You don't understand the happiness of the director
Chapter 38 Mainland Comedy Brother
Because the time flow rate between the film and television library and reality is ten to one, when Wang Quan uses the film and television library, he will feel that his body movements become very slow.
In order to watch movies more comfortably, he usually sits or lies down.
Of course, he can also walk, and can even sense the movement outside. It doesn't mean that he turns into a piece of wood after activating the video library.
And when watching a movie, you don’t need your eyes, just your brain. Wang Quan closed his eyes to isolate the terrifying scene in "Room 1", turned the sound up to the maximum, and basically cut off the bone-chilling sound effects.
The only problem was how to get out. This problem was solved after Wang Quan touched a stick. He used the stick as a crutch and beat it like a blind man, looking for a way out.
In her later years, my aunt lost her eyesight and was equivalent to being semi-blind. Wang Quan often served as her crutch and knew the key to walking with crutches for some blind people.
So he used his hands and feet to find a way out, while his brain was focused on watching the movie.
He knows the male protagonist, his name is Shen Tong, a meritorious actor and director of Happy Twist Troupe. Their entrepreneurial work "I Want to Eat Twist Now I'll Screw It for You" is very exciting. Wang Quan once took a senior student who was grade 02 in Chinese drama to watch it. The laugh point is very low, and I was still laughing when I checked in the room at night.
That was in 2003. At that time, Shen Tong was still very handsome and charming on stage. Unexpectedly, he had become so, so oily in this 2015 comedy movie.
But the advantage is that the comedy ability has been doubled, far better than before. Considering that this small-budget comedy took 1.43 billion in box office in 2015, ranking fifth in the year and third among domestic films, it seems that getting fatter and uglier is worth it.
This is Shen Tong's first starring movie, and he has become famous in one battle. Anyway, Wang Quan has seen his personal box office rankings as of 2025. This guy can rank second in the mainland. Is this the number one comedy in the mainland?
Also, he is actually the number one in the personal box office!
Back to the movie itself, in addition to being extremely funny, Wang Quan feels that this movie inspired him a lot.
That is, I can’t be Charlotte, I can’t lose my aura and become mediocre by 2025. I must have my own thing and gradually get rid of copying!
He also didn't want so many Jay Chou to live in his shadow, but this was only for Chinese people.
Not only should I not touch the works of outstanding Chinese directors in later generations, but I should also try my best to help them better complete their masterpieces. After all, there are not many excellent directors in the first place.
The Chinese film industry is in great need of excellent directors who can tell good stories. Those people are the ignition for Chinese films to achieve glory!
When he thought of this, Wang Quan suddenly felt that he was carrying a heavy mission.
Sure enough, with great power comes great responsibility. Spider-Man will never deceive me.
Perhaps it was the heavy burden of thought on his shoulders that made him stagger. As he walked, Wang Quan tripped over something.
He poked it with the big stick in his hand. Hey, it seemed to be a person.
Hey, I get it, it must be the NPC lying on the ground, ready to scare me when I take action.
Along the way, he has encountered several NPCs who wanted to scare him, and some even forced him to open his eyes, but it didn't matter. Now he only saw the virtual screen in front of him and what he heard in his ears. It’s all about “a cold plum standing proudly in the snow, just for the fragrance of my beloved”~
Not only was he not afraid, but he wanted to laugh.
Seeing that his stick did not cause any reaction from the other party, Wang Quan was ready to let these NPCs see his "guts".
I saw him squatting down, watching a movie, and touching the NPC.
The first thing she touched should be her waist. She had no reaction, but Wang Quan touched the flesh on her waist. There was no doubt that it was a real person, but it was still a woman, not a model or an inflatable doll.
Touching further down, the denim shorts are all covered with legs.
Forgive Wang Quan for taking a long time to touch. The key is that his legs are long and it took a long time to touch his ankles.
Suddenly, Wang Quan thought of the long-legged foreign girl who was chased by Mr. Jigsaw when he came in. The size of her legs looked very much like hers!
Although this may be a trap designed by the horror house, it may be that her upper body has been treated with special effects makeup to be very scary.
But if she is a player, if she really faints or even goes into shock due to fright, the consequences will be disastrous!
Thinking of this, Wang Quan immediately closed the video library, lowered his head and saw the girl in front of him. It was indeed her!
At the same time, Wang Quan was also trapped in a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood. He looked around and thought, damn, is this a mass grave?
Look at the stick in his hand again. Isn’t this a human leg bone with a thigh connected to a calf?
He couldn't care less. As soon as the stick was thrown, Wang Quan hugged the long-legged girl and ran away.
When watching a 100-minute movie, only ten minutes passed in reality. Plus walking slowly, he only walked one-fifth of the distance to this horror house.
The road ahead was still long. In order to save people, Wang Quan chose to return the same way. Then he saw more and more horrible characters that could even be called disgusting. Bloodthorn Hula seemed like a strange species, and they all came from the darkness. Appearing suddenly, it can make people feel dizzy visually.
It was really scary, but fortunately Wang Quan was so focused on saving people that he didn't have time to think too much. In order to choose a suitable work, he had watched almost all the scarier horror movies in the future, and his tolerance for scary scenes was far beyond normal. People.
Soon, the royal power came out from nowhere.
Hussein was very proud, "Although he didn't scream, he didn't pass the level either, so he lost!"
Dorothy, "Winning or losing, whether he is holding a woman or not, he must have brought your employees out, right?"
Hussein, "That's not my employee. Where did she appear? Is she unconscious? Do I need to call an ambulance?"
"Sorry, she is with us. We don't need an ambulance. Ambulances in the United States are too expensive!" Two girls over 1.6 meters tall ran over and interrupted the call for an ambulance in horror.
They supported the long-legged girl and poured some water. Soon the long-legged girl showed signs of waking up. At the same time, Wang Quan and others learned from the two people that they were both foreign tourists. The three of them made a bet after walking around under the chainsaw and escaping unharmed.
As long as the long-legged girl dares to enter Room 1 and successfully walks out, the subsequent travel expenses will be shared between the two of them.
Just as he was talking, the long-legged girl woke up, but she couldn't help but shudder when she saw Wang Quan, obviously frightened.
Wang Quan was speechless, "Am I so terrible?"
The long-legged girl avoided Wang Quan's gaze and lowered her head, "You are so scary in the haunted house, but you are still smiling, and walking very strangely, like slow motion, or like a machine puppet, and holding a bone in your hand and waving it around. You tell me whether you are scary or not. NPCs will take a detour when they see you, but I just fainted from being scared by you~"
Dorothy touched Wang Quan and said, "To express your apology, shouldn't you treat me to a meal?"
How could Wang Quan be in that mood? He glanced at Hussein and said, "Then how do we calculate our bet? How about we do it again?"
Hussein waved his hand, "You have been in there for ten minutes. Although you have been laughing, you really didn't scream. I respect you as a warrior. You win."
"Haha, Mr. Greenberg is open!"
"Just call me by my name, no need to be so polite."
After taking care of Boss Hussein, Wang Quan was in a good mood and looked at the long-legged girl again, "Then I'll treat you to a meal as compensation for scaring you. I don't know your name yet, oh, my name is King David. "
"Gadot, Gal Gadot~"
(ps: Let me inform you again, don’t wait for the update at 0 o’clock tomorrow, it will be updated at 8 o’clock in the future!)
(PS: I recommend a friend’s book about spinning mushroom puppets, "The Craziest Little Entertainer in History". The writing style is light and funny. It is also on the list. It should have multiple female protagonists. If you are interested, you can support it.)
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