You are a celebrity, and every time the police are out, you are there?

Zhang Dong finished filing the case, declined Xu Wanqing's invitation to open a celebration banquet

, and rubbed Uncle Qin's hearse

, returned to the rental house alone

, went to the kitchen to make himself the simplest and most difficult egg fried rice, and

took a bottle of iced fat house happy water in the refrigerator

While eating, he opened the small broken station and looked at a UP master named Sturgeon Wandering Huaxia, whenever

he was in a mood of irritation, he would look at the sturgeon, and felt that he could ride so freely,

at least for a while.

After eating, he washed the dishes, went to the bathroom to wash up

, then rolled over and threw himself on the bed

, lost his mobile phone, and began to sleep with his head covered.

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At this time, the video on the Internet about Zhang Dong, a pasty coffee star, taking the company's artists to cry in a group, was

naturally sent to major self-media video platforms by those large and small UP main editors.

The heat soared all the way "swish".

The most consequence is not true, is

the entry #Jie the legendary crying boy group? Very good entertainment new business plus one! #登顶围脖热搜榜一.

A few words followed:

#肯定有人见过哭丧把人哭送走的, but have you ever seen someone cry alive? Just outrageous #

#张冬带旗下哭丧男团原地出道, but he is still not favored by the director, drinking tea Tianzun and the entertainment industry gradually drift away? Is it a distortion of the human form, or a decline in morality? #

#喝茶天尊战绩榜又出新案子, the funeral of the wealthy family staged the nine dragons to win the throne, crying a loss of Yan King is difficult to receive! #

#论糊咖张冬警局喝茶的自我修养, solo music is not as good as everyone's happiness! Bring the company's artists to a group for tea! #

Also heat explosion.

And the comment area below the major entries is also very lively.

"Good fellow! Hao is not exaggerating to say that Zhang Dong's crying technique is still something, I was on the scene at the time, everyone knows the situation in recent years, I don't know how many times I participated in the funeral, I thought I was numb, and I would never cry at the funeral again, but Zhang Dong howled so much, I almost didn't cry blind!

"I almost didn't cry faint when I watched the editing video, my snot was drawn, and it should indeed be more shocking at the scene, but in the end, the scene that made people cry alive, and almost didn't scare me to death, this anchor is really very good!" Caution is advised for patients with heart disease.

"Uneducated, I can only shout to hold the grass!" It turns out that the life of a rich person is so wonderful and happy, even the funeral is so luxurious, I didn't watch the video really can't imagine, I realized, this is to learn to cry!

"I was also sloppy, I thought that the anchor this tea-drinking Tianzun himself went to the police station to drink tea every day was already outrageous, I never expected that he was so outrageous that he had begun to take the company's artists to the realm of drinking, it was terrible!" I guessed the ending, and I don't seem to have guessed it completely! It's very gan!

"This is the legendary treasure anchor, fortunately those who did not choose him to act, otherwise where would we go to watch the live broadcast?" Thank you for the vision of the entertainment industry, please keep it up! Let the paste coffee Zhang Dong keep pasting!

Zhang Dong: ??? Thank you so much! "

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At ten o'clock the next morning, the sky was just shining

, and the young pasty star Master Zhang, who had just turned eighteen years old and had not been many years old

, had already got up early

, washed up,

and started today's lottery.

I saw him stretching out his middle finger

and sketching one by one in the void, if anyone who knows calligraphy and has culture sees it, he will definitely be able to recognize it, it

is "Heaven and Earth Infinity!" Borrow the law! Boye Boromi! Dawei Tenryu! "These words!

After Zhang Dong finished practicing Void Calligraphy with his middle finger, he nodded with satisfaction.

Only then silently shouted in his mind:

"Lottery!"

[Today's random skill lottery: Congratulations to the host for obtaining fishing skill mastery! ] Zhang

Dong: ???

I'm Nima!

Gou system, you suddenly gave such a serious skill,

he Zhang Dong is really a little uncomfortable.

Could it be that yesterday's deletion threat played a little role?

But it doesn't seem to work completely!

Because your fishing skill mastery is not far from those movie kings and song gods.

However

, compared with the skills of morticians, weepers, and hotel experiencers, it seems that the sun is much more relaxed.

Okay

, fishing is a leisure and entertainment activity, at least there are two words of entertainment!

Things are starting to get better!

Today is the mastery of fishing skills, tomorrow may be Zhang Dong's mastery of the skills of the entertainment industry that has been longed for a long time.

And fishing is such a normal and happy side hustle, there will definitely be no more problems!

Zhang Dong's mood immediately became beautiful.

Since today's draw is proficient in fishing skills, then the corresponding various equipment belonging to the fishing guy, the

system has also been clearly arranged.

Don't be the most important

fishing rod, Zhang Dong specially studied it, found that in the system remarks, this fishing rod you don't look at it is ordinary

, produced by the system, must be a boutique

, there is a system that will never break the line, that is, even if you catch a dragon

, as long as you don't let go,

this line can't be broken.

This is very comfortable, as we all know, anglers sometimes do not catch huge goods

, but sometimes go shit luck really catch, but limited by technology and rod pulling techniques

, or the quality of

fishing rods, fishing lines, often either decoupled, or broken lines, broken rods, and finally empty joy.

After such a long period of part-time side hustle live broadcast

, Zhang Dong thought that he should indeed take a good rest, since Gou System finally found out in good conscience and

smoked such a skill for him,

then today he will enjoy the happiness of the fishing guy.

Although it is not touching fish, fishing is definitely better than touching fish!

Otherwise, why did those fishermen even fish away with their wives and girlfriends, but

they still enjoyed it.

It must be because the fun of fishing is far more than the fun of fishing with your wife and girlfriend.

After checking the equipment

, Zhang Dong felt that he had so many things today, and the little yellow car would definitely not be able to fit it, so he

took out his mobile phone and called Uncle Qin,

"Crooked!" Uncle Qin, how about we go fishing for leisure and entertainment today? Are you alive today? If there is a mourning, carrying a coffin or going to the funeral, I can also help finish the work before fishing. And

Uncle Qin on the other side heard that Zhang Dong, this kid, dared to help

, even if there was a job, he also directly threw it to the artists sent by Xu Wanqing to work part-time,

where did he dare to let Zhang Dong get started!"

The longer he had contact with Zhang Dong, the more Uncle Qin felt that this kid was very evil!

I originally opened a funeral house for so many years, and my ancestors have an ancient heritage, what evil things have not been seen?

But Zhang Dong has really never seen such a thing!

So as soon as he heard that he was about fishing by himself, not a part-time side job, he was greatly relieved, and

quickly promised that he would come to pick him up in a while, anyway, he was rubbed by Zhang Dong so many times, and

the address of Zhang Dong's house he was already familiar with.

Uncle Qin didn't expect at all that

this kid simply wanted to rub a hearse and

pull someone to accompany him to fish by the way.

And as soon as Zhang Dong saw that the fishing car was there, and the person accompanying the fishing was also there, he

directly packed up his equipment and went downstairs to wait for Uncle Qin.

When he arrived downstairs,

Zhang Dong turned on the live broadcast.

As soon as the water friends squatting in the live broadcast room saw Zhang Dong's outfit and those equipment,

they immediately saw that

this guy was completely rotten today.

So they launched a barrage.

"Anchor, are you on holiday today? You can't tell me that fishing is your part-time side hustle today, right?

"Good fellow! Brother Dong, did you spend the night thinking hard about not going to the police station to drink tea before you came up with this side hustle? As long as the angler catches it, he can sit on the shore all day without a nest. "

It's a long time! Drinking tea Tianzun finally had an epiphany, today I will no longer engage in a part-time side job in the netherworld, everyone disperse, what is there to see in fishing, it's too boring! If the anchor Air Force is broadcast all day, wouldn't it be boring?

"Upstairs, you are really not a fisherman, how can you know the happiness of the angler?" Anglers never air force! Haven't heard of it?

"Hey, but didn't I hear that anglers can catch anything but fish?" According to the evil nature of the anchor, I blindly guess a wave, he will never fish out the corpse or something, right?

"Poof! This session of water friends is really brain-hole, it's good to fish out the corpse, the anchor can go to the police station to drink tea again, it's perfect!

"I'm not sleepy when you say so! There must be a wave of squatting today! See what the anchor can catch when fishing! It is impossible to catch mermaids, nuclear submarines, nuclear bombs, right? Just kidding, I've read all those novels!

"Upstairs does know how to fish!" Isn't this expectation?

"It's coming, it's coming! The opening bet is ah! Guess if the anchor will be in the Air Force today, and whether he will go to tea in the end! "

Get it up!"

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