You are asked to go up the mountain and become a Taoist priest, and you raise a group of banshees?

"Human XP is so strange, it's a fight with Ah Sange."

"I can understand if he rushes to the two-dimensional painting style, after all, it's really cute, but this is especially three-dimensional, how can he do it."

"Xiaomi: So, what is our relationship now?"

A moment later.

Youmeow looked flustered, holding a USB flash drive in his hand and walking quickly to the camera.

"Doctor Xu, how did you know that there was a USB flash drive there?"

That's an exaggeration.

The thief is accurate.

He knew even the drawer locks were broken.

Xu Xuan's expression was calm: "Don't worry, you plug the USB flash drive into the computer first, everything you want to see is in it."

Youmeow nodded and plugged the USB flash drive into the host to start reading and writing.

Half a minute later.

A multi-GB USB flash drive is stored and read/written.

She moved her mouse and clicked to look.

After loading for a second, a large number of pictures and videos popped up after the refresh was completed.

"Oh my God, the whole multi-G is full of pictures and videos!"

There is a meow of everything is done, and the picture of a computer screen flashes in his pupils.

Swallowed.

Pick a random video to open.

"I'll go, this new batch of goods is really ruthless, anyway, this breed of snake is still a poisonous snake, it's really exciting."

"Hehe, come and suck this, it's more exciting~"

A man's voice came from the screen.

Youmeow hurriedly clicked to shut down, and the live broadcast room may be banned if it is slow for one second.

Roll the pulley and continue looking down.

Her mouth subconsciously opened wide, and her worldview seemed to be ushering in a blow at this moment.

It's so shocking, all the videos are full of that type of reed.

Before that, her colleagues told her about the three lizards, and she always thought it was a joke.

Unplugged the USB flash drive, and there was a meow with a little frightened face.

"It's true, Dr. Xu, I... I'm going to call the police.

Xu Xuan said: "I must call the police."

Some netizens in the live broadcast room heard Xu Xuan's reply, and several people who had studied law launched a barrage.

"Calling the police doesn't work, animal cruelty doesn't seem to be illegal."

"That's right, they don't care about calling the police, at most they will give a few words of verbal education, and the other party may make unexpected moves because they are exposed."

"You're going to move out quickly, it's no good to share a house with this kind of pervert."

"That's right, you never know what crazy a pervert will do in the next second. "

Watching the barrage float by, Youmeow is not a fool.

Knowing that living with such a pervert will happen sooner or later.

Just as she was about to call her best friend and tell her that she was going to sleep at her house at night.

Xu Xuan smiled and said: "Who said that the police don't care, this guy is not only a psychopath, but also a habitual thief."

"Haven't you noticed that there are more and more owners in the community who have lost animals during this time?"

"Even the alpaca you've always hated, I don't know why it's missing."

A word to wake up the dreamer.

"Could it be that all those animals were captured by him?"

"Since this is a crime, I studied law, and pets belong to the private property of the owner, and they will be sentenced to up to three years in prison."

"Grass, the one who stole the dog should really go in, the rhubarb that I grew up with when I was a child was killed by the medicine of the dog."

"I just said that my husky suddenly disappeared, and I thought I went out to have a tryst with the little, but it turned out to be stolen!"

"Upstairs, if it's a husky, then it's probably that it doesn't want to come back."

When you heard it, she suddenly realized, took out her mobile phone and dialed the police.

The call was immediately connected.

"Hello, this is the Wuchang Public Security Bureau, may I ask if there is anything I can do to help you."

"I found out that my roommate is related to a theft, I am now on the seventh floor of Building 5 in Mingyue Community, please come over quickly."

The female operator on the other end of the line spoke in a serious tone.

"Okay, we'll send the police to arrive as soon as possible, so please keep yourself safe."

After calling the police, Youmeow was relieved.

"Thank you, Dr. Xu, otherwise I wouldn't have known that I had been living with a criminal."

She smirked.

"But it's also thanks to Miss Ben's cleverness that she cleverly protected herself with AIDS.

Xu Xuan said quietly: "Actually, he has already found out that you are pretending, but he is not interested in human beings and is too lazy to take care of you."

Youmeow made everything happen, and the smile on her face froze.

But there are more barrages.

"Haha, you think people are being kept in the dark, but in fact, people have already found out."

"I'll just say that when will the acting skills be so good, it turns out that the other party has been cooperating."

"You think people are hungry for you, but in fact he is not interested in you at all.

"Then the question is, after this battle, will Xiao Mi get depression in the future?

Youmeow Wancheng noticed this barrage and asked:

"Doctor Xu, will Xiao Mi be looked down upon by other cats in the future, and then suffer from depression and be depressed from now on."

The corners of Xu Xuan's mouth twitched, and he glanced at Xiao Mi, who was still insisting on her hobbies.

"Actually... It's also a pleasure. "

Youmeow everything comes true:"..."

Everyone in the live broadcast room:"???

Xu Xuan explained: "Your cat is special, other little male cats like females, it is different, it likes males, to be precise, it is 0 in the cat world." "

Anyway, you know."

Some netizens who understand in seconds unconsciously curl the corners of their mouths at this point.

"As we all know, felines have barbs, so one more masochistic tendency (funny) should be added."

"Felines? The weak explosion is the longest, and the blue whale is the longest. "

Cut, what is this, has Spiral Donald Duck heard of it" "Ah this, spiral

?!"

"Shark: A bunch of music, it's a big fart, there are two labor and management!"

Xu Xuan continued: "You should have seen a black cat squatting at the door when you got off work yesterday. "

yes, I always thought he was a friend of Xiao Mi outside, and recently I was thinking about whether to adopt him."

After saying that, she seemed to think of something.

Some incredulously said: "Is it possible... That black cat is Mi's boyfriend?!

Xu Xuan smiled and nodded, not denying it.

In the live broadcast room, almost everyone subconsciously said the word "slot".

I thought that Xiao Mi was the victim of the whole game.

It turned out to be a sudden reversal, saying that it was actually quite enjoyable.

This tmd....

"I'm still the same, Xiaomi: So, what is our relationship now?"

"Wait, isn't this the equivalent of Xiao Mi bringing it to that black cat."

"! It's so special. "

Black Cat: Don't explain, we, we're done!."

"Xiao Mi: Brother Hei, listen to my explanation, it was like that at the time, then like this, and finally like that, I am innocent!"

"Good guys, you two upstairs are really talented."