You are a celebrity, and every time the police are out, you are there?

Then Uncle Qin looked at Zhang Dong and

waved his big hand, and thirty very entertaining artists brushed and took out the white cloth that had been prepared long ago and wrapped it on their heads

, and then followed Zhang Dong with a neat and uniform step

, and walked towards Uncle Qin, and for a while,

Uncle Qin's whole person was stunned

This Nima doesn't look like crying at all

, but how to see how there is a Liangshan Juyi Hall Oath Conference,

going to Zengtou City to avenge the leading eldest brother Chao Gai.

So he hurriedly grabbed Zhang Dong

, blew his beard and glared and asked,

"No!" Winter smash! Are you bringing people to cry? Or is it a siege and a fight? Zhang

Dong: ???

"Uncle Qin, what do you say? Of course it's crying, just watch, everything is under control! Let these people pull their asses with knives today - open their eyes! What is professional crying! I also gave an example to the colleagues present, telling them that the times have changed, even if they cry, they must keep pace with the times, otherwise they will be eliminated by history. "

Uncle Qin: ???

"It's not! Winter smash, what the hell are you talking about? Weeping mourning will cry honestly, after crying, let's collect money and eat the table

, don't give me a moth..."

At this moment, Uncle Qin's prestige video sounded.

It means that Rokuko has notified the funeral group that it is possible to enter.

So he directly took Zhang Dong's hand

, and quickly spoke quickly and seriously instructed

, "The deceased's surname is Huang, he is the father of the main family, don't cry wrong!" Don't cry me out any too much milk!

Zhang Dong nodded again and again and stretched out his hand to make a gesture,

"O Jiebao K!" Uncle Qin, these have already been explained by our boss, you have to believe that we are very good at entertaining artists' line skills and actors' self-cultivation, and everyone already knows the script information, plus I, a master brother from a crying family, leads the team, it is simply a perfect match! "

Uncle Qin really wants to say that Lao Tzu can't trust them?

Otherwise, he would not give this list to Xu Wanqing

, Laozi can't trust you Zhang Dong, this mushy coffee!

Do you still have the face to say what line skills and the actor's self-cultivation?

If you Zhang Dong had that thing, plus your appearance, you would have been confused for so many years?

Arbor Day is over, can't you have a few B trees in your heart?

Although it is all like this now

, I can only believe Zhang Dong, because the last time he worked part-time as an undertaker, the mortician technique was quite reliable.

So Uncle Qin let go of Zhang Dong's hand

, and looked at him with a strong spirit, carrying thirty small fresh meats that were very entertaining and wearing linen and filial

piety, and walked towards the gate of the manor.

As soon as Zhang Dong stepped into the manor, his

weeping skills were proficient and full of vitality.

I saw that he suddenly shook his body, and then his eyes began to be confused

, looking around

, a plain

body, as if he could no longer bear the sad atmosphere of this

funeral, gradually trembling

, and then those guests who came to mourn in the manor, family members of the main family, invited monks and Taoists, and various service personnel shuttling through the funeral scene

More or less attracted by the grotesque behavior and momentum of Zhang Dong's group.

At this moment

, Zhang Dong suddenly raised his head and

cried out to the sky:

"Huang Ye, you left early!" ~

The child on the ground smashed Daddy! ~"

That's it! From Zhang Dong's talented broken gong voice howling,

coupled with the system's unreasonable rendering of the weeping skill mastery, everyone's

hearts were shocked!

Whether it is sincere or not, I don't know the father who died in the main family.

An inexplicable wave of sadness and sadness surged into the heart so unreasonably

, and then the deepest negative emotions such as pain, regret, disappointment and so on hidden in everyone's hearts were all ticked out

, making them directly wet their eyes, sour noses, pain in the heart,

pain!

It hurts so much!

It was as if Zhang Dong was wearing pointy-scalped shoes and was kicking their hearts in the crotch with his proud technique.

But where does that go?

The thirty very entertaining artists who had long been reminded by Zhang Dong's gestures actually began to give Zhang Dong's crying

harmony in unison:

"(Hehe, no daddy) (

a handful of ashes between life and death)

Let's go!" ~

How to live with daddy and mother! ~

" Zhang Dong continued to cry after accumulating his strength:

"(Hehe ~)

(Eyes closed and you don't look back!) ~)

Not a word in the crematorium! ~

When it's time to eat a meal, eat a banquet! ~

Wind, wind and fire break through reincarnation wow! ~"

Uncle Qin is worthy of having done a lifetime of funeral business

, this resistance is strong, others have been attacked by Zhang Dong's demon sound crying spirit to tears

, only he listened to Zhang Dong's so-called high-end crying

, suddenly it was black in front of him, his chest hurt,

and a mouthful of old blood almost spewed out along with the tea in his mouth!

Boy!

After confirming the brain waves, Zhang Dong really wants to send himself down to accompany Lao Huang.

But there was not much time left for Uncle Qin,

because thirty artists wept and sang again:

"(When it's time to eat the banquet, eat the mat wow!) ~)

(Wind, Wind and Fire Break into Reincarnation Wow!) ~)

Hey! ~ Babble! ~ Hey, hey! ~"

Master brother Zhang Dong continued to cry and mourn relay as he walked:

"(Hey! ~ Babble! ~ Hey, hey! ~)

The money is not spent, the people are gone, wow! ~

Send away when it's time to send it away! ~

Wind, Wind and Fire See Hades Wow! ~

Very popular entertainment artist crying boy group:" (Hehe! ~ Hey, hey, hey! ~Hey! ~ Hey, hey, hey...

Then Zhang Dong continued to roar the touching broken gong throat

, seamlessly connected:

"Huang Ye, you are walking in a hurry! ~

The children and grandchildren on the ground are broken! ~"

Very good entertainment weeping boy group then howled: "(Hey, he ~)"

(Regardless of the noble, all go!) ~)

Zhang Dong: "Let's go!" ~"

You go, I'll take it all away, wow! ~"(

Hey, hey, hey, take it all away!) ~)

(Not lonely on Huangquan Road!) ~)

Very entertaining weeping boy group: "A roar on Huangquan Road! ~

Take it when it's time to take it away, wow! ~

Wow! ~

At this

time, Zhang Dong waved his hands vigorously

, and had already arrived in front of the coffin containing the body of the main family Old Master Huang,

thirty-one people knelt in unison, and then directly began the chorus version of the cry:

"(Take away when it's time to take away!) ~)

(Wind and fire break into the mansion wow!) ~)

Hey! ~ Babble! ~ Hey, hey, hey! ~

(Hey!) ~ Babble! ~ Hey, hey! ~)"

Under the famous crying scene that

Zhang Dong opened and took the lead, for a while, the entire manor

, even the entire live broadcast room with Zhang Dong, all

unconsciously full of cows and crying.

Although they really wanted to laugh at first, they

didn't know why, as if there was a devil-like voice that didn't know where it came from,

and a heart-piercing

cry sounded in the ears of all of them:

"Crying or laughing? This is a philosophical question.

"Think you guys have a girlfriend?" Can a girlfriend afford it? Broke up? In the end, did it find out that he had raised a wife for someone else for four years? Sad? Wake up, you don't have a girlfriend!

"Have you enjoyed the blessings of 996?" Have you taken a break? Or are you not even eligible for leave? Is the salary enough to repay the small loan of shells? Is the money saved for a few years enough to buy a square meter toilet?

"Doesn't the son want to be nurtured and don't wait?" Is the tree quiet and the wind not stopping? Those who have passed away have actually become stars in the sky blinking at you, don't cry, the opponent will laugh, he..."

Fart! Only hypocritical sluts are not worth it! Hahaha..."

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