Just when everyone at the funeral scene was immersed in the sad atmosphere that Zhang Dong cried out with the crying

boy group, the only Uncle Qin at the scene who was still a little sober

found that Zhang Dong opened his mouth and said something to the weeping boy group.

Then I looked at the six artists who came out of the weeping boy group, they wiped their tears

and gathered around

Zhang Dong, only to see Zhang Dong take out seven pairs of sunglasses from his backpack and put one pair on directly

, and then the remaining six pairs were naturally divided among the six members of the weeping group

, and then there were six black and white hats like living Buddha Jigong for the six of them to wear, and

he wore a black flat-top round hat

He also took out a yellow-edged red base that was exactly the same as the ceremonial student draped diagonally on his body, and

put it on himself!

Immediately afterwards, he took out a handful of nao and threw it to a young artist in the crying boy group who learned to blow with his grandfather

, and then for some reason went astray into the very good entertainment company

, and finally Zhang Dong also pulled out a folding stick from his backpack, flicked

his hand,

and turned into a crying stick in his hand when he looked like a black and white impermanent soul.

At this time, the people at the funeral scene had gradually broken free from the sad atmosphere created by the weeping group led by

Zhang Dong, and then looked at Zhang Dong and others who changed their clothes at the scene with a confused face,

completely unaware of what kind of flower work this group of crying mourners had to do that caught people off guard.

But they saw it right away.

Because the mourning stick in Zhang Dong's hand has been raised high!

The young dwarf artist who took the suona that Zhang Dong threw to him

, I don't know if he was shy or in order to add BUFF to himself

, silently took out a bandit hood from his pocket

, put a set on his head, and then suddenly changed his momentum!

Bang!

Directly injected soul into that classic song "Nigo Carrying the Coffin"!

The six members of the weeping group were already standing next to Old Master Huang's coffin on one side, and

shouted as Zhang Dong brandished the mourning stick:

"Up!"

Under the stunned gaze of everyone

, the six weeping groups directly carried Old Master Huang's coffin on their shoulders

, and Zhang Dong slowly walked in the front of the coffin, the

weeping stick was like the command of the orchestra

, "Come!"

"Swing!"

The entire weeping boy group spoke in unison!

So Mr. Huang's coffin was shaken

out of the Spirit Hall all the way under the cool swing dance posture of Zhang Dong's seven people,

and at this time, everyone inside and outside the live broadcast room was like a lightning strike

, they just watched Zhang Dong with six members of the weeping boy group, in the weird and inexplicable dynamic

cries, all the way to the coffin out of the momentum of "Jie is street dance".

What soared three hundred and sixty degrees to rotate

the coffin, crazy roller coaster

, only I swayed the most

, at this moment, everyone had a feeling, the coffin on their shoulders of the weeping boy group seemed to be no longer the residence of the deceased,

it became a stage.

The stars were shining

, and they seemed to see that the soul of the deceased was on the coffin, swaying with Zhang Dong!

Suona blowing "Nigo Carrying the Coffin" straight through the clouds

, at this moment, just like that moment, it seems that even the prefecture is swaying with Zhang Dong and them!

There is a saying that such an explosive coffin carrying ceremony, if the deceased inside still has half a breath, the

designation can be shaken awake.

Therefore,

Old Master Huang in the coffin "vomited" and vomited.

Then he slowly opened his eyes and felt the ground shake in the dark coffin.

The first time he didn't call for help, but directly put his hand into his trouser pocket

, touched it, and really touched his mobile

phone, so he quickly unlocked the phone, turned on the night shooting mode, strongly stabilized the lens

, and took a selfie against himself, and then immediately sent a circle of friends

, with the text: Please people are not dead, they were thrown into the coffin by the big children and are about to be cremated by the coffin, what should I do? Online etc., really urgent.

And only then did the phone start calling.

At this time, the water friends in the live broadcast room who came back to their senses

, blinking their eyes that were still hanging with tears, began to frantically send barrages in the live broadcast room.

"Wuhu! Is this the legendary King Qiwu Sea?

"! This is obviously the Silver Box Guard!

"I don't care! Anyway, when I do the funeral at that time, I will ask my filial sons and grandchildren to arrange this kind of weeping and mourning package for me that is very entertaining!

"Wake up upstairs, you don't even have a girlfriend, where is the filial piety and virtuous grandson?"

"Coffin: I was terrified!"

"Old Master Huang in the coffin: Don't shake! The brain is all gone! Am I okay if I'm not dead?

"Although I know this kind of thing should not be laughed at, I really can't help it! Help me! It was too good to cry just now, and now it's so funny, or else, kill me, put me in and swing!

"Please choose your hero!"

"Brothers, please hit the profession on the public screen!"

This is really Zhang Dong's smile, life and death are unpredictable, the coffin is lifted, the world is white, the feet are slipping, people crying, Meng Po brings soup Yan Wang laughs. As soon as the eyes are closed, the cloth is covered, and relatives and friends are busy eating.

"I couldn't help but follow the cow together, my blood was boiling, was there something wrong with me."

"If you don't understand, ask, is Jie the legendary joy sending?"

At

this time, Mr. Huang's nine sons had just calmed their mother

and walked out of the villa

, and then they saw Zhang Dong with the explosive coffin carrying ceremony of the weeping boys, and

suddenly although they couldn't understand what they were doing, they were shocked!

Immediately followed by a burst of anger

, this makes you cry, why did you take the initiative to raise the coffin?

Chill the air!

Although this dynamic coffin carrying ceremony made several of them look a little stupid,

but what kind of system is this?

Let those reporters take pictures and post them on the Internet, wouldn't it be ridiculed that their famous wealthy Huang family actually

made their father's funeral so child's play.

This is not only a serious face problem,

but even their company's stock price will be greatly affected!

And several of them still have a secret hidden in their hearts that is not enough for outsiders, in case they are shaken out by Zhang Dong's group of crying and mourning,

then they will all be begging for a son!

So the nine people directly rushed up and

grabbed the coffin with the weeping boy group led by Zhang Dong.

And Zhang Dong and the members of the weeping boy group were originally very professional and attentive to the final procedure of the weeping and mourning ceremony "sitting on the ground and starting the price"

, was so abruptly inserted by Mr. Huang's nine sons

, these were originally the first time to follow the master brother Zhang Dong out to cry and mourn the little fresh meat

, immediately panicked

, this formation was chaotic,

the power of balancing the coffin was instantly broken.

I saw that the coffin containing Mr. Huang flew out directly like a mortar

, and then "DUANG" sounded

, and the head and feet smashed on the lawn of the manor, and

everyone at the scene was shocked in unison, silent

.

The drop of needles can be heard.

Just when Mr. Huang's nine sons woke up and were about to run to invite their father's coffin back to the spiritual hall

, they only heard a tooth-biting sound of "crunching" coming from the lid

of the coffin, and then "boom",

the heavy coffin lid actually exploded directly and

smashed on the lawn.

Then Old man Huang, who should have driven the crane to the west,

turned pale and

jumped out of the coffin like a legendary zombie.

When he

entered the mortuary, his legs were also tied.

If you don't jump, he can't get out, wow.

But in the eyes of outsiders who are completely unaware,

this terrifying and outrageous scene!

In the corpse fraud world, it is also quite explosive!

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