him was dumbfounded, and
the water friends in the live broadcast room collapsed with laughter.
"Good fellow! Anchor, you really don't pretend to be pretending, right, hurry up and honestly stand upside down and perform, if you can't tell fortunes, forget it, forget about the round place, what the hell is this ear as big as pictured?
"I know! It is Big Ear Tutu, who lives in Room 1001, Building 2, Flip Bucket Garden, Tuan Dou Street! Dad is called Hu Yingjun, mother is called Zhang Xiaoli, the cat is called Xiaowei is a talking cat, my favorite good friend is Xiaomei, Tutu's ears are very big and magical, you see my moving ears! Ahaha..."
"God has big ears Tutu, I am your cow grandfather!" Lao Tzu's head is going to be laughed off by you! Be serious, bastard, fortune telling.
"I see, the anchor really came to practice with us today, let's see if he thinks he can enter the entertainment industry again, so he is acting?"
"Poof! If he plays like this, then I am also willing to buy tickets, plus the Easter egg of transforming into a Chinese Warrior, I will buy two!
"Wait a minute, wait a minute... What about my husband? Bah! Don't argue, watch the anchor continue to act.
And Zhang Dong simply ignored the barrage attack of the people of Shui Youlezi
, only to see that he was still not red and breathless, nonsense and white work, even if he was a pasty coffee, it was the basic skill of a star.
Because his fortune-telling skills in this system are proficient in real cowhide
, as long as you look at the other party's face, it's like playing that life simulator, this person's life is in full view
, you look carefully, what will happen in the near future can also be seen at a glance,
just ask you handsome?
So in order not to scare the water friends, he painstakingly made up so many words, and he really tried his best.
Let a paste coffee act,
it's really blue.
So Zhang Dong didn't wait for the connected programmer Shui You to ask, and
asked directly,
"You just bought a freshly baked two-color ball welfare lottery ticket today, right?" The number is still machine-selected, 10 pieces of five bets.
When Zhang Dong's words came out
, the Mediterranean programmer who originally thought that Zhang Dong was engaged in the effect of the program was immediately shocked
, only to see him hurriedly take out his mobile phone
, break open the phone case, and indeed there was a red 100-yuan bill and a welfare lottery ticket stuffed behind it.
And Zhang Dong continued
, "Are the first three digits of a set of numbers 07, 14, 11?"
Programmer Shui You directly put the lottery ticket in front of the camera in the live broadcast room at this time,
sure enough!
It's really exactly the same as Zhang Dong said!
At this time,
the water friends in the live broadcast room finally felt that things were starting to go wrong.
And the connected programmer began to get excited!
Directly in a trembling voice, he asked,
"Lord... Anchor, then what you just said didn't fool me? You said you calculated that I am actually very lucky today?
"Yes, that's right, but you can't just listen to half of it, I said it later, but there will be irresistible factors, resulting in the end empty-handed, empty joy, I hope you are mentally prepared first, don't be overly sad when the time comes, are you sure you want me to continue to count?"
Zhang Dong asked with a look of a divine stick.
Just kidding,
who would stop at the critical moment when these pants are all off?
The connected water friend programmer nodded fiercely.
So Zhang Dong didn't say anything, he directly turned on the TV in his room and
pressed the live lottery channel of the welfare lottery two-color ball with the remote control.
This parallel world of two-color ball lottery is in a live broadcast mode
, and then three times a day in the morning, noon and evening
, the main thing is a fast forward and fast out, more to get more, to benefit the public.
And it was almost time for the morning draw.
The two lottery notaries had serious expressions, did not smile, sat at a table, and
first read a fair, open, and fair bar la la declaration.
Then the lottery person and host, when the time was up, directly started the lottery machine of the two-color ball, and
a bunch of small balls marked with numbers began to roll quickly inside.
At this time
, the water friends in the live broadcast room didn't know why, and suddenly felt that the atmosphere suddenly became tense
, and even forgot to send the barrage, staring
at the lottery machine on the TV.
For the first time, they felt how this ball had to turn for so long
, and when the first ball finally fell out and entered the ramp passage
, the water friend in the live broadcast room and the "Ward foot gas who Levin" programmer who connected with Zhang Dong were
shocked in unison, their scalps were numb, and
Jie'er was hard!
What is not Jie'er is a tight!
Then all gasp for air!
Because the number clearly marked on that ball
is exactly the 07 Zhang Dong just said!
Boy!
This pasty star who works part-time as a side hustle actually plays real today?
Can he even count the two-color ball?
......
......
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