You are a celebrity, and every time the police are out, you are there?

Because now the shore is caught by Zhang Dong, and

it is another diver with an oxygen cylinder on his back!

But this diver is obviously different from the one who helped the Internet celebrity anchor hang fish

just now, first, his equipment is obviously much better than the one just now,

as for where is the sophistication?

Zhang Dong didn't know, anyway, according to his experience in fighting the Red Police for so many years

, seeing that this person was dressed like a Navy SEAL, it was absolutely valuable!

And he still has a sharp dagger in his hand

, and is frantically cutting the fishing line wrapped around him there,

it's a pity!

Uncle Qin and the passerby A fishing friend's fishing line he naturally broke everything

, but Zhang Dong's fishing line, no matter how he cut it, could not move, it was comparable to steel wire!

On the contrary, because his violent movements became tighter and tighter, the diver could only desperately throw the sharp dagger in his hand

, and lay on the ground like a salted fish, panting and swinging.

And the remaining two things make Zhang Dong have a sense of foreboding, that is, two pure black waterproof lockboxes

, at a glance is not a certain treasure or a bargain bought by Pinxixi

, as we all know, Zhang Dong is proficient in lock picking skills,

so he can see at a glance that the locks on these two black lockboxes are very high-end!

Generally, this combination lock is used only when storing very important secret documents or extremely valuable things.

Because this kind of combination lock is similar to Luban lock,

violent unlocking will directly destroy what is stored inside.

If the diver who was caught by Zhang Dong just now is to hang fish for the Internet celebrity anchor to achieve the program effect set by his fishing king

, and then quickly increase the fan, become the Internet celebrity anchor, and then monetize the traffic

, it is a very clear set of marketing methods of the Internet celebrity company, everyone can understand at a glance.

But now this time,

Zhang Dong and Uncle Qin and the water friends in the live broadcast room

really don't understand.

The diver he caught this time, who did he hang the lockbox for under the big river?

Is it for this mediocre-looking passerby on his left hand side?

But if you don't hang fish for him, it's okay if you hang this kind of lockbox for him?

Then after this passerby saw Zhang Dong fishing these two black lockboxes with this diver,

his expression was more ugly than that of his dead father?

The problem is very wrong!

So Zhang Dong gave Uncle Qin a "you know" expression, and

the two people directly blocked the retreat of passers-by A fishing friends one after

the other, and then, Zhang Dong trembled, and the more and more skilled weird howl in his mouth appeared

directly, making the already tense and timid passerby A fishing friend so frightened that he almost peed, and

actually took out a dagger directly from the back of his waist

Without even thinking about it, he stabbed towards Zhang Dong!

The corners of Zhang Dong's mouth were crooked, and his throat rolled,

"HE TUI!"

A mouthful of thick phlegm directly spit at the angler like lightning, accurately pasted on his eyes,

"Oops! You kid actually spat at this time! Grass! Aaaaaa My eggs!

Zhang Dongcai didn't talk nonsense with his opponent at this time

, just when he sealed the other party's eyes with his stunt "thick phlegm jujube nuclear nail"

, the pill legs of the pointed scalp shoes had also been followed up synchronously, with a thunderous

and thunderous ringing of the bell, directly let this wrong angler feel what is called chicken flying egg fighting, a double shot!

After screaming, the dagger in his hand was directly taken off, and

he fell to the ground with his crotch covered and kept rolling and wailing!

Seeing that he was so emotional, Uncle Qin clamped his crotch, glanced at Zhang Dong strangely, and then patted his shoulder and said:

"Every time you kid comes out of his legs, I look at it and it hurts!" This guy has a big problem, and I suggest throwing him in the coffin in the back compartment of the hearse first, so as not to shout and attract the lively watchers.

Zhang Dong grinned and said

, "Uncle Qin, don't be afraid, you are not my enemy, we who learn Mad Dog Fist will only make moves against the wicked!" It's better to throw it into the coffin first, let him practice in advance, in case he commits a big crime this time, he will directly pull to the crematorium and burn a hundred! That

fishing friend was sung and harmonized by Zhang Dong and Uncle Qin, and his spirit and body immediately suffered a double blow,

and he was directly "gagged" and pumped over.

But Zhang Dong and Uncle Qin are not just talking

, directly you look up, he raised his foot, and extremely skillfully loaded this fisherman into the coffin in the back compartment of the hearse.

Then Zhang Dong put the lid of the coffin on it, patted it and then gave a thumbs up to Uncle Qin and praised: "Uncle Qin

, Jiang is worthy of being old and spicy, and I have always wondered why you always put a coffin in the hearse, it turned out to be to receive business anytime, anywhere!" Naw! This is called professionalism!

"Professional you hammer! What to do here? Or call the police first. Uncle Qin was too lazy to take care of Zhang Dong at all, and said with a pained face.

He felt that he was really stupid, really, why did he agree to go fishing with Zhang Dong?

This evil kid can catch a big problem with a fish!

What a crime!

The bad old man who made him a funeral shop arrived, and he was made to follow him to the police station for tea all day.

In just a few days, he has entered the police station more times than in his life.

"Don't worry! Call the police, this kind of thing, still use me Zhang Dong personally? So what is the use of water friends in the live broadcast room?

Zhang Dong said with a smile.

And the water friends in his live broadcast room suddenly couldn't stand it, and the

barrage exploded directly.

"Good fellow! It was actually loaded by him!

"Sloppy! This dog anchor has now learned to predict! "

Aha... Solid birds! Not only did I call the police at the Jiefang East Police Station, but I also called the Criminal Police Team! Call the police and achieve it!

"Your grandma has a leg! I said that how to make a police call is the same as calling a very 6+1 quiz hotline back then, and I can't get in the line all the time! It turns out that you old six are secretly rubbing and rushing to call the police! Be an individual!

"The ancients: fast hands and slow hands, the main thing to call the police is a quick eye! I shot when I saw Dong Ge fish out those two black boxes! Call me Alarm Pioneer!

"Stop talking nonsense, I'm the only one wondering what's in those two black lockboxes?"

"It's a pity, the combination lock I have seen on the Internet, it belongs to world-class confidentiality measures, violent disassembly will directly damage the things inside, we can't look at it, curiosity kills cats, my heart is now like a cat scratching!"

"Upstairs is new! You must not know that there is a lock picking proficient in our Brother Dong's side business, right? People can't open it now except for the gene lock, and the heart lock of beautiful women can be opened to you! Don't talk about what kind of world-class lock this is. After

Zhang Dong finished speaking, he walked directly

towards the two wet black lockboxes on the ground, and the diver who was originally lying on the ground and pretending to be dead saw that Zhang Dong was walking towards the two black lockboxes

, and immediately began to twist and gush on the ground like an eel,

just like Zhang Dong was going to dig his ancestral grave.

When Zhang Dong saw him like this, he was immediately happy, and walked directly towards him first, and took off this guy's diving hood

, and under the hood revealed a plain public face, which belongs to the kind that has no sense of existence in the crowd

, and looks like an Asian face, he did not speak, and it was not good to judge whether he was a Chinese person.

The diver watched Zhang Dongxue take his diving hood, opened his mouth and took a few breaths of fresh air,

then shouted at Zhang Dong: "You drop!" Got into trouble! "

There is an old saying in Huaxia! It's called Xixi Material Wei Junjie! "

Stone statue dropping, hurry up and let us go, otherwise our pangolin organization will not let you drop!"

"That, incense paper! Not that you can open a drop! Will self-destruct!

"You drop if violence opens! Dead... Oh!

"It's killing Lao Tzu! What are you..."

Zhang Dong smiled on his face, listening to the divers who seemed to have a good life in this country chattering there, directly

on one knee on his crotch, and

only after two crisp sounds did he say slowly,

"Look! Lao Tzu knows where else someone will speak in this tone now,

so how about you play Nima in front of me, a big star in the entertainment industry?

Which side of your kid is it, or is it not some pangolin organization, I have no melon in the rain! Naturally, someone will come and take you to play 'Xixi Material Wei Junjie', but if you play with me, I will break your eggs!" It's that simple.

"Also, you said in front of me that violent lockpicking will self-destruct, right? Who are you scaring about? Lao Tzu can open it to you with a fish hook!

After Zhang Dong finished speaking, he directly grabbed this diver, and another scream came

, because the barb of the fish hook hooked into the flesh of this kid, Zhang Dong pulled it so abruptly, he naturally ripped off a piece of flesh and blood.

"Hey, hey... Excuse me, but you're in pain? How about I hook you back?"

Zhang Dong took the fish hook and shook it in front of the diver's eyes, and asked with a bad smile

, and the diver only found out at this time that he seemed to have met a fisherman with a unstable mental state,

so he pursed his mouth tightly with a look of horror and shook his head like a rattle!

Then Zhang Dong directly slammed two more powerful big pockets, slapped the cheeks on both sides of this guy quickly swollen like an inflated balloon,

and then "poofed" and spit out two bloody teeth.

He looked at Zhang Dong with a confused face, not knowing why this fisherman wanted to hit himself again this time.

"What to see? Who made you shake your head and throw dirty water on me? Is it hard to speak? Before

the diver could complain about Zhang Dongman's unreasonable atrocities, he was immediately stunned by the next scene in front of him.

I saw Zhang Dong holding a fish hook and randomly choosing a lock of a black lockbox

, stabbing it twice

, and heard a "click"

, which is known as a world-class super combination lock,

so easily opened by Zhang Dong.

It's easier than breathing.

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