You said you would ascend to the immortal world, why did you end up in a mental hospital?

Li Shouling's heart skipped a beat.

"Haha, stop joking, I'm a straight man."

The other party also laughed.

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"Hehehe, I'm not joking, I'm not a straight man."

He looked Li Shouling up and down with ill intentions.

"You just finished the college entrance examination, what a delicate flower~ It's worth taking good care of!"

Li Shouling got goose bumps all over his body.

In the strong chill, he threatened: "I will be discharged from the hospital soon, I advise you not to do anything illegal!"

As soon as these words came out, the bald man and the big guy laughed.

Even the man at the urinal on the far left laughed.

Li Shouling felt annoyed for some reason and roared.

"What are you laughing at?"

The big guy's smile froze, and then his face was full of wretchedness.

"Oh my, you look so cute when you're angry, I'm about to pull the flag."

"But I'll explain it to you."

"This is a madhouse, you can't leave once you enter, no exceptions!"

"A delicate little flower like you~ If no one protects you, you will be bullied."

"You should be thankful that you met me first, otherwise..."

He stretched out his hand towards Li Shouling's chin.

Li Shouling wanted to dodge, but the bald man clamped him from behind.

He was about to be molested by the pervert.

"Otherwise, what?"

The speaker was the sixth senior brother, Tianji.

The big guy shuddered, took two steps back, and waved his hands with a guilty conscience.

"Not good, not good, that... what gust of wind blew you here?"

Tianji did not answer, but approached him.

The bald man saw him coming and ran away in fear.

The big guy also wanted to run, but because he retreated to the toilet, it was not easy to run.

He could only put on a flattering smile and speak again.

"Well... I'm sorry, Taoist Ha Tianji, I didn't expect him to be your man, that..."

Tianji took a step forward and took out a fork from somewhere.

The big guy instinctively raised his hand.

The result was that, as expected, a row of holes were pierced.

But Tianji had no intention of stopping.

The fork left wounds on his body crazily, and at the same time roared and questioned him.

"What if I ask you what will happen, you are so fucking nonsense!"

Accompanied by the sound of puffing, the fork kept leaving marks on his body.

"I ask you what will happen!"

Puff!

"What if it's not!"

Puff!

"Say what!"

Puff!

"I fucked your bloody mother, you say something!"

Puff puff puff...

The strong man who had a wretched face just now was now crying and curled up on the ground.

While crying, he whispered sorry sorry I was wrong and so on.

Tianji seemed to have finally vented his anger and took a deep breath.

Then he turned around and handed the fork to Li Shouling with a warm and sunny smile on his face.

"Would you like to have some fun too?"

Li Shouling shook his head quickly.

"No, no, thank you for your kindness, and thank you for helping me."

Crazy!

They are all crazy!

They are either perverts or mentally ill!

They must go!

As soon as there is a chance, go to the doctor immediately and do tests to confirm whether the disease will relapse, whether they can be transferred to another hospital or something...

Tianji smiled.

"We are all from the same sect, you are being polite to me."

Li Shouling: "..."

Dinglingling!

A loud bell almost numbed Li Shouling's eardrums.

The bell happened to be above his head.

Tianji pulled him out for a while before explaining to him.

"Don't be afraid, this bell means it's time to eat."

Looking at his brother with blood all over his face and body, Li Shouling's mind flashed back to his violent appearance just now.

He asked Tianji with some lingering fear.

"Is it okay for you to eat like this?"

"No problem."

"Won't you be arrested?"

"No, the half-immortals of our sect are all people of status here."

"What status?"

"They call us severely mentally ill patients, and we have great privileges! Remember, we are all people of noble status, and we can do whatever we want when encountering such things!"

Li Shouling: "..."

He didn't know how many times he was speechless today.

He took a deep breath and put on a very forced smile on his face.

"Thank...thank you for your advice, senior brother..."

It seems that the matter of seeing a doctor will have to wait.

Tianji laughed heartily.

"Hahaha, we are from the same sect, why should we be polite!"

Coincidentally, at this time, Cai Nu also came.

The three of them went to eat together.

After lunch, just when he was about to go to find a doctor, Tianji asked Li Shouling to wait for him.

In confusion and curiosity, he waited for about a minute.

Then he saw Senior Brother Tianji coming with five forks and a roll of tape.

"Brother, look what I brought you!"

Li Shouling: "..."

"Brother, I brought you a magic weapon!"

Li Shouling: "..."

"Come, I'll equip you now!"

Five forks were fixed to five fingers with tape.

Li Shouling: "..."

What a mental patient!

He wanted to shout, but he didn't dare.

Thousands of words could only be combined into one thank you.

Lunch break.

Li Shouling could only think about seeing a doctor.

He was very curious about whether his illness was serious, what kind of medicine he should take, and how long it would take for him to recover.

Of course, the most important thing is whether the patient can be transferred to another hospital or discharged directly.

But just as he was about to go out, he was stopped by a girl.

"What's wrong, senior brother?" Li Shouling asked.

The girl suddenly took out two stacks of paper.

"Let's go shit together!"

Li Shouling: "..."

After holding it in for seven or eight seconds, he finally said a word in the beautiful girl's expectant eyes.

"Senior sister, please respect yourself. Men and women are not allowed to kiss each other, let alone poop together."

The girl immediately refuted him.

"As a half-immortal, I should do things informally!"

"What's more, I've seen it before from a magic weapon called TV!"

"In a place called Rome, the people there used to poop face to face and chat at the same time!"

There are so many things I want to complain about that I don’t know how to complain about.

Li Shouling reluctantly refused: "But I can't pull it out now."

"That's it~" the girl said, still pushing the toilet paper to Li Shouling.

"Then these talismans are given to you!"

"Although I don't understand what it means, this is an immortal talisman!"

She pointed to the words "Protect the [Flower] Envoy" printed on it and said.

"Junior brother, don't underestimate it, it can remove any dirt, it's very powerful!"

Li Shouling never thought in his life that one day he would...

Standing in front of a girl whose appearance perfectly impressed his aesthetics, yet he didn't want to talk to her.

Ten minutes later.

Li Shouling, who finally got rid of the girl, stood in front of a doctor's door and knocked on the door.

"Come in."

In the room was a middle-aged man wearing glasses.

He looks very calm and gives people a very reliable feeling.

Finally saw the doctor!

Hope is just around the corner!

Suddenly I saw a normal person in a place full of psychopaths and dangerous people.

This sense of peace of mind is difficult to describe in words.

The desire to talk exploded in Li Shouling's heart.

After Li Shouling sat down, he briefly talked about his situation.

After the doctor listened, he confirmed it.

"You mean, you think you got sick because of the stress of the college entrance examination?"

"Yes, otherwise I can still travel through time? That would be outrageous."

"And you still want to transfer to another hospital, right?"

"Yes, but I don't feel any signs of getting sick again. It would definitely be better if I could be discharged from the hospital."

The doctor did not answer the question of whether he could be transferred to another hospital, but changed the subject.

"You think that world is outrageous, don't you?"

"It's more than outrageous, it's simply twisted and ridiculous! But anyone who was born in the 20th century and has experienced nine-year compulsory education cannot possibly accept that hellish place!"

The doctor heard this and smiled.

"Junior brother, you are so stupid~ Master must be very happy, right?"

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