You Plan To Kill Me With Meng?

In view of the fact that as long as Qiao Qixi met the killer whale along the way, he started beeping his broadcast, over and over again, so that other killer whales were also familiar with this broadcast, and they would talk about it.

One morning, I ran into a group of killer whales again on the road. Before Qiao Qixi could ask, the other companions started to broadcast the news from afar.

Qiao Qixi

ok, my baby is very pleased that you go on

But they would only say that they would not listen to the other's response, and Alexander still had to do this.

After receiving a response from over there, Balala ran back excitedly and asked "What did he say, Alexander tell me what he said?"

Kerry also pricked his ears, and his heart was pounding now. Actually, he didn't want to find the Herbie family so quickly, but he didn't dare to say, because Alexander would definitely beat him.

Although he didn't know where he was wrong, Kerry was right.

"They said they have never heard of anyone missing a child. Well, look at the eye spots. They are not the same kind. They are the same kind of killer whales as Odis." Herbie's type is very secret and rare. I don't know how humans found it in the first place.

"Do you like Odis, do you know Odis?" The head of the group, like a steady old man, said earnestly, "Since you are back in the Atlantic Ocean, do you want to go home and take a look?"

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The leader dared to say this, the other killer whales didn't dare to say anything, they didn't have the guts to worry about Odis's nostalgia, aha, let's talk about Little Herbie.

"No." Odis was quite puzzled, why should he go home to see

He didn't think it was necessary, because he didn't get along with relatives for a long time, and he didn't establish an intimate relationship.

This time is different from the lion encounter. In the previous life, Odis and the lion brothers really established a relationship, but after becoming the family of the killer whale, it will be no part.

"It depends on the situation. If you encounter it, you can say hello, or you can have a meal together." Qiao Qixi said, seemingly want to open it, anyway, such an encounter is generally good.

"Okay." Odis immediately changed his tone, very obedient.

酷哥团e

Odis, you can't.

Qiao Qixi also likes to talk to Herbie Chicken and Duck and coax each other to sleep on nights that are not on a date.

But talking to himself is embarrassing. In order not to make himself so embarrassed, Qiao Qixi decided to say something with content, such as a funny story.

These are ready-made

With a slight change in the language of the killer whale, a short story can beep all night.

Elementary school students are familiar with the tortoise and the hare race, this story is very suitable for children to listen to.

"We know the tortoise, what is a hare?" The big friend next to me always interrupted.

"You haven't seen it. It's a land animal. It eats grass." Odis had seen rabbits, and he often caught Alexander to play with. When he was tired of playing, he would eat it. He recalled, "The taste is not bad."

"No, Otis, you haven't been to land, how would you know rabbits" and have eaten it, **** it, everyone feels unhappy.

Odis didn't bother to explain, anyway, he had eaten and played, and he was not convinced.

Qiao Qixi "Don't be noisy, can you listen to me?" He forbids any killer whales to interrupt, and listen to the story.

Herbie was the most obedient, only looking at them with his eyes open.

The killer whales in the race know that they are faster than anyone else, they also race frequently.

Qiao Qixi "The rabbit thinks he can easily run past the tortoise. He is sure of the victory in this game and doesn't take it seriously."

"In the end, the tortoise won the game and the rabbit lost. The rabbit is very unwilling. This story tells us that we should never despise our opponents."

"Little cute, the land tortoise crawls very slowly, it is impossible to beat the rabbit." Odis grabbed the prairie rabbit. He knows how fast this thing runs.

He has also seen tortoises on land, which is really slow.

"I said it all, because the rabbit despised his opponent, he was so arrogant that he lost the game." Qiao Qixi said.

"The rabbit does not have this IQ, he will not despise his opponent, he will run away with the slightest disturbance." Odis is pragmatic.

"Huh, I won’t tell you." Qiao Qixi didn’t want to be true to Odis. This is an anthropomorphic fable. "Let’s tell the next story. The new story is The Little Mermaid. In order to prevent you from arguing with me, I must tell Make it clear, this is a fictional story, there are no mermaids in the ocean."

In the gentle voice of Alexander, Herbie fell asleep slowly. However, the six killer whales next to him were very good at it.

One by one raised his ears and listened with gusto, and this story that happened in the ocean also inspired some of their thinking.

The little mermaid is summed up as the story of the princess and the scumbag. Normal people will feel worthless and angry for the little mermaid if they listen to it.

The killer whales thought of all kinds of problems that humans would not think of.

Be fascinated by Barara, "Is the Little Mermaid a clam shell?" Only clam shells produce pearls.

Qiao Qixi "It's not that I said it is a fiction, a fiction."

Kerry "Fish is human food, it turns out that humans will date their own food."

Qiao Qixi did not, did not.

They are pure Plato's love, you haven’t reached that point, don’t think about dating, okay?

And, after listening to this tragic story, shouldn’t there be a lot of embarrassment?

Sigh, why do you want to sigh

The killer whales didn't sigh. After all, Alexander had said that this is a fictional story, and that is false.

Heartbroken, friends who really feel like watching novels and dramas, you haven’t seen a group of killer whales thoroughly.

Head "Alexander, do you have any other stories?"

Alexander wanted to say, but when he looked up at the moon, the night was already very deep.

"Aren't you sleepy? Go to bed, or you will have dark circles tomorrow." Hey, he's sleepy anyway and doesn't want to tell any more stories.

"Dark circles" The killer whales have their companions in their minds. Whose eyes are not black?

Qiao Qixi didn't care about them, he closed his eyes and pretended to be dead. If they noisy again, Odis would solve it.

After telling the story that night, the killer whales fell in love with listening to Alexander's story. They listened to them before going to bed and when they were roaming on the road.

Anyway, I want to hear stories as long as I'm free.

As for Qiao Qixi, he also wants to use these stories to improve the vocabulary and imagination of the killer whales, so that the communication will be smoother.

That's a good thing.

However, the story should not be talked indiscriminately. A phased plan needs to be made. He intends to start with some simple stories, starting from the elementary, and telling something suitable for elementary school students, intermediate, junior high school, senior, and high school students.

At the highest level, college student Alexander felt that it is impossible for killer whales to reach the level of comprehension of college students, so this part can be crossed out.

When Alexander himself was a primary school student, the amount of reading was still quite large, and there were a lot of stories stored in his head, but these stories have a common feature that they are very short, and they are finished in two or three strokes.

Orcas who are new to story content, they are like readers who are new to online novels. They are not very picky about the content of the story, but the amount of updates must be large.

No, just finished telling a story about Little Red Riding Hood and Big Bad Wolf, and the cool brother group "Come on again, Alexander."

Qiao Qixi "Don't worry, let's summarize what this story teaches us."

Storytelling is not for entertainment, it must be for learning.

Kerry pondered for a moment and said, "Are humans delicious?"

"It's not delicious, forget it, skip this one." Qiao Qixi cried qaq, and regretted telling this story, so he had to use a new story to wash off the impression of the previous story. "Let's talk about the story of the ugly duckling below. "

The ugly duckling, the crow drinking water, the farmer and the snake talked about one by one, and Alexander asked, "Do you remember Little Red Riding Hood and Big Bad Wolf?"

abcde "remember"

"Um" Alexander took a deep breath, hey, if the children who go to school have as good memories as you, would teachers and parents still worry about it?

Huh, huh.

It took a month to finish telling the stories in elementary school, and Herbie's vocabulary has improved a bit, and maybe she might understand a little simple vocabulary.

Eat, sleep, sigh

Also Kerry, this is definitely Kerry instilling knowledge behind everyone, Herbie.

Qiao Qixi was not sour at all, because he also secretly instilled Herbie's name behind everyone's back, but his name was pronounced so long that Stupid Herbie couldn't remember.

This really can't be blamed, it's the baby who doesn't fight.

Herbie said Kerry's name for the first time. Kerry was so happy that he wanted to go crazy. He circled everyone a lot.

Seeing him, Qiao Qixi couldn't help but think of some cute human beings. When happy things happened, he went downstairs and ran three laps like this.

Herbie is also very happy, he chases behind Kerry's ass, ah ah ah

Two naive ghosts, Alexander thought, I don't want to join in and play together.

after awhile.

Forget it, I feel like I'm still a baby, Qiao Qixi, and join this madness too ah ah ah

Eddie glanced sideways, "What are you doing?"

It looks so funny, Eddie will join in too ah ah ah ah

The last scream was a bit stern, because the hateful Odis squeezed him away and replaced him with chasing after Alexander. Of course he was not stupid, he just couldn't bear Eddie pushing his cutie.

Joe Qixi ""

He remembered that when he was a student, there were only a few people running at first, and then more and more people joined, and the scene became vast and mighty.

Scientists, the data points captured today are abnormal. Look at it. Eight killer whales form a circle and keep spinning around. What are they doing?

Researchers will never know, they are just celebrating the little killer whale has learned to call a companion's name, nothing more.

Although the storytelling trick is useless to Herbie and cannot improve any language skills, it is of great use to fellow learners, with vocabulary and imagination uu.

Before entering junior high school, Alexander was going to take a small promotion exam. It was very simple. Just ask a few questions.

Ask from big to small, and the head of the group will come first.

"Ellio, if you were an ugly killer whale and were laughed at by everyone, what would you do?"

The commander did not hesitate to "beat them."

Teacher Qiao commented that this student has good imagination and comprehension ability, and he will bring himself into the situation.

Conclusion The behavior is very killer whale, normal IQ.

"Balala, if you can't hunt by yourself one day, what will you do to fill your stomach"

Balala hit the nearest Kerry "grabbing Kerry's food to eat"

Teacher Qiao commented that you won’t be able to hunt anymore in this birth, and you can still grab things.

Conclusion Low intelligence.

"Kerry, if you were Little Red Riding Hood, would you pretend to be a poor wolf and open the door"

Kerry triumphantly "I will eat the big bad wolf." How could it be possible that the big bad wolf came to eat him?

Teacher Qiao commented that the student lacks imagination, has excessive self-awareness, and likes to be self-centered.

Summarize the level of intelligence is average, more conceited.

"Daya, if you are a shark, how do you think you can escape effectively when facing a killer whale hunting?"

Daya’s problem is more in-depth, because Alexander has always known that Daya’s intelligence is very advanced, and he is one of Xiaoshengchu’s most hopeful killer whales.

"It's impossible." Before Daya could answer, Barara and Kerry couldn't wait to interrupt. "The sharks can't escape the hunting of the killer whale. They run slowly and stupid."

"Yes, it's impossible, even Eddie knows it" Eddie is very clear about his position.

Alexander "Don't interrupt"

Daya Wangtian, these idiots, "Alexander is not asking you"

"Balara, Kerry, Eddie, shut up." Odis ordered.

Then the scene calmed down

Daya answered Alexander’s question, "Sharks are stupid. When hunted by killer whales, they will only run rampant. If I were a shark, I would also become stupid, so I can’t escape."

The other killer whales skipped the previous paragraph and directly praised the last sentence "Yes, I can't escape."

"Okay Daya."

Teacher Qiao commented that this student has excellent intelligence and unlimited potential, which is not bad, and there should be applause here.

"Eddie forget it, you don't need to test." Qiao Qixi directly used the performance he observed just now, he scored the intelligence of the student, it is hard to say, it is a wall of grass, where the wind blows.

Eddie "why"

Sigh

Qiao Qixi ignored Eddie who expressed his dissatisfaction and directly asked the last student "Odis, if you were a snake, would you kill your savior?"

"Yes." Otis answered without blinking.

"Why?" Qiao Qixi was quite surprised, really, he thought Odis would say no.

why

"He is not my kind, he is stronger than me, and I don't trust him." Odis replied.

Teacher Qiao solemnly said, "Is there anything else to add, classmate?" He gave Otis a chance. If only this sentence, the score would not be higher than Daya.

Do you want to say

Okay, Otis said, "You taught us how ferocious snakes are. When I become a poisonous snake, it's normal to kill the farmer." He replied with great effort, so satisfied.

In fact, this point of view is similar to Daya's answer. Qiao Qixi shook his head and sighed. It seems that Odis can at best be equal to Daya.

But after a moment of silence, Otis said again, "I also hope that when I become the next animal, I will still have a high IQ, but we can't decide this, cute, your question itself is a bit silly."

Because there is no if.

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