You are a celebrity, and every time the police are out, you are there?

What's the situation?

Zhang Dong and the water friends in the live broadcast room were all confused.

I saw that this uninvited guest connected to Zhang Dong had

a harmless little chubby round face

, wearing a pair of black-framed glasses, and

his eyes narrowed into a line when he laughed, giving

people a sense of déjà vu of the brainless fat supporting role that is often matched with the protagonist in online novels.

Seeing that Zhang Dong didn't speak

, this "scheming frog has been touching your belly" directly brought his face to the camera

, licked his lips and said with a sickly excitement

, "I originally thought it would be difficult to grab a chance to connect with you, who knew that no one dared to grab it, so I came, I have to say, this is your destiny, Zhang Dong!" God can't even see it! Aren't you very good at counting? So have you calculated that you will be judged by fate? "

This guy has a serious brain disease.

This was Zhang Dong's first reaction.

Then after looking at his face

, and then listening to the mysterious words

, Zhang Dong's mouth suddenly crooked, and the Dragon King smiled online.

Interesting!

At this time, the water friends in the live broadcast room finally reacted.

"Hold the grass! Anchor, how did you recruit this network vicious dog? Is it really a lot of popularity? "

Huh! This guy I said why is it so familiar, it turns out that this one bites whoever is hot, and also bites a quasi-professional anti-counterfeiting anchor.

"Oh! Anchor Danger! I specifically learned about this guy, every time he connects to those explosive anchors who fight counterfeiting, in fact, he is fully prepared, and when he shows his fangs and kills with one hit, my takeaway has arrived! This wave is definitely cooking! Ness! "

Huh... You're new upstairs, right? What scene have we Brother Dong not seen? Fight counterfeiting? I'm afraid this little fat man didn't personally deliver the dishes, right?

"No, how come the online live broadcast circle is like Yin Cao Di Mansion now? It's all these glamorous rays, just so that the anchor, Yan Wangye, chased the man who was feeding the food, and sent them all down. "

There is a saying, anchors have been outdoor live broadcast part-time side hustles for so long, this kid only dares to catch the anchor's rare online live broadcast to dare to jump out and engage in some fight, I believe he has indeed done his homework

, because if he wants to go to the anchor to kick the gym offline, or face to face everyone, it is very likely to encounter the anchor's mud truck warning halfway, ahahahah..."

"What is it to blow up a body of, I'm afraid that he was still two complete eggs before he saw the anchor, and after seeing it, it became a chickenless talk."

"God has no chicken talk! It is worthy of being a hardcore fan of the anchor, this wave of analysis is quite right, and this really shows that this kid is prepared. "

The anchor hurry up, fast forward to drinking tea, I already smell the aroma of tea, I just don't know if this time is the tea from the Jiefang East Police Station or the tea from the Criminal Police Team."

"I think about it, it depends on Officer Li Qingqing and Li of the Jiefang East Police Station."

"You know the power of thought."

"..."

And Zhang Dong looked at the barrage of water friends in the live broadcast room, and his heart was clear.

He looked at the "scheming frog has been touching your belly" and said with a smile

, "This water friend, what are you?"

"The scheming frog has been touching your belly" pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and

grinned: "Let's not play such an old terrier, are you going to ask me next if I don't deserve the key?" Send it off, right? "

Zhang Dong, paste coffee is paste coffee, don't do senseless struggles anymore, don't you know fortune telling?" Can't I calculate that I didn't come to you to tell fortunes at all? I've seen through everything about you for a long time! After

saying "The scheming frog keeps touching your belly",

Zhang Dong's water friends in the entire live broadcast room were happy.

Especially those old fans who started with Zhang Dong from picking up garbage in the first period,

felt that this guy was really brave.

Did he really not know how Zhang Dong's name of drinking tea Tianzun came from?

Every time this guy goes to tea, as long as he comes out after drinking tea, it must be because someone was sent in or sent down directly.

You kid thinks that he can't hammer you along the network cable through the network cable, right?

So naïve.

Zhang Dong thought that he hadn't met such a sand sculpture for a long time, and it was excellent to tease it first.

So he smiled and asked

, "Well, then you hurry up and talk about it, what do you see through me?" Can't you see through the fact that I still like to wear cartoon panties now? Cartoon panties are something that elementary school students think is naïve, but me, a mushy coffee in my twenties, thinks it's just right.

"The scheming frog has been touching your belly" and smiled coldly: "

Zhang Dong, you also know that you are a paste, you stars who are manipulated by capital, want to change the track to cut leeks, and then happened to choose your little white face, what is behind the scenes, don't you pretend that you don't know anything?"

"Putting aside your grandstanding part-time side hustles earlier, let's talk about your cyber fortune telling today, and I can reveal it to you."

This guy has something, directly on the front part-time side hustle not to talk about, ready to grasp Zhang Dong's fortune telling to

attract everyone's attention.

It has to be said that the

effect did explode.

Because responsibly speaking, in fact, many water friends in the live broadcast room now still look at Zhang Dong with the mentality of watching the excitement, and they do not really believe 100% of Zhang Dong's fortune-telling skills.

It's not that they don't believe Zhang Dong

, but everyone has received a nine-year compulsory education since they were young, and they open their mouths to materialism in my heart, and they

must believe in science.

Zhang Dong suddenly came to such a cyber fortune telling that can calculate anything just by looking at the face

, it is normal that they can't accept it for a while, even if Zhang Dong is now in the live broadcast room, open the window

, jump out directly and fly away

, the skeptical people will still suspect, what special effects, what visual deception, what AI to change faces and so on, people

can always find their own excuses to make themselves satisfied.

But in view of the awe of Zhang Dong's previous part-time side business achievements, no water friend is willing to jump out and sacrifice his life for righteousness, and now the "scheming frog has been touching your stomach" has come out,

this is not a good consumable to send to the door?

They naturally didn't want Zhang Dong's fortune-telling metaphysics to be exposed, then overturned, and finally completely changed from a pasty star to a scorched black person, and disappeared from then on.

They're just curious.

Curiosity kills cats, and as for who the cat is, it's not them anyway.

Zhang Dong was also very cooperative, he nodded and said

, "Okay, hurry up, don't put this trick on hold, speed up a little dry goods, otherwise when I calculate it for you, you won't have a chance, don't say it unpredictably."

And "the scheming frog has been touching your stomach" is not nonsense, staring

directly at the camera and saying the answer: "Actor! His

two words directly disappointed the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"What about Nima! Forced to nag for half a day, that's it? Also actors? If Zhang Dong, a pasty coffee star, has this acting skill, can he paste coffee to go to a part-time side job? Don't say that he hired an actor, don't say whether the first two water friends are actors, your family is so capable, can the sports lottery center live lottery lottery cooperate with you to act? What family ah, this is?

"What shows fangs, one blow kills whom, fire bites whose mad dog fights fake anchors? It's really just a dog who eats. "

Never seen such a brazen person! In the past, those anchors who were counterfeited were also a hill, right? That's why dogs bite dogs.

And "the scheming frog keeps touching your belly" is still full of confidence, "

What are you in a hurry?" It's really that the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuchs are in a hurry, you yourself actually know very well in your hearts, we must believe in science, the world is materialistic, fortune-telling or something, just like cultivating immortals, it is.

"Zhang Dong naturally won't find some trick actors like ordinary crews shooting online dramas, and put some film and television cities on fake in some of them."

"Just because he was a mushy coffee who was originally so mushy that he couldn't eat it, suddenly sprang up, became like this in the field of live broadcast part-time side business, and made such a big move, do you think he can be a simple paste coffee star?"

"He's not actually alone at all!"

"Because if he is alone, he can't make these big news at all, and he can't occupy the hot search around the neck for so long."

"Above him, there must be someone! Or maybe there is someone on top of the company he works for!

"But who's up there?"

"Forgive me for not being able to say, please use your imagination freely, at least people can casually let the lottery lottery center cooperate with the actor."

"Then there were the two previous connections of fortune telling, Zhang Dong really didn't even have any acting skills, all of them were feelings."

"In order to make him act as well as possible, his company didn't want those complicated fortune-telling skills, incisions, terminology, etc., so he made a 10,000 essential oil setting that can calculate anything by looking at the face, so I asked you if you were convinced?"

"Then the two times just now appeared to connect fortune tellers, which of you knows their true identities?

Who really knows them? That's not what Zhang Dong is, they all admit that the calculation is right

, the lottery ticket is bought first, and then let the lottery center cooperate, the effect of this opening explosion, just ask you are shocked at that time? On the contrary, you can also take advantage of the popularity to play a wave of free lottery advertisements, and sales are soaring. "

The first shot started, then the second fortune telling you naturally with a preconceived subconscious, completely fell into Zhang Dong's trap, Zhang Dong fortune telling said that the two newcomers are brothers and sisters you are also willing to believe, even more excited

, if not, you are not surprised, and finally there is an extremely rare perfect coincidental ending of changing children with each other, you all show an aunt smile in front of the screen, and even after a while, the two of them will connect with the anchor in the hospital, said that they have completed the paternity test, and the test results are exactly the same as the anchor's calculations, so can tomorrow's neck hot search be booked again?

"Do you still think I'm talking gibberish and mad dogs biting?"

"The scheming frog has been touching your stomach" such a large professional analysis

, not to mention the water friends in the live broadcast room

, Zhang Dong himself is a little suspicious,

Muggle!

Is there really someone above you?

Could it be that Xu Wanqing, the beautiful boss who is very good at entertainment, also has someone above?

Bah me!

Almost taken crooked, this little fat man is really evil.

If it weren't for the fact that Lao Tzu was an open-hanging traverser, he

would have been clearly arranged by that old sixth with skills in the Gou system every time!

I really believe in your evil!

So he clapped his hands and gave a sincere applause to the superb performance of "The scheming frog keeps touching your belly".

Then said with a smile

, "It's a pity that you kid doesn't go to the entertainment industry where the demons dance!"

"Are you finished?"

"After that, can you confess to everyone again by the way, how did you manage to kill your

entire family at this age, and then kill your crush goddess, and then you are still preparing to murder the entire company colleagues These demonic acts?"

"Your little round face really doesn't know if you don't look at it, and you are shocked when you look at it, this is Satan tattooed on the back of you, right?"

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