You said you would ascend to the immortal world, why did you end up in a mental hospital?
Chapter 13 Let's talk about our own things. You call me Senior Brother and I call you Brother.
Chapter 13 Let's talk about our own things. You call me Senior Brother, and I call you Brother
Zhang Feihong's face was numb for two seconds before he felt the pain.
Seeing him stunned, Li Shouling waved at him.
The village chief next to him saw that he was still lying on the ground in a daze, and hit him with his cane.
"Go over there, Feihong!"
Zhang Feihong shuddered and walked over with his face covered.
Perhaps he usually disliked many villagers.
At this moment, Zhang Feihong, who was covering her face and looked like a young wife, made many villagers laugh.
Li Shouling asked again.
"How is it? Is it loud?"
He murmured and dared not answer.
The immortal power swirls around for two weeks!
Bang!
Li Shouling slapped him with his backhand again.
This made Zhang Feihong's ears buzz and stars flashed in front of his eyes.
Without asking him again, Li Shouling turned to the villagers.
"Do you think a slap makes a sound?"
"Yes!"
"Yes!"
"Very loud!"
The voices echoed one after another.
Yaya's face flushed.
She had never been able to vent her anger like this since she was a child.
Looking at Zhang Yu Niang again, she was already scared.
Although she wanted to help Zhang Feihong up, she didn't dare to go over in this situation.
After dealing with Zhang Feihong who didn't speak human language, Li Shouling asked Yaya.
"Do you remember how many times she hit you?"
Yaya thought about it carefully, and then said uncertainly: "It seems to be three times?"
Hearing this, the owner of the candy shop two tables away immediately started to make a fuss.
"Impossible! I saw more than three times!"
Thinking that he had lost so much money, it was probably because Zhang Yu Niang made the immortal unhappy, and he would never let go of the opportunity to trick her.
Immediately afterwards, other people started to make a fuss.
"I saw it six or seven times, all on the buttocks!"
"I also saw it seven or eight times, with a shovel!"
"Yes, yes, I saw it more than ten times, with a big iron pot!"
The more the noise was made, the more outrageous it became.
Zhang Yu Niang was also getting more and more scared the more she listened, fearing that the immortal would believe their lies.
Looking at the excited crowd, Li Shouling was very surprised. They were so excited, weren't they afraid that they would be the next one?
But now the focus is not on them.
"Since there are so many different opinions, I still believe Yaya."
Zhang Yu Niang was relieved when she heard it.
But when she saw the immortal pulling out the plate, her heart was tightened again.
"You hit Yaya three times in public, so I will hit you three times in public, isn't it fair?"
The old village chief was watching the excitement and didn't mind the big deal. He stroked his beard and responded: "As expected of an immortal, it's extremely fair!"
Seeing that the village chief said so, Zhang Yu Niang had to show a smile that would not be as ugly as this even if her mother died.
"Fair... fair."
The moment the words fell, a loud noise spread throughout the ancestral temple.
Zhang Yu Niang let out a sharp and strange cry, jumped up high, and then fell to the ground.
She had a feeling that if she hit him three times with this force, she might be dead.
So she instinctively got up and wanted to run.
But as soon as she lifted her legs, she found that she couldn't run.
She felt as if her shoulders were clamped tightly by iron clamps, unable to move at all.
Li Shouling immediately knew that it was herbal medicine.
Resisting the urge to smile, he handed another plate to her.
This time there was no strange cry.
Because her eyes rolled back and she fainted from the pain.
She felt that the person in her hand had lost strength, and she pinched him slightly.
The pain in her shoulder immediately woke Zhang Yu Niang up.
The next moment was the third hit.
For the last hit, Li Shouling circulated his first force to three cycles in one breath.
The force three times that of an ordinary person directly broke the plate.
Zhang Yu Niang fainted again.
After dealing with Zhang Yu Niang, Li Shouling looked at the man who had slapped Yaya to the ground.
"You, you slapped Yaya with your right hand just now, right?"
Li Shouling raised his right hand.
"Then I'll slap you with my right hand too."
The iron claws reflecting the cold light instantly made the man's drunkenness completely dissipate.
That was the claw of an immortal!
Who knows if he would be slapped in two with one slap?
There were rumors in the next village.
It rained heavily before, and the mountain landslide.
The village was about to be flooded, but the immortals of Caiyun Cave moved the mountain away directly.
Such a great power to hit him...
The man didn't even dare to think about it.
He immediately ran to Yaya.
"I'm sorry, Yaya, uncle kowtows to you to apologize!"
The sound of bangs continued.
As if he was afraid that this was not enough, he took out more than twenty copper coins from his pocket.
"Uncle only has these copper coins. I just stained your roast chicken. You should buy a new one."
"Please, Yaya, please let uncle go, okay?"
He begged for mercy while kowtowed to Yaya.
He was a smart man.
When he sobered up, he realized that begging for mercy from Yaya was more effective than asking for mercy from an immortal.
Thinking that although it was embarrassing just now, it didn't hurt much, Yaya softened her heart again.
Especially when she saw that he gave all the copper coins on his body to her, and her forehead was bleeding.
So she looked at her brother.
"Yaya is not angry with him anymore, so let's leave it at that."
Li Shouling nodded and said to him: "Yaya said so, get up and go back to your seat."
Hearing this, he immediately expressed his gratitude to Yaya, got up and walked back.
But he had just taken two steps when he felt a huge force coming from his butt.
The whole person immediately flew out for more than one meter and lay on the ground in a dog-eating posture.
There was laughter all around.
Feeling the burning pain in his butt, the man was immediately ecstatic.
The fact that he can feel pain and stand up means that the immortal will not kill him!
Ignoring the ridicule of others, he immediately nodded and bowed his hands towards Li Shouling.
"Thank you, Immortal, for not killing me. Thank you, Immortal..."
As he spoke, he returned to his seat.
Of course, he could only stand now.
After killing the chicken to scare the monkey, no one would dare to think of bullying Yaya again.
After eating, Li Shouling gave instructions to the village chief.
"Brother Zhang Pan hasn't shown up yet, maybe it's because it's too unusual to come to the ancestral temple every day."
Village Chief Zhang was stunned.
"What the immortal means is..."
Li Shouling took a sip of juice and said, "Starting tomorrow, we won't need to work like this."
Touched Yaya's head.
"I can just eat whatever I want."
After saying that, I suddenly remembered something.
"But make these for one person and send them to my senior brother's room."
Hearing this, Sheng Yao's eyes under the gauze shone slightly with joy.
After the meal, everyone left.
Yaya also returned to her home.
On the way back to the restaurant, a voice suddenly sounded beside Li Shouling's empty body.
"Junior Brother Ziwei, how old are you this year?"
Li Shouling was used to it and was not scared.
"Almost seventeen years old, what?"
"You are indeed older than me! I am only fifteen years old~"
"Hey~" Li Shouling laughed and said, "It's quite strange to call a girl younger than yourself senior brother."
The raw medicine showed a head alone.
"Doesn't it feel weird? Then when you're not in Caiyun Cave, how about you call me sister?"
Li Shouling paused.
"Sister~" he called with a smile.
Shengyao also smiled.
"elder brother!"
She thought to herself, there is no need to envy Yaya now.
Not long after the two returned to the restaurant, there was a knock on Li Shouling's door.
It's Yaya. She left her things and money at home and came over.
"Brother, Yaya wants to tell you something."
Li Shouling thought of the way he hesitated to speak when he met her for the first time.
"Well, Yaya come in and talk."
After the two sat down, Li Shouling asked, "What's going on?"
Sadness is visible to the naked eye on Yaya's smiling face.
"It's my sister...Zhang Pandi."
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