You are asked to take care of your sister at home, and you take her to suppress bandits?

When He Le came home with barbecue, cake, boneless chicken feet, and mineral water, the three of them were sitting on the sofa watching TV.

It's a show that their family has every night.

The important thing is not to watch TV, but to sit together as a family and talk and talk.

The TV is playing children's general education, talking about small hole imaging.

This show is still too difficult for He Xiaoxi, in another world, small hole imaging will not be formally learned until junior high school physics.

However, there are also candle pieces on the coffee table, which seems to have been practiced.

Seeing He Le coming back, He Xiaoxi jumped off the sofa and rushed up.

"Brother, where are my boneless chicken feet, cream cake, and barbecue?" He Xiaoxi asked excitedly.

"Isn't Dad going to eat?" He Le asked amusedly.

"Hee-hee-hee... I'm going to eat, I'm sorry, I lied to you!"

He Xiaoxi took the convenient bag handed by He

Le with a smile, and sat down in front of the sofa with difficulty.

She opened the cake and fed it to Wen Meiqing in the first bite, and He Chang in the second bite.

She waited until they ate before she took her first bite.

After eating a few bites of cake, she opened the boneless chicken feet again, the first one was fed to Wen Meiqing, and the second one was fed to He Chang.

"Don't feed your dad spicy ice, his stomach is not very good, and he will have diarrhea after eating!" Wen Meiqing stopped on the side.

"It's okay, it's okay, Xiaoxi won't have diarrhea when she feeds it. He Chang ate the chicken feet fed by He Xiaoxi into his mouth.

"Eat you to death!" Wen Meiqing said.

"Hehe..."

He Xiaoxi smiled happily and ate a chicken foot by himself.

After eating the chicken feet, she opened the barbecue box again, and then fed Wen Meiqing and He Chang the same steps as before, and then ate it herself.

He Le put two large buckets of mineral water in the kitchen, and when he came out, he heard the conversation between his father and mother.

He had long thought of giving them the healing potion to drink and cure the light and dark diseases on his body.

But I always read it and forget it.

This was a good opportunity, he was sure that his father would have diarrhea after eating chicken feet and barbecue, and when he couldn't straighten his waist, he would give him the potion to drink.

No matter how often injuries are minor problems, more psychological trauma, and there will be some problems on the battlefield.

"Eating barbecue and watching popular science, Xiaoxi, how much have you learned?" He Le stood behind the sofa and pinched the back of He Xiaoxi's neck and asked.

He Xiaoxi shrunk his neck, gnawed on the chicken feet

, and said, "I've learned everything, first find a candle, then light it, and then use a paper with holes, you can do it!"

"I remember it very clearly, then I'll test you,

what is the smell of the candle flame?" He Le asked.

"Ah~~ But I didn't smell it, what kind of smell is it?" He Xiaoxi turned his head and asked.

"It's stupid, it's the smell of burnt nose hair. He Le said seriously.

He Xiaoxi looked surprised, oh~~ So that's the case, I've learned new knowledge again!Brother is so amazing, he knows so much!

"But I didn't smell it

!" "That's because you're not close enough

!" "Okay, next time I'll get closer and smell it!"

He Xiaoxi said seriously.

"Well, remember to call me, I want to witness this unforgettable moment. He Le said.

"Okay! I must call my brother!" He Xiaoxi bleated as he ate barbecue.

Wen Meiqing glanced at He Le, "You are playing tricks on your sister."

He Chang hadn't reacted yet, and smart people would also have times when they were dull, so he denied:

"When the candle burns, it should also be the smell of the burning rope inside, how can it be the smell of burnt nose hair?

Wen Meiqing said angrily and funny: "You can light a candle yourself and smell it." He

Chang heard this, and was really ready to light a candle and smell it, but when he picked up the candle, he suddenly reacted, and then smiled awkwardly.

"So that's what it means..."

"Dad, you have a problem with your stomach, why is your brain still bad?" He Le smiled.

"Your dad loves to learn. Wen Meiqing said, "A rectum is connected to the brain, and you can pull as much as you learn." "

Hahaha..." He Leke liked this sentence too much.

He Chang's face darkened, and he hugged Xiaoxi in his arms, "I'm too lazy to tell you, our family is still Xiaoxi's best for me." Xiaoxi, did you say?"

"Mmmm!" He Xiaoxi nodded, and handed He Chang the half-eaten barbecue.

He Chang did not hesitate at all, ate it in his mouth and swallowed it in his stomach.

"I'm too lazy to tell you, I'm going to wash up and go to bed. Wen Meiqing dropped a sentence, and went to the bathroom to wash up and prepare for bed.

Watching his mother return to the bedroom and close the door, He Le sat on the sofa.

He asked He Chang in a low voice, "Dad, why do I feel a little weird when my mother comes back from work?"

He Chang glanced at the closed door and said with a mysterious expression:

"Your mother is sulking at me." "

Why?"

"Tomorrow is my wedding anniversary with your mother, and she prepared a gift for me, but seeing that I didn't have a gift prepared at all, I sulked.

Tomorrow if I can't get a gift, I will burst out!" He Chang had a knowing expression.

"Are you ready?"

"Of course you did, but not a single clue.

Now there's another problem, I don't think it's enough to just give gifts.

I also want to write a poem or a sentence, not very long, but very affectionate, and give it to your mother together

!" He Chang looked at He Le sadly, "Do you have any ideas?"

I wiped your ass so many times, you have to wipe my ass too!"

He Le picked up the notebook and pen on the table, and "brushed" a "original" paragraph.

After writing it, it was handed to He Chang, He Chang took it and looked at it, and immediately smiled, and there was such a passage written on it:

"Don't worry about the coming of old age, you must be very cute when you are old."

And if you are ten years old, of course I am ten years old, the world is ten years old, God is ten years old, everything is the same.

He Le patted He Chang's shoulder and said proudly: "How is it, is it okay?"

"Very good, worthy of being my son!" He Chang nodded slightly.

"Actually, I can write as much as you want this kind of thing, and you can have as many as you want.

How about we make a deal?" asked Ho Le.

"What kind of deal

?" "You wipe my ass, I will write you poems and essays, and the authorship will be given to you, this is all written by you, it has nothing to do with me, what do you

think?" "I don't think it's good?"

He Chang's face turned cold, and he turned his face and didn't

recognize people.

"I went to bed and washed Xiaoxi. "

..."He Le.

What's the difference between this and mentioning pants and not admitting it?

Rely on your daughter-in-law's! It's

cake, barbecue, and chicken feet, He Xiaoxi can't

eat so much at all, and after she is full, the rest belongs to He Le.

After eating supper, He Le took He Xiaoxi to wash, and then went back to the room to sleep.

As usual, He Xiaoxi listened to the story before going to bed.

He Le told her the story of Snow White and the seven gourd babies this time.

He Xiaoxi listened to it energetically, but he dozed off, and he had only slept in the afternoon.

Wu Qingying sent him a good night, He Le thought about it, and also replied with a good night, but it was a literary version:

"The mountains and rivers have been twilight, and the time has gone to bed, although they are not the same pillows, but they seek the same dream."

He Le hugged He Xiaoxi in his arms, covered the quilt, patted his hand gently, and said, "Good night

Xiaoxi!"

"Brother, I still want to listen to the story!" He Xiaoxi said angrily.

She was in good spirits, because she didn't sleep at noon, but was in a state of euphoria all day.

It's like the kind of stay up late, the more tired you get, the harder it is to fall asleep.

"Brother is so annoying, the story is not finished!" He Xiaoxi turned over and began to sulk.

After a while, she saw that He Le had not come to coax herself, so she turned around again.

"Brother?"

shouted, but there was no response, and she puffed out her mouth and counted her bangs with her eyes in boredom.

I also blow it from time to time.

She just played like this for ten minutes, but she still couldn't sleep, so she buried her head in the quilt, intending to cover herself and faint.

She watched TV like this, with the quilt, the other person didn't move!

After covering it for a few minutes, He Xiaoxi still couldn't sleep, so he held Xiao Xiaoxi in his arms, whispered to it, and played games.

After playing with Xiao Xiaoxi for another twenty minutes, He Xiaoxi still didn't feel sleepy.

And now it has been almost an hour since He Le fell asleep.

When he can't sleep, he can't sleep no matter what method he uses, and he can sleep no matter how he sleeps, whether it's an adult or a child, it's the same.

"It's so annoying!" He Xiaoxi was very angry, pulling his eyelids with his hand, trying to make it coax his eyes and not open them again.

But obviously, this does not work.

If she couldn't sleep, she wouldn't sleep at all, she thought of the experiment she had done with her father before, and if she couldn't sleep, she might as well go to the experiment!

So she turned over He Le, jumped out of bed, obediently put on her coat and shoes, and walked to the living room.

Candles, lighters, cardboard with holes, all on the table.

She recalls the previous experiment and starts to do it herself.

Stand the cardboard up and place it in the middle, then light the candle and put it aside, then set up a white piece of paper on the other side, then move the candle and the white piece of paper...

He Xiaoxi set up the cardboard with holes, and the next thing was to set up candles.

She lit the candle and tried to stand on the coffee table, but no matter how she set it, the candle just wouldn't stand.

As soon as you let go, the candle will be poured.

She clearly remembered that her father had also lit the candle and put it on the table before, why couldn't it stand now?"

"Candles and candles, you are obedient, stand up obediently! I'll buy you something delicious tomorrow!"

He Xiaoxi didn't stand up a few times, and even began to say good things about the candles.

But after saying this, the candle still could not stand. Not only did the candle not stand, but she was also burned by the dripping wax.

"Ouch...,"

He Xiaoxi shouted.

Looking at the disobedient candle in her hand, the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, and threw it on the ground with a shake of her hand.

The woolen blanket on the sofa was halfway down to the ground, and the candle fell right on it.

In an instant, the woolen blanket was ignited.