You are a celebrity, and every time the police are out, you are there?

You said you were fighting with a rich old man who had just jumped out of a coffin.

Right?

The water friends in the live broadcast room listened to Zhang Dong's loud declarations, and

they all laughed numbly.

"Good guy, the anchor's current mental condition is worrying, he actually officially announced that he likes to drink tea from the police station, this is the tea flag he planted in the morning, do you want to finish it when you cry?"

"Brother Dong must regret it now, thinking that he shouldn't go to the company in the morning, he couldn't have imagined that he would take those artists and disciples out to cry part-time, and even cry people alive, inexplicably involved in the feud of the rich, which is very spiritual."

"Hold back, it is highly recommended that the crying boy group debut in place!"

"What should not be said or not, after watching the coffin carrying ceremony of the anchor's weeping boy group, I felt that if I had the choice, I would like my funeral to be so happy."

"I heard that the suspension of the spirit for a few days is actually to give the deceased a chance, because some people have not actually died, but have fallen into a state of suspended animation, and the suspension of the spirit for a few days is likely to ease up and live again."

"Don't joke, now as soon as the person dies, he will either go into the freezer of the morgue, or he will be directly pulled to cremation, where will give you this opportunity to wake up."

"Huh! Then I think it is more necessary to anchor their weeping boy group's swinging coffin lifting ceremony, this set of shaking music, what fake death and cardiac arrest, I think I can shake you and vomit, and then you can wake up.

"Justified! I just heard that Uncle Huang was shaken and vomited in the coffin

, and then probably directly spit

out the medicine to wake up, especially when Uncle Huang woke up, the first time was not to call for help, nor to call the police, but to take a picture and send

a circle of friends, tears to the family, is I right, even if I was bitten by a five-step snake, I have to take a selfie after sending a circle of friends and then go back five steps to save myself!

"Poof! Upstairs

, you understand the five-step snake..." "I really understand, after taking five steps back, you can book a very entertaining weeping boy group to come to the door to the mourning service." (Dog head) (dog head) "

..."

And when Li Qingqing, the anti-bone essence, entered the manor with Captain Yang of the Criminal Police Team and the police officers,

they saw Zhang Dong who was squatting on the ground and drawing circles.

Li Qingqing walked to Zhang Dong with long legs, leaned down and patted him on the shoulder and smiled

, "First of all, I don't blame us this time, we really didn't know that you were at the scene again before we went to the police, so what kind of side job did you have today?" Could it be that the undertaker's side business has returned for a limited time?

Zhang Dong held back for a long time before replying with two words:

"Crying!"

"Huh? Goose goose goose ... Crying? Still entertaining so many people with a lot of business? Is your company really a serious entertainment company?

Li Qingqing listened to Zhang Dong's answer, although the police officers in their police station are known to be specially trained, no matter how funny they hear, they will not laugh unless they can't help it.

So she laughed out of the goose at this time, which is also very reasonable, after all, everyone is so familiar, I can't help but don't need to endure.

"Officer Li's bad words, why are we not a serious entertainment company? It is simply the most serious entertainment company in the entertainment industry, that is, we are very good at entertainment, okay.

At this time, Xu Wanqing finally hung up the phone, stepped on high heels and walked over and answered with a serious face.

Zhang Dong: ???

Li Qingqing: ???

Water friends in the live broadcast room: ???

Guests and staff at the funeral scene: ???

It's against the sky!

What the?

Your crying team turned out to be people from the entertainment industry?

Can it also be called the most serious entertainment company in the entertainment industry?

Which serious entertainment company will bring its artists out to form a group to engage in a side business, which is crying and carrying the coffin?

Xu Wanqing looked at those shocked eyes, and immediately crossed Xiao Man's waist and said with a look of dissatisfaction

, "The artists of our company don't go out to play unspoken rules luminous scripts or something, don't fry CP, don't buy hot searches, don't shoot bad scenes and just bad money

, and second, it's not good to be high-minded, play what candy and take the girl cannon route, and engage in a side business on the ground."

Three will not collapse the house all day, you just say Zhang Dong, even if he has been a trainee for two and a half years singing, dancing, rapping, basketball, acting skills will not, but even if it is mushy, he would rather go to the part-time side job to pick up garbage, to dredge the sewers, and even bring everyone to cry and carry the coffin, will not go to fry powder, but also put chicken essence, will not

after playing with human life, people you cry and say to him,

he directly said: hit your fetus!

So, let me ask you, is there an entertainment company that is more sophisticated than us?

Are they more serious than Zhang Dong as hard-working artists?

Don't say anything

, take advantage of the large number of people now, we are very good entertainment just to announce again, the company today is newly launched the mourning coffin business, how the effect you have seen with your own eyes

, please contact us if you need it, participate in group buying can be discounted, you can also ask friends to cut a knife Oh. After

Xu Wanqing's strong speech

, whether it was the water friends in the live broadcast room or everyone at the scene, they all lost their voices collectively.

Boy!

Thinking carefully,

the beautiful boss who is very good at entertainment said it makes sense!

But only Zhang Dong alone injured the world achieved!

Even if he has been a trainee for two and a half years as a trainee singing, dancing, rapping, basketball, and acting, he will not, but even if he is mushy, he would rather go to a part-time side job to pick up garbage, to dredge sewers, and even bring everyone to cry and carry the coffin, rather than fry powder, but also put chicken essence?

Listen, do you say it?

But if he can become popular

, but if he is proficient in the skills of the daily lottery of the Gou system, he can be a little more conscientious

, and give him some kind of song daddy, god-level director, king singing voice, actor acting skills and so on.

Are you willing to go to a part-time side job to pick up garbage, unclog sewers, become an undertaker, and bring people to cry and carry coffins?

He also had to be taken back to the police station for tea every time he went out to the police.

It's not because of life!

Damn it!

Recalling all the previous things,

Zhang Dong almost cried.

He's so hard!

Anti-bone essence Li Qingqing became rare gentle at

this time, patted Zhang Dong's shoulder and said

, "Don't worry, Zhang Dong, don't be sad, this time you are just crying, and I won't take you back to tea, so will you be in a better mood?"

Zhang Dong suddenly raised his head, his

eyes lit up: "Really?

"Fake! Let's go, trouble drive your bus

, go back to the criminal police team to record a confession for the record, the funeral of the Huang family involves a very serious murder attempt, you are very good at entertainment boy group and a first-hand witness, I heard that the victim was still rescued by you crying and carrying the coffin to wake up

, such a deep connection, how can you not go to the criminal police team to drink tea? The pennants and prizes are ready.

Before Li Qingqing could speak

, Captain Yang of the Criminal Police Team had already walked over and warmly took Zhang Dong's arm, looking

at him with an appreciative expression.

Zhang Dong: ???

Li Qingqing: ???

Very good entertainment weeping boy group members: ???

Xu Wanqing: ???

Water friends in the live broadcast room: Ahahahaha............

Standard ending!

Comfortable!

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