You Might Die If I Get One Treatment

Just when Lin Ye was thinking about how to better show his strength, Su Mumu came quietly behind him, then gently leaned into Lin Ye's ear, and suddenly called out "meow".

Lin Ye: "..."

"Mu Mu."

"Don't be scary."

"I found you when you just walked in the door."

Su Mumu sat down beside him a little unhappily:

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"It's boring!"

"Can't you cooperate with me once in a while?"

Lin Ye ignored her little complaint:

"How about it?"

"Have you risen to the ninth level?"

"When can I be upgraded to level ten?"

"When we reach level 10, we will start to form a team, practice tacit understanding and cooperation, and test the combat effectiveness of your bionic teardrop..."

Hearing this, Su Mumu took out two bubble gums from her jacket pocket, peeled off the rabbit packaging, stuffed one of them into her mouth, and then hand-feed the other into Lin Ye's mouth.

"It must be level nine!"

"It is estimated that you should be able to reach level ten tomorrow morning!"

"How to say?"

"Are you going to take me down the book tomorrow?"

"I've been curious about your true strength as a battle priest for a long time!"

"乁(˙ω˙乁

Lin Ye was taken aback:

"Um?"

"Tomorrow morning? What do you mean? You're going to spend the night to brush your grades?"

Su Mumu shook her head and said:

"of course not."

"Staying up late will cause wrinkles."

"I'm going to let Xiao Mumu go to the book overnight for me."

Lin Ye: "???"

What is it?

Su Mumu smiled mischievously:

"hey-hey."

"This is something I just discovered today."

"Xiao Mumu can enter the dungeon of the secret realm alone, and then the system will determine that I have also entered the dungeon of the secret realm."

"After she gets through the dungeon of the secret realm, I will be able to directly get the treasure chest reward after the customs clearance, and I will no longer have to go to the dungeon of the secret realm to suffer in person."

Lin Ye: "??????"

no!

What the **** is this?

Can bionic teardrops be pulled out for free stocking?

There is no warranty period?

He asked in shock:

"Fuck!"

"Is there no distance limit between Xiao Mumu and you?"

"Is there no time limit?"

Su Mumu chewed the bubble gum in her mouth, blew a big bubble, exploded with a bang, and then said leisurely:

"No."

"I won't take her back now."

"Washing clothes, cooking, cleaning, making tea, buying milk tea, picking up couriers... I let her do it all."

"It's not too comfortable."

""?(???????

Lin Ye: "??????????"

Good guy!

I am directly a good guy!

Can be stocked, there is no time limit, no distance limit, everything can be done, everything can be learned, and even the dungeon of the secret realm can be downloaded by yourself...

Oh my God!

Isn't this bionic teardrop a quasi-god-level talent?

It's even more mythical than mythical!

Woohoo!

I'm sorry, eldest brother, it's my fault, it's my shortsightedness, I don't know your brilliance, and you actually say that you're just a quasi-god-level talent!

Please forgive me for my rudeness!

Take me with you in the future!

……

After a moment of silence, Lin Ye also blew a big bubble with bubble gum, which exploded with a snap, and the pink sugar instantly covered his lips.

Then he asked:

"so?"

"Xiao Mumu is now playing the Mystery Realm dungeon for you?"

"You're bragging with me here?"

Su Mumu nodded:

"Huh!"

"She is in the secret realm of 'The Nightmare of Loch Ness'."

"Looking at the system prompt, the final boss has entered a state of serious injury. It should be over soon, right?"

Lin Ye was dumbfounded again:

"I'll wipe!"

"Can you still see the system prompt in the dungeon?"

"Can you even see the status of the boss in the secret realm?"

Su Mumu looked at him strangely:

"Um?"

"Is this strange?"

"If I can't see the system prompt, how do I know the specific progress of Xiao Mumu?"

Lin Ye quickly denied:

"No no no!"

"It's not surprising at all!"

"What you said is very reasonable!"

"It really should let you get the system prompts that are only available in the dungeon of the secret realm in reality!"

It's over...

I already had a hunch...

A disabled professional is about to be born...

Su Mumu stared at him suspiciously:

“(﹁﹁)~→”

"Why do these few words sound like you agree with me, but I feel that you are actually mocking me secretly?"

"understood!"

"It's jealousy!"

"You envy me for having a versatile partner like Xiao Mumu!"

"You don't have it yourself!"

"Hey hey~"

"It turns out that the university tyrant also had such a down day?"

??ω??

Lin Ye said a little embarrassedly:

"Cough, let's see without saying anything, we can still be friends..."

Are you jealous of her?

Nonsense!

With the help of such an almighty and invincible eldest brother, I can play two dungeons at the same time, and I can also enjoy double the reversal of the world. I can deal more than 10,000 real damage in one go. Wouldn't it take off in an instant?

How could this not be heartwarming?

It's almost heart-wrenching!

Woohoo!

Ming people do not speak secretly!

Can you also give me a mythical equipment similar to bionic teardrops?

I don't want to work hard!

It's a ball!

……

At the same time, Su Mumu looked into Lin Ye's eyes while chewing the pink bubble gum in her mouth, and asked vaguely:

"No, Lin Ye, you haven't answered the question I asked you just now?"

"Will you take me to download the copy tomorrow?"

"Or do you want to wait?"

Lin Ye raised his right hand:

"bring!"

"Take it tomorrow!"

"But there's one more thing I want to know!"

Su Mumu looked curious:

"what?"

Lin Ye pointed to his chest:

"Isn't your little Mumu limited by the fatigue value? Can he play Unlimited Realm dungeons? Open a new era of 007?"

Su Mumu rolled her eyes:

??_?

"Definitely not!"

"If she has a fatigue limit, how can I let her go to the dungeon overnight tonight?"

"Are you dumb?"

"You don't understand such a simple truth?"

Lin Ye: "..."

I wipe?

I was actually taught a lesson by Su Mumu in terms of theoretical knowledge today?

Evil!

It's so evil!

It must be the invincible bionic big brother who has influenced my mentality!

woo woo woo...

It seems that this wave is really sour...

big brother...

I really want a big brother...

After thinking about it~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Lin Ye shook his head, discarded the messy thoughts in his mind, and became serious again.

"That what!"

"Let's leave the matter of Xiao Mumu alone for now!"

"Let's study how to play tomorrow's team dungeon, shall we?"

Seeing Lin Ye's sudden seriousness, Su Mumu also straightened her seat obediently and looked at him seriously:

"Mmmmmmm."

"Tell me, I'll listen, I'll lie down... Oh no, I'll study hard!"

??????)??"

Lin Ye picked up the phone, opened the memo, and found out the team plan he wrote, and put it in front of Su Mumu:

"look here."

"I need to know the full effect of the skills and equipment you have now."

"Tell me about the four-dimensional attributes too."

"and also."

"If you want me to help you maximize your benefits, please tell me your current height, weight, measurements, cup size, lunar cycle and other detailed physical data."

"That way I can help you calculate the formula."

"If you don't want to or find it troublesome."

"Then continue to add points according to the lazy version of the wizard I gave you before."

"Although the price/performance ratio is not the highest."

"But it's very worry-free."

"Anyway, depending on your operation and level, even if you can deduct a higher periodic attribute correction rate, you will not be able to use their advantages. It is better to be simple and rude..."