You didn't follow the routine at all, did you?

"Doctor Chen, I dreamed about a girl last night."

"Oh? Is she pretty?"

"very nice."

"How pretty?"

"Very beautiful." The man was wearing a light blue hospital gown, his eyes showed deep fascination, "Did you know that she has eight eyes and eight legs, seven pairs more than other girls! I have never seen Such a beautiful girl!"

Gu Chi: "..."

I have never seen such an advanced aesthetic.

The man's eyes are full of admiration: "She is really beautiful!"

Gu Chi examined the man for a while, nodded and said, "Understood."

Then put an X in the blank of the column [Is cross-species sexual fetish improved] on the checklist, and remark: Dyscalculia.

In 4399, human technology and orientation are improving.

Carry forward the past and open up the future, bring forth the new through the old, and fully develop the possibility and diversity of oneself and other creatures.

how to say……

fine.

But it's not recommended - at least not in the open.

For example, the patient No. 14 in front of me, because he couldn't control the surging love in his heart, put on a wedding dress for the family's heifer, and invited seven aunts and eight aunts to come to witness their unswerving love, so Everyone happily ate Bo Xi, and then called to send him here—Younanshan Psychiatric Restoration Center.

"Do you have any other questions?" Gu Chi asked.

"Not anymore... oh no, yes." The man rubbed his rough hands, hehe said: "That... Doctor Chen, look, how am I doing recently?"

"Not bad." Gu Chi said, "What's wrong?"

Man: "I want to ask you for a vacation."

Gu Chi: "What are you going to do?"

The man scratched his head, his pretty face flushed, and he said embarrassedly: "I want to go out to find her and be her husband."

Hearing this, Gu Chi, who was writing the conclusion of the case study, raised his head and asked, "Isn't she a dream?"

The man said seriously: "I've been reading a book about dreams recently. The book says that dreams are a reflection of reality. There are times when there are dreams, and there are times when there are no dreams... just have a new dream."

"I believe that she must be waiting for me somewhere, waiting for me to find her, marry her home, and give birth to a bunch of big fat babies."

As he said that, the man put on that idiot expression again.

Gu Chi: "..."

He really wanted to tell the other party that the phrase "dreams are the reflection of reality" is not understood in this way. The things that appear in dreams do not necessarily exist in reality. They are more often just a form for people to release their pressure in life.

But, after all, he is a well-ranked person in this place, with an unusual way of thinking, and it seems meaningless to reason with him, why not come to something practical, such as——

Gu Chi tapped the table with a pen, awakening the man from the state of fascination and love, and said in a serious tone: "Fourteen, do you know that what you do is committing a crime?"

man:"?"

He just wanted to take a vacation to find the girl of his dreams. How could he commit a crime?

Gu Chi threw the man's case on the table and said, "Before that, you married a cow named Julia, and marrying an eight-eyed lady now will constitute bigamy."

The man argued: "But Julia and I didn't get the certificate!"

"But your relatives witnessed your wedding." Gu Chi said, "Therefore, you and Julia have a public husband and wife status, purpose of marriage, and form of living together, which fully conforms to the legal recognition of de facto marriage in our country standard."

"Wait a minute, maybe Julia..."

"You mean to say that maybe Ms. Julia doesn't know, or doesn't want to marry you, so that doesn't count as a marriage purpose?"

"Yes, that's right!"

"That's even better."

Gu Chi said: "Your situation is a marriage fraud. You tricked Ms. Julia into marrying you without her willingness or knowledge, which violated and damaged Ms. Julia's own rights and interests. If you know that this is a fraudulent marriage, and the circumstances are bad, you will be sentenced to between three and ten years in prison and a fine.”

man:"……"

A trace of cold sweat crept up his forehead quietly.

Gu Chi blinked: "By the way, let me ask again, how old is Ms. Julia this year?"

Man: "Ten, thirteen?"

Snapped!

Gu Chi snapped his fingers: "Great, this year is thirteen, so she was twelve when she married you last year, and having a relationship with Ms. Julia, who is under the age of fourteen, will constitute rape regardless of whether the two parties are voluntary or not. For adultery, you shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years, and both crimes shall be punished together... Congratulations, Fourteen, for a long time to come, you will no longer have to worry about eating."

man:"……"

Gu Chi: "Do you still want to ask for leave now?"

The man was sweating profusely, shaking his head like a shaker: "No please, no please, I will tell her tonight that I can't give her the happiness she wants. There are many better men than me. She went to find someone else."

At this time, a mobile phone rang outside the door.

"There is a kind of love called letting go, giving up for love forever~"

"If we stay together and let you give everything, let true love take me away!"

The overly appropriate lyrics filled the man's eyes with tears. He covered his mouth, choked up, opened the door and ran out.

Doctor Chen at the door just pressed down the phone, his hand was still in the posture of knocking on the door, but suddenly a person rushed out, his eyes followed the man's fleeing back all the way to the end of the corridor, with a confused look on his face: "Why is he gone?"

Gu Chi shrugged: "Maybe he thought of something sad."

"Sad thing?" Dr. Chen stared outside for a while, and finally shook his head.

After all, he is a normal person, unable to understand the patient's emotions.

Taking off his coat and hanging it on the coat rack, Dr. Chen asked about Sisi's situation: "How is it? Is it getting better?"

"Same as usual." Gu Chi handed the checklist to Dr. Chen.

Dr. Chen noticed the words "dyscalculia" and couldn't help asking: "Did you give him an arithmetic problem?"

"It was he who made the arithmetic problem for himself." Gu Chi repeated the man's words, "The girl in his dream has eight eyes and eight legs, seven pairs more than the average person."

Dr. Chen was puzzled: "Is there any problem?"

Gu Chi: "...I suggest that you also take the time to have a brain examination."

Dr. Chen: "?"

Gu Chi thought for a while, and then said: "Besides, he has been calling me Dr. Chen today, thinking that I am you, and there may be some visual or cognitive problems."

Dr. Chen picked up the landline and ordered the nurse to arrange a re-examination for the man.

After he hung up the phone, Gu Chi said again: "One more thing, there are a total of fourteen patients today, and they all had dreams last night."

Dr. Chen said indifferently: "The patient's mental state is not good, it's normal to be prone to dreaming, as long as he doesn't sleepwalk, it's not a big problem."

Gu Chi: "Is that a coincidence?"

Dr. Chen nodded: "Well, coincidence."

Gu Chi said: "But I've been dreaming about a girl recently."

Dr. Chen: "Eight eyes and eight legs?"

"That's not true." Gu Chi got up and went to the water dispenser to get a glass of water, and said, "She's human."

That day, the girl was standing under the banyan tree, with her arms folded, her snowy neck raised slightly, the hair around her ears was curled up by the breeze, and it was playfully fluttering on her lips.

This is a very beautiful girl, with bright eyes and white teeth, beautiful and charming, with a first love face that makes boys' hearts thump with just one look.

The sun poured down, seeping through the shade of the trees and mottled on the girl's spotless school uniform, as beautiful as a painting in a youth essay collection.

Dr. Chen asked curiously, "Did she tell you anything?"

"Yes." Gu Chi took a sip of water and said, "She said, if one day I say I like you, then you must be dreaming."

"Tsundere?" Dr. Chen looked slightly weird, "Do you like this one?"

Isn't Tsundere already retired?

Gu Chi was noncommittal: "What if she is arrogant or not, it doesn't matter whether I like or not?"

Dr. Chen didn't believe it: "I don't like Tsundere and you made her look Tsundere?"

Controlling one's dreams and changing the people and things in the dreams into what one wants is what lucid dream lovers like to do the most. The reason why he and Gu Chi knew each other and became friends is because of this common hobby .

The first time they met was at a meeting for lucid dreamers.

"I didn't interfere with the dream." Gu Chi shook his head and said, "I just had a simple dream."

Interference ≠ creation.

Dr. Chen said "Oh": "Then I know, you want to make up for your lack of reality in the past, and experience what it's like to have a childhood sweetheart?"

Ome + Tsundere, the classic character set belongs to yes, and the sense of substitution is very strong.

Dr. Chen continued: "If I'm not wrong, the banyan tree in your dream should be on your high school campus?"

"You are at the same table in class, and you are neighbors after school. You go to school together and go home together every day."

"You have a bicycle, and every time you pick her up, she looks disgusted, but she will still sit in the back seat of you."

"She will occasionally buy you a cup of milk tea, saying it is the fare for your car ride. If you ask her how she knows the taste you like, she will say that she can buy it casually, so she doesn't care what you want to drink."

"She never admits that she likes you, and you don't admit that you like her either. You just keep talking about it until you wake up from the dream, right?"

"Yes, yes, but..." Before Gu Chi could finish speaking, Dr. Chen interrupted him by raising his hand.

"You don't need to deny it, I understand." Dr. Chen said with a look of reminiscence, "I used to control myself to have such a dream."

There is no payment link, it's just a simple daily life, and even the relationship between the two doesn't need to be broken, the kind of sneak peeking at her during class, she obviously found out but pretended not to know, blushing while pretending to be serious about the class, It is the most beautiful appearance of youth.

Who doesn't love sweet love?

However, people have to face reality after all.

The dream club he belongs to has a saying - the best way to avoid getting lost in dreams is not to make dreams too beautiful.

If you create a dream for yourself that you don't want to wake up for a long time, you may really not be able to wake up.

Even if he wakes up, he may not be able to bear the contrast between reality and dreams, leading to serious consequences such as mental disorders.

In such a situation, Dr. Chen can only say: "Welcome to Younanshan Psychiatric Restoration Center."

In a way, lucid dreaming can be said to be a high-risk hobby.

Gu Chi just said that he has been dreaming about a girl recently, and the word "old" means more than once or twice, and having the same dream continuously is a sign that a person is about to get lost in the dreamland—even if Gu Chi can dream Even if you are under the influence of some supernatural power, you should not dream of the same girl repeatedly, unless you think about it day and night after the first dream, and you can't forget it.

As a friend, Dr. Chen felt that he had to remind Gu Chi.

His face became more serious, and he pointed to the picture frame on the wall and said, "Do you know why I hung it in such a conspicuous place?"

It was a printout of a clown from the internet - Fantasy Time.

"Because in this way it can always alert me, don't take the dream seriously, otherwise I will really become a clown in the eyes of others." Dr. Chen said.

Gu Chi was silent.

Dr. Chen patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "I know, after dreaming for so many days, I have feelings, and you will be reluctant to stop dreaming about her suddenly. I did the same before, but it's okay, we can take it slowly. Come."

"If you focus on your life, you will find out after a while that childhood sweethearts are actually no big deal."

"Look at me, don't talk about Qingmei, I haven't talked to a girlfriend since I was a child, and I'm still single until now, isn't it also living well?"

Gu Chi looked at Dr. Chen, hesitant to speak.

Dr. Chen: "It's okay, just say what you want, if you have any problems, I will help you solve them together."

Gu Chi: "Then I said it?"

Dr. Chen: "Say it!"

Gu Chi tried his best to keep his tone as light as possible: "Is there a possibility that my dream is real?"

Dr. Chen: "?"

real?

"What's the meaning?"

"I didn't interfere with the dream, nor did I deliberately create this dream." Gu Chi explained, "I just dreamed of what happened before naturally."

Doctor Chen's expression slowly froze: "So, you really have a green plum?"

"En." Gu Chi nodded, thought for a while and added: "It should be two."

Dr. Chen: "??"

Yes, and there are two?

Gu Chi: "They are twins."

Dr. Chen: "???"

Or twins? !

Gu Chi: "They look very similar. If I don't talk, it's hard for me to tell who they are..."

Dr. Chen: "Shut up!"

He co-authored him to lead by example to enlighten Gu Chi, after talking so much, he was actually applying paint to his face all the time?

He only dared to have one green plum in his dreams, but Gu Chi has two in real life? ?

Looking up at the picture frame on the wall again, Dr. Chen felt that the clown in the picture seemed to be smiling at him.

Gu Chi said innocently: "You asked me to say it."

Dr. Chen clutched his chest, pointed at the door and said, "You, get out! I, Chen, don't have a friend like you who can separate hostage walls!"

Gu Chi really planned to leave.

Of course, not angry.

He himself came to help Dr. Chen take a shift. Now that Dr. Chen is back, it's time for him to go home.

After working all afternoon, Gu Chi was a little sleepy.

"Don't forget you owe me a meal."

Gu Chi took off his white coat and threw it to Dr. Chen, humming a little tune, and left the office briskly.

Dr. Chen snorted, put on his clothes, caught a glimpse of the picture frame on the wall from the corner of his eye, and it became more and more unpleasant, so he simply dismantled it and threw it into the trash can with a "boom".

Tomorrow, I will change another painting and replace it with Superman in red pants!

Why Superman?

Like fantasy time, Superman also has a special meaning.

Dr. Chen is not just a doctor.

It is no coincidence that patients in the hospital dream at the same time.

It's just that there are some things that he can't tell Gu Chi.

Dr. Chen sat on the chair, and a virtual interface that only he could see appeared in front of his eyes.

[The strategy of the game "Huang Liang Wei Meng" has timed out and is about to come to reality]

[Difficulty: A (Elite)]

[Location of Arrival: Baishi Town]

【Advent Premonition: Lethargy, easy dreams】

[Countdown to Advent: 02:38:54]

[Note: When the game officially descends, the lives in the descending area will automatically enter the game in a sleep state, please clear them as soon as possible. 】

...

New book is here!

Due to various reasons that cannot be explained in detail, the original book release time was delayed, and it has been delayed until now. Xiaomengxin apologizes here, Orz, please be gentle, grandparents.

Cross out the above, and the following is the key point——

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