You are a celebrity, and every time the police are out, you are there?

The water friends in the live broadcast room are now also confused

, this Dong and this fake anchor have a back and forth, the public says that the public is reasonable, the mother-in-law says that the mother-in-law is reasonable

, you must know that the basic practice of netizens on the Internet is that no matter what they do,

first lose their brains or store them.

As a result, a new profession has now emerged, called brain recyclers.

They are selfless, they are smart, they love life, and they help netizens store their brains for free.

"Good fellow! It turns out that there are people up and down our brother Dong, and the team behind the scenes is extremely strong! Could it be that he is the mysterious new director of the 749 Bureau? A night watchman who wears the identity of Tianzun who drinks tea all day?

"Compared to fortune tellers who can know your life at a glance, I actually think that the idea upstairs is more reliable, am I no longer saved?"

"Discharge!"

"It's not! I originally believed in the things that the anchor counted, and felt that A Bing, a professional guy who fights counterfeiting, is simply the devil, and now that he says this, I think the anchor really has a marketing team pushing, I was originally a wall grass in my last life?

"I don't care! My head is very itchy now! Is it going to grow a brain? This shouldn't be ah, the brain has already been stored when entering the live broadcast room, this is not a leek, how can it grow so fast.

"It's the same!"

"..."

And the fake anchor A Bing glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room without a trace

, looking at the excellent speeches of the water friends, and suddenly felt that his wave was stable.

My own IQ is no joke.

How many hard-mouthed and powerful big anchors have been turned over by themselves, just because you are an inexplicable pasty star who does not mix with the entertainment industry and mixes live broadcast part-time side business,

what do you fight with me?

Just by your storytelling mouth?

Those old things, so long has passed, who cares except for themselves

?

As long as there is no hard evidence, who can help themselves?

This is also the reason why he has become more and more crazy for so many years, and the absolute freedom that no one restricts

will release the absolute evil in his heart.

In fact, A Bing also regretted a little at this time

, whether Zhang Dong really knew how to tell fortunes, or there was really someone above him, and there was such a terrifying team behind him to help him collect information and make suggestions,

this was not the object he should provoke.

I've been a little floaty lately.

It seems that after hurrying to finish the last single one, it is better to hurry up and moisten first.

Safety first!

At this moment

, Zhang Dong stared into Ah Bing's small eyes and said,

"Why are you so sure that I have no evidence? I've been teasing you for so long, and you haven't noticed it, it seems that your extremely high IQ is just that. Hearing

Zhang Dong say this.

The careful liver of the fake anchor A Bing almost jumped out of his throat!

"That... Then you will come up with evidence to beat me! You don't just talk about it!

"Hehe, you let me take it, let me hammer it, I'm a star who doesn't want face?" Besides, you're teaching me how to do things? I just said, what are you, it's a declarative sentence, understand?

"I want to say something else now, you bite me?"

A Bing immediately took a deep breath, forcibly suppressed the tyrannical breath in his heart, and did not let himself go up, lest he lose the lychee self-detonating werewolf.

Steady!

"What kind of star are you? Is it wild outside the entertainment industry? Come on, come on! You said! I see what flowers you can make up! The

anti-counterfeiting anchor A Bing also continued to smile and said.

"I said ah, after you murdered your parents with your own hands, you went to college and let yourself go, and the evil in your heart no longer needs to be suppressed, and you have become evil."

"At that time, there were many girls around you, but the taste that came to your mouth was always a little worse, and it can also be called a slut is hypocritical, and you have a crush on the school flower senior sister who has always been a young and beautiful school flower who has not fake colors for you."

"What you feel you can't get is always in turmoil, you have been following and spying on the school's every move like an idiot, and when people go to the library to read books, you squat opposite her; When people go to self-study, you are like a ghost and secretly hide in the back door window; When people go to the cafeteria to eat, you take the opportunity to queue up and quietly stick behind her and smell the good smell of her hair..."

"But the reason why I say that you are a perverted Chinese Thai pants is because you still don't confess, maybe you have long understood that confession is also rejected, so you have been enjoying this self-absorbed iron crush and can't extricate yourself, you are a complete coward!" Scum!

"Until one day, you found out that Senior Sister School Flower actually began to fall in love!" You panic, you are angry, you inexplicably feel that you are green! You said that your special brain circuit is really strange! And then you start killing again. Hearing

this, the water friends in the live broadcast room shivered in unison.

Zhang Dong's words were directly like playing a movie in their minds, forming scenes of light films

, making them feel as if they were in the scene, and clearly felt how a real pervert was refined.

I'm Nima!

It's terrible!

This directly made their three views explode.

And the party A Bing, now finally a little strained.

Because these are the darkest things hidden deep in his heart, whenever night falls

, he will lie on the bed, turn it out and savor it, which will make his spirit reach a kind of excitement and excitement beyond all things.

But now all this seems to have been directly cut open by Zhang Dong with a knife to open his heart, taking

out these dark fragments that he buried deep inside,

and then exposing them to the sun!

Black smoke was emerging.

It was worse than killing him.

But Zhang Dong didn't plan to let him go just like that

, he continued to say in an icy tone

, "If you kill her directly, then you are still a normal scumbag, but you don't."

"Through the dark web, you carefully contacted a few notorious Nigo with virtual currency, let them contact some high-end imported talents in your university who will pee in public in the cafeteria, and then let them deliberately drink alcohol, go to the study room to chase and drive away the senior sister, causing her to panic, directly fell from the window of the study room on the sixth floor, and the incense disappeared on the spot, while you stood in the dark and recorded all this with your mobile phone."

"Afterwards, as you imagined, the high-end talents naturally came out unscathed, they just got drunk and went to the wrong study room, the senior sister must have jumped from the window of the study room because of emotional problems, the young man is too fragile, the boyfriend of the senior sister has been asking for a re-investigation because he does not believe in this result, and he was directly fired, everything is so perfect isn't it?"

When Zhang Dong finished saying all this.

The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded directly.

"Good fellow! I know about this! That's what I was! The matter of that senior sister was very loud at that time! But in the end, it was somehow gone! It turns out that the truth turned out to be like this! Ah Bing, why aren't you dead yet?

"Hold the grass! Listen to Lao Tzu's goosebumps! Is it true that good people do not live long, and the scourge is left behind for thousands of years?

"No wonder our school study hall was closed for a long time! The windows were installed with anti-theft windows before slowly opening.

"You kid really isn't human! Beasts are not as good! Call the police! What are you waiting for?

"Lao Tzu, a three-time palace can't help but want to beat someone, you wait for A Bing, when you go in, I must inquire which prison you are in, I will let my friends inside treat you well!" If it really can't work, I will go in again, and I will eliminate harm for the people!

"For a while, I didn't know what to say to the eldest brother upstairs, but I had no culture, I could only say a word!"

By this time, A Bing's expression management was close to getting out of control

, his small round face that originally looked harmless to humans and animals had begun to twitch

, and it turned out to be particularly hideous

, he looked at Zhang Dong, who was still calm as water, as if he had seen a real evil ghost in the prefecture

, and then laughed out loud as if nervously

, "The story is getting better and better, but unfortunately, you still have no evidence."

"I said I had, why don't you believe it."

Zhang Dong continued,

"Have you forgotten what I just said? You're still carrying out an evil murder of your entire company! Because you are now completely unable to control the evil thoughts in your heart, ordinary

crime can no longer make you continue to feel stimulated,

you began to use a syringe two and a half years ago to secretly inject sex hormones that stimulate sow estrus

into the coffee machine that everyone in your Internet celebrity company drinks every day.

Because of drinking coffee with sow sex hormones

, your company from the boss to the security guard

, everyone is like eating pig feed April fat as obviously long meat

, the boss who loves coffee has a thick neck like a bucket, the

male anchor is hypersexual, and his face is often flushed in the live broadcast room;

The female anchor has become pregnant one after another, and

even the cleaning aunt who has been menopausal in her 50s has re-menstruated..."

Stop it! Don't believe him! He's a liar! He's slandering me! Slander me! Nicknamed

"The Scheming Frog Has Been Touching Your Belly"

, the fake anchor with the nickname A Bing finally

failed to manage his expressions, barking at Zhang Dong like a mad dog in the live broadcast room.

Zhang Dong continued to say slowly

, "Your nickname is very good, I don't learn Japanese well, no way, when I read the study materials, the teacher in it turned over and over those few sentences, so is the truth only meaningful?"

"Do you want proof? Since you are so brazen to ask for it, I will naturally give it to you with great mercy,

do you really want it?

Ah Bing, if you want it, you can talk, don't you say how do I know you want it?

Although you are very sincere in watching me in the live broadcast room, you still have to tell me what you want.

Do you really want it?

I'll give it to you if you want, how can I not give it to you if you want?

It's impossible if you want me not to give you, you don't want me but give it to you.

Everyone should be reasonable when they come out to do live broadcasts!

Lao Tzu Shu Dao Mountain! You have to make it clear whether you want it or not....

Do you really want it? Then I'll give it to you! You don't really want to, do you? "

Anti-counterfeiting anchor A Bing: ???

Water friends in the live broadcast room: ???

I'm Nima!

Brother Dong, you should quickly take out the evidence!"

Otherwise, the water friends can't help but climb out of the live broadcast room and beat people!

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