You are asked to go up the mountain and become a Taoist priest, and you raise a group of banshees?

In the live broadcast room, netizens immediately burst into laughter when they saw the confused Xiaodao's angry appearance.

"Xiao Ai: You haven't passed away~" "

Confused Xiaodao: I have passed away, I am very passing."

"It's so interesting, this thing reminds me of a news some time ago, Big Mom's tulle hospital robot."

"Robot: Your son didn't do the whole job, I'll give you the whole job."

Confused Xiaodao took a few deep breaths to calm down.

Looking at the camera, he asked, "Doctor Xu, do you really know the reason for the sudden spike in my bad luck recently?"

Xu Xuan nodded and said, "Have you received some strange gifts recently, or picked up any strange items?" "

Strange gifts..."

The confused Xiaodao thought for a moment, shook his head and said:

"No, except for the fact that the master bought a gourd pendant for my birthday a few months ago, no one has ever given me a gift."

"If you have to say it... Does the WeChat lottery count?

Xu Xuan said: "You take out the pendant that your master gave you." "

Oh, okay."

The confused trail responded.

Reached out and removed the pendant from his neck.

The pendant is a gourd-shaped jade pendant with a length of only four centimeters.

"Doctor Xu, this is the gourd."

"This gourd was given to me by the master on my birthday, and it is said that it cost tens of thousands of yuan just to buy it."

"Its name is the Soul Protector Gourd, and its specific function is to resist when there is Yin Qi or Evil Qi that wants to invade itself."

"The effect is really good, as long as there is evil energy around, this gourd will exude a warm feeling to protect me, and my skin can really feel it."

Listening to the confused gossip, many netizens began to say it word by word.

"Is it really that awesome, I don't believe it."

"The material of this jade gourd looks a little strange, but it's okay to buy the real thing at this price."

"Okay, all the turtles said, in a word, on the link, 9.9 free shipping!"

"Good guy, you really sell jadeite as plastic."

Confused Xiaodao glanced at the barrage and smiled:

"Yes, this gourd is indeed very effective."

"Once, in the middle of the night, a friend invited me out for a drink, and I felt hot as soon as I stepped out of the door."

"Sensing that something was wrong, I quietly stuck my head out."

"Guess what I saw."

"An old lady sat on the side of the road burning paper alone, and she was so frightened that she shrank straight home, not wanting to go out to drink at all."

He smiled proudly, touching the gourd jade pendant, his eyes were full of love.

I thought that the master really still loved him, and he sent such a good thing.

Alas, it seems that in the future, I will try not to spit in the tea jar of the master and his old man.

A little guilty....

Xu Xuan glanced at the jade pendant, and his expression was slightly strange.

"You just said how much did your master pay for this?"

"Fifty thousand, he told me." Confused Xiaodao replied decisively, he felt that there was no need for the master to fool himself about the price.

Xu Xuan sighed and held his forehead with one hand.

"You go find a hammer, or just bite it hard with your teeth."

"No, what if this baby bites it."

The confused Xiaodao hurriedly shook his head and refused, holding the gourd pendant tightly in his hand.

Xu Xuan had no choice but to say: "You should know the color characteristics of the jade pendant." Confused

Xiaodao nodded and said, "Of course, although I don't have much money on me, but sometimes I can borrow my master's to play, um... Sometimes I go to the home of a dignitary with my master to see feng shui, and I can also see a lot of precious materials.

Xu Xuan said: "Then there is no problem, first of all, the color of jadeite is strong, the brightness is high, and the density is large, you will know if you knock it on a hard object." Hearing

this, the confused trail hesitated.

It's a treasure after all.

Once there is an accident, don't say whether the master will beat him.

I guess even he himself won't forgive himself.

Think for a few seconds.

Thinking that Xu Xuan Bacheng would not harm him, he picked up the gourd pendant and found a hard object to knock a few times.

Bumper ~

very dull and with a soothing sound.

Some masters in the live broadcast room who have a lot of insights about jadeite immediately heard that something was wrong.

"According to the old man, this thing is eighty percent an industrial plastic."

"There's no need to be eight, it's made of plastic."

"Hahaha, 50,000 yuan to buy a plastic, six, six, six~" "

Confused Xiaodao, I'm afraid you're not deceived by your master."

See the barrage scrolling across the screen.

Confused Xiaodao was still a little unconvinced at first.

"No, Doctor Xu, since this thing is plastic, how can it protect me when there is yin qi around me and want to enter my body, and it still exudes a warm feeling."

Xu Xuan was a little speechless and said, "You can bite it open and take a look." "

Confused Xiaodao still refuses.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were anxious.

Will Dr. Xu of Nima harm you!

He's helping you, you know!

Seeing the barrage like a snowflake screen, the confused trail is also a heart and a gritted tooth.

Click.

Put the gourd pendant in your mouth and bite it hard.

The pendant shattered.

Sure enough, plastic.

"Oops!"

As soon as Confused Xiaodao wanted to spit the pendant out of his mouth, he felt as if his tongue had been pricked by something.

Crispy and numb.

The whole arm subconsciously exerted force and threw the gourd pendant on the bed.

"Now pick it up and peel off the shell, there's the truth you want to know."

Xu Xuan's surging voice came.

Confused Xiaodao came back to his senses, and first pried off a piece of plastic from the gourd pendant with a fingernail cap.

Just when the first piece of shard peeled off.

A green chip hidden inside was then exposed to everyone's eyes.

He slowly took the green chip out.

I saw that the indicator light on it lit up.

A feeling of warmth spreads to the skin.

Xu Xuan smiled: "The reason why you feel the warmth of the pendant is not because of how mysterious it is, but because there is a chip hidden in it, and there will be an electric current from time to time to make you feel warm."

"As for the old lady you are talking about, she is not a ghost, she is just baking eggs for her grandson with moldy yellow paper."

Foolish gossip is stupid.

Netizens are happy.

Good guys, what an earth-shattering reversal.

The old lady will bake an egg, and you will become a terrible ghost.

I have to say that in terms of IQ, he is absolutely dominant.

"Hahaha, laugh at me, brothers, Nima bought a plastic gourd and garbage chips for 50,000 yuan."

"My family is a processing factory, so let's just say that this thing costs less than a dollar."

"Master: Good apprentice, I feel the love that the teacher has given you worth "50,000" yuan. "

Hahaha, I dare say that the foolish trail is absolutely collapsed now."

"That's not it, it's for who doesn't collapse."