You said you would ascend to the immortal world, why did you end up in a mental hospital?
Chapter 31 The sound of gongs and drums!
This impolite remark made the faces of several people in the room change slightly.
Tianji sneered.
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"You are not given face just because one person is missing. You are quite generous."
One of the quintuplets snorted.
"Of course, even the current emperor of our Xiuxian Sect has to give face, let alone your small Caiyun Cave?"
Tianji raised his eyebrows slightly and glanced at Li Shouling's clothes.
There was a magic weapon made by the entire Yuanying Sect.
Cai Nu said with a sigh: "Are you cultivators like this usually? Aren't you afraid of offending people?"
Another cultivator heard her speak and looked at her with a wretched face.
Cai Nu noticed his gaze and glared at him unhappily.
He was not angry when he was glared at, but smiled.
"Oh, the little girl looks so pretty when she glares at people. It seems that she doesn't have to worry about offending anyone."
"After all... who would be angry with such a pretty face?"
"But after all, you don't know the rules. How about you come to my place tonight and I'll teach you a lesson?"
As soon as these words came out, Tianji immediately narrowed his eyes and looked over.
There was a faint halo spinning behind him.
Li Shouling even slammed the table and stood up.
"Then how about I teach you how to speak human language now?"
Unexpectedly, when the monk was about to get angry, his brother pressed his shoulders.
"Oh, I just found out that this young boy is so handsome. Why don't we come together tonight?"
He chuckled and said, "The little girl comes to learn, and you~ come to teach me how to speak human language?"
Huang Youtian was sweating profusely as he watched from the side, fearing that several people would fight. .
And Li Shouling felt a chill and couldn't help but swear immediately.
"You..."
Before he finished speaking, Tianji on the side suddenly snorted coldly.
The light circle behind them suddenly solidified, and a faint golden light shone.
The quintuplets felt as if a mountain was pressing down on them. The seats under them broke at the same time, and they sat on the ground.
"People have tongues to eat and talk. If you fart there again, I will pull out your tongues!"
The quintuplets were horrified.
They were lying on the ground like five dogs, and they had actually tried their best to struggle.
But no matter how they urged their cultivation, it was useless.
Even the golden elixir was silent!
After realizing the gap between the two sides, they wanted to give in.
But...
Under heavy pressure, they couldn't even speak!
Mayor Huang Youtian wanted to persuade them.
But seeing Tianji's face trying hard to suppress his murderous intent, he held back his words.
He looked at the good men and women beside him.
They had already started eating.
It was obviously useless to beg them for their affectionate attitude.
In the end, Tianji took a deep breath and relieved the pressure.
The quintuplets suddenly felt relieved and gasped for air.
Tianji snorted coldly.
"Killing you now would only be a loss of merit, so I'll spare your lives."
His cold eyes swept over their heads.
"I hope you don't seek death!"
After saying that, he sat down to eat again.
Cai Nu applauded.
"Sixth Senior Brother is great this time~ He held back and didn't kill the whole family!"
Li Shouling, who was originally a little annoyed, couldn't help but be stunned for a long time after hearing this.
He suddenly remembered the first time he ascended, when he stabbed the big guy with a fork.
From this point of view, he seems to have restrained himself...
The quintuplets on the side finally managed to move, and when they heard this, they were frightened and their legs became weak again.
What kind of person is this?
Why is he so domineering?
Held back and didn't kill the whole family is worthy of applause and praise?
They decisively admitted their defeat.
"Sorry, we don't know how to speak..."
"Sorry, we are too arrogant."
"Sorry, sorry, please forgive us..."
"We know we are wrong, hope you can calm down..."
The kind man and woman who had never participated in the incident suddenly spoke up.
The woman taunted, "Hey, Xiuxian Sect~ Jindan Stage~ Can't you be arrogant now?"
The kind man replied sarcastically, "Don't say that, they are like turtles, they are practicing head shrinking skills~"
The two of them sang in unison and laughed.
The quintuplets' actions at this time were indeed similar to those of turtles.
So they stood up quickly.
Their faces turned red and white, almost catching up with the unique skill of changing faces.
But even so, they could only endure it and dared not to attack.
They were really five turtles with shrinking heads.
The mayor wanted to say something polite, but now he couldn't say it.
After dinner, the girl took Li Shouling away from the town.
"Let's go, after eating and drinking, it's time to get familiar with the process."
Li Shouling's heart tightened.
"Is it the process of worship?"
Cai Nu hummed and walked quickly in front.
Neither of them noticed that there was someone following them at this time.
A monk with a face full of resentment...
Cai Nu pulled Li Shouling all the way to a sorghum field.
If you don't look at the big eyes that are slightly narrowed in the sky, the red sorghum swaying in the wind is actually quite beautiful.
Li Shouling turned his head, and his eyes were filled with the figure of Cai Nu.
She smiled, and the reflection in her eyes was also full of Li Shouling's face.
Neither of them noticed...
In the brocade bag in Li Shouling's collar, the rice grains stuck in the gaps between the fingers of his severed hand were gradually turning red.
With her hands behind her back, the girl asked Li Shouling: "Have you ever seen a wedding of a wealthy family?"
Because the hand-behind-the-back action made the lines clearer, Li Shouling didn't dare to look directly at it.
He turned his head and pretended to look at the sorghum.
"No, I have never seen a wedding of a wealthy family, not even one of an ordinary family."
The girl smiled slightly, took Li Shouling's hand, and asked him to turn his back to the sorghum field.
"According to the customs here, the groom should wait here first."
"Then the bride will be carried over in a sedan chair."
"Then you will toast to both parents."
"After the toast, you will bow to each other."
Li Shouling was startled.
Worship to each other? Shouldn't it be a wedding in the hall?
As the girl said, she let go of Li Shouling and made a bowing gesture.
"Come, follow me."
Li Shouling did it in a daze.
"First bow to heaven and earth!"
After saying that, he bowed.
Li Shouling also imitated her.
Then Cai Nu turned around again and faced the red sorghum like waves.
"Second bow to sorghum!"
Li Shouling was confused again.
Second bow to sorghum? Shouldn't it be to parents?
But looking at the large sorghum field in front of him...
Maybe this is also a local culture.
They are fed by sorghum, so the second bow is not to parents but to sorghum.
Li Shouling suddenly felt that maybe this is better than bowing to parents.
Thinking so, he bowed with Cai Nu's movements.
At this time, the rice grains in Li Shouling's brocade bag had begun to gradually turn deep red...
Then, Cai Nu turned towards him.
"The last is..."
"Husband and wife bow to each other!"
Hearing this, Li Shouling and her bowed together.
When he lowered his head, Li Shouling suddenly noticed that today's senior brother Cai Nu was wearing red embroidered shoes.
I have to say, it's pretty good~
Thinking so, he raised his head.
"The ceremony is over! Enter the bridal chamber!"
A deep male voice smashed into Li Shouling's ears.
He was surprised to find...
There was a woman wearing a red veil in front of him.
From her height, she was not a virgin at all!
And, there were people all around him.
The night returned to the evening, and the place changed.
This place was suddenly...
There were people talking and drums were beating!
It was really hard to handle. I promised readers to update three times, but now I really can't write the third update in this state. I'll see if I can make up for it tomorrow.
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