You become stronger when you troll: I cried a million times in poisonous chicken soup

"Hmm.... You just said that your friend is out of love, and you don't worry about her being home alone, so you're drinking with her. "

Attention, this character must be next to the female character

!" "It is not difficult to see the problem in the girl's mind, and then you can reveal a huge amount of information in the shortest words, and then no matter what she says, don't rush to reply in seconds, let her dry her for three or five minutes first!"

Ye Feng gave his answer unhurriedly.

It seems that the boy made a casual reply, but it directly reversed the situation of the two people!

This wave of control over the details is no less than that of Mr. Guopan, the master of dirty lines!

For a while, the barrage in the live broadcast room couldn't help but fall into cheers.

But Xiaobei, who is the only party concerned, always feels a little nervous.

Since he was dating each other, he had never done such a crazy thing.

But I thought of the other party and his male girlfriend jumping outside all day long.

Xiaobei was suddenly angry and didn't fight anywhere.

I saw that he broke the jar and edited the message according to Ye Feng's reply.

The other party really even spoke in a creepy tone -

"Brother Feng, she replied to my message

" "At first, it was a question mark, but after seeing that I didn't reply in seconds, my girlfriend asked me which woman I was fooling around with

?" "Why did she want me to accompany her when she fell out of love?"

"She also sent me several voices in a row, it sounds quite infiltrating anyway, what should I do now?".

It didn't take long for Xiaobei to repeat his situation again.

To be honest, I send more messages to my girlfriend on weekdays.

Now that he has changed his position, he can't help but feel a little panicked in his heart.

At this time, there was no shortage of coaxing in the live broadcast room-

"Don't panic, buddy, this wave of advantages is yours

!" "Give it a go, we will remember

you!" "Don't coward, you just move

and move ......" "Anyway, it's a big deal to break up, but so what?!"

"You are taking the initiative this time, a real warrior should be fearless!".

"The best way to eliminate fear is to face fear, come on, Ollie will give !!"

At this time, Ye Feng also responded with a smile in the live broadcast room.

"Don't be afraid, just hang her, she will definitely send you a message

" "If I call you, then don't answer it, just pretend not to hear!"

Sure enough, not long after Ye Feng's voice fell.

Xiaobei received video call invitations one after another.

Although the other party was panicked, it has now come to this point.

Xiaobei can only choose to die.

As for the sailors in the live broadcast room, they are also rushing to watch the lively mentality and sit and watch the development.

There are even some people who think that Ye Feng has a bad idea.

This is if one accidentally plays with it.

But

just when everyone thought that the other person's girlfriend would run out of patience.

I only heard Xiaobei shouting with some excitement -

"Brother Feng, it's over, Brother Feng!" "

My girlfriend couldn't get through when she called me, so she directly changed her voice and scolded me!"

"A series of more than 30 scoldings, and then I couldn't bear the pressure and answered her phone."

"She was uncharacteristically angry, and said that she was going to call to pick me up, do you think this thing is a pity?"

To be honest, Xiaobei was a little panicked.

Because he really knows too well what kind of character his tiger beep girlfriend is.

But now the other party is actually soft with himself in this kind of thing.

Ye

Feng's method is too good

, right?!"What are you thinking about, brother?, I want to know that the credibility is zero, right?"

"You think about it yourself, isn't her saying that Hu Tutu did bad things outside when he was a child and hid in a classmate's house

" "Fuck Zhang Xiaoli was there and called him with a pleasant face and said: ' Silly child, how can my mother blame you, the family made your favorite fried meatballs today, just waiting for you to eat it, don't do it next time, go home quickly'Is it a truth?!"

Ye Feng's few words instantly reminded everyone of the fear of being dominated by his mother's white lies when they were still in their childhood.

Imagine if you really go home and wait for Hututu

, what is your favorite fried meatball

? Only your mother's big mouth!

"Uh......

" "Brother Feng, what do you think I should do next?"

"Why don't you take the opportunity to discuss a showdown with her, either break up, or let her stay away from her male girlfriend?".

Xiaobei's heart is like riding a roller coaster.

This feeling of dancing on the tip of a knife is not to mention how exciting it is.

Because in his opinion, although the girlfriend is a fake concession.

But that doesn't mean there is no room for negotiation between the two.

However, Ye Feng didn't think so.

Because most boys don't understand the logical composition of women's thinking.

People just gave a flat A temptation, and you handed over the ultimate.

Then you deserve to be pinched!

"No, it's not the time yet!" "

You have a showdown with her at this time, believe it or not, she will definitely tell you, ah, you scumbag is looking for trouble, right?"

"My male girlfriend and I are innocent, you just don't trust me or something."

"In the end, you don't mean destroying the Great Wall??"

Ye Feng extinguished most of Xiaobei's excited little flames with one sentence.

But the reason why he was troubled was why he asked for help.

Isn't it just to find a time to stand up and discuss with the other party?Could

it be that Ye Feng has a more powerful operation???

but the problem is that if she ignores it, I'm afraid that her next phone call will blow up to her mother!"

"Then what should I do?"

"Well, you just say, 'Then what's the matter, it's all brothers who can't leave it alone, you have to wait and go to bed first, I brought the key myself!'"

Huh?? She's going to kill me!!

" "Trust me, that's right!"

Xiaobei gasped when he heard this.

Is this special meow too conservative or Ye Feng too crazy on weekdays?

Now it's cool to match her line on the phone.

But when she gets home, she can't be allowed to kick the bullet to pieces? It's

too brutal!

Now Xiaobei, who is difficult to ride a tiger, can only choose to believe Ye Feng.

And the sailors in the live broadcast room are also looking forward to his love.

So another three minutes or so passed.

Xiaobei's somewhat trembling voice sounded again

-"Brother Feng, she's in a hurry!

This time she's really anxious!" "She said that how could anyone find a woman to be a brother, it was clearly a green tea to seduce someone else's boyfriend

!" "I also said that I was a two-hundred-and-five, and if I didn't tell her where I was, I would tell my parents about it!" Obviously,

he was really a little scared this time.

Because in his opinion, it was clear that everything could have been said in moderation just now.

But now, instead of being resolved, things are getting worse and worse.

It's ......

However, compared with Xiaobei's concerns, the audience in the live broadcast room was amused by the other party's girlfriend's remarks.

"What, brother, can you straighten my waist for me!" "

The male girlfriend who co-wrote her is a good friend, a sister who grew up since childhood, and it is a pure friendship. "

You casually make up a female brother and it is said to

be a green tea ....." "This special meow is too double standard, right??" "

What green tea, black tea, that's our bosom sister

!" "That's it, Xiaobei, you can't coax it! If you want to coax it, all your efforts will be abandoned!" "

Brother Feng quickly gave Brother Xiaobei a move, whether our male compatriots can support it or not, it all depends on this wave!!".