You said you would ascend to the immortal world, why did you end up in a mental hospital?
Chapter 46 Empty Number (Finale)
Everything is over.
Mr. Liu and the monk didn't even leave a last word.
So the few people took the reward money, and the mayor repeatedly promised to build a statue for them, and then they prepared to go back to report.
But Li Shouling didn't leave.
He wanted to go back tomorrow morning.
The girl wanted to accompany him, but was rejected.
Li Shouling found the location of the ancestral temple by feeling.
In the end, all he saw was a ruin.
And in the ruins, a broken knife lay quietly next to the scabbard full of cracks.
He picked up the broken knife and scabbard.
Li Shouling handed them to Huang Haogong's only relative.
In the middle of the night, the mayor ordered people to find a coffin and put them in it to replace the body.
At this time, the mayor should have presided over all matters, but he pushed everything to the master.
And he went into the mourning hall with Li Shouling.
There are several tablets in the mourning hall.
He said that these were his son, wife, brother, and eldest nephew.
Now, there is another Huang Haogong on it.
The mayor asked Li Shouling.
"You are an immortal, can you help me calculate whether I am a star of misfortune?"
Li Shouling glanced at him.
"You are not. If you are a star of misfortune, my master would let me kill you for merit."
He made up this story.
The mayor sighed.
"That is... because of this damn world?"
Li Shouling nodded.
The mayor asked Li Shouling again.
"Would you like to drink?"
Li Shouling instinctively wanted to say no, but nodded for some reason.
After a while, the mayor came out with a pot of wine and three wine glasses.
"This is the favorite wine of Erhuang Haozi when he was alive. Would you like to try some, immortal?"
He said as he poured a glass for Li Shouling.
Li Shouling took it and swallowed it in one gulp.
Suddenly, he felt as if a caterpillar covered with hard thorns was swallowed down his throat.
The taste was not tasted, only the spicy throat was left.
For a moment, his facial features were twisted with pain.
It took him a long time to relax his expression.
"Does Erhuang Mouse usually drink this?"
The mayor smiled, poured himself a cup, and sipped it.
He gritted his teeth, tilted his head, and let out a deep breath.
Then he replied to Li Shouling.
"Not usual, this wine is very expensive, he usually doesn't want to spend it."
"It's just that no one likes to drink this wine except him."
"We can't stand such strong and stimulating wine."
Li Shouling clicked his tongue twice.
"Erhuang Mouse has a weird taste."
The mayor chuckled.
"He can't stand it either."
"Ah?" Li Shouling frowned and asked him, "Then why does he drink it?"
The mayor laughed miserably in vain and sat down against the coffin.
"When his brother was alive, he liked to force him to drink this wine, and then he would laugh when he saw him choking."
"Later, Huang Haocheng...his brother passed away, and he drank alone."
"He said that every time he drank, he could see his brother laughing in front of him."
Li Shouling didn't say anything, he grabbed the wine pot and poured himself another glass.
This time he didn't drink it all at once, but imitated the mayor and took a small sip.
Well, it's still just as hard to drink.
He smashed the wine glass with a bang, and the wine spilled all over the floor.
The mayor was stunned.
Li Shouling pointed at the coffin and cursed.
"Damn it, you can see your brother after drinking this wine, why can't I see you after I drink it?"
"Even if you become an illusion and come out to talk to me!"
"Fuck you, I haven't even had time to treat you to a drink, and you died just like that!"
"Before, I thought you were a man with a lot of problems, but you were just a little bit loyal."
"Now it seems... Bah!"
"If you are really loyal, why don't you come back to life?"
"If you are really loyal, would you leave your newly recognized elder brother alone?"
"Fuck you... fuck you..."
Li Shouling suddenly felt a blockage in his chest and couldn't speak.
After a while, he gasped and spoke again.
"Last time, Yaya was like this, and then you were like this..."
"We have only known each other for a few days?"
"You can't even cry when you die, you know?"
"You idiot, you died in vain, you know?"
The mayor on the side suddenly interrupted.
"No, he didn't die in vain."
"You survived, you are an immortal who accumulates virtue and does good deeds, you are more useful than him when you are alive."
"What's more, he saved so many people..."
"He..."
He choked up halfway through.
Looking at the middle-aged man in tears, Li Shouling's nose was sore.
But in the end, he still couldn't cry.
The next morning, Li Shouling got on the carriage arranged by the mayor and returned to Caiyun Cave.
As soon as he saw Ren Zaishan, he saw a smile on his face.
"Boy, you did a good job~"
Li Shouling nodded expressionlessly.
"What's wrong? Unhappy?"
Li Shouling shook his head expressionlessly.
"Don't be so unhappy, you have done a great deed this time, and your master can reward you with something."
"Tell me, what do you want?"
Li Shouling thought for a while.
"Master, I want money."
Ren Zaishan waved his hand nonchalantly.
"Okay, go find some herbal medicine and get ten taels of gold!"
Li Shouling took a deep breath, his eyes like dead water reflecting the reflection of Ren Zaishan.
"I want the money from the fairy world."
Ren Zaishan was stunned for a moment, then showed a smile that seemed to be full of meaning.
"Okay, go ask your senior brother for the password. When he asks you for the password, tell him 7749."
Li Shouling wrote down the number, thanked his master, and returned to his cave to prepare for ascension.
He took a deep breath of his broken hand.
A familiar feeling of dizziness appeared.
When he woke up again, he was already in the ward.
The magical thing was that this time he didn't have the retractable dog leash-like restraint belt on his body.
There was no one in the dormitory.
He was about to go out, but suddenly came back for some reason and looked at the upper bunk.
That was the bed of the girl.
At first glance, there seemed to be nothing unusual.
Li Shouling thought for a while and lifted her pillow.
Sure enough, there was something!
There were many toilet papers under the pillow.
He picked up one and looked at it, and was stunned.
Then he picked up a few others.
The more he looked, the weirder his face became.
On these toilet papers...
There were actually erotic pictures drawn.
What's even more outrageous is that they are all his!
"No wonder she won't let me sleep on her upper bunk..."
After returning the items to their original places, Li Shouling went to find Mingji.
After reporting the number, Mingji gave him a card and said that there was 100 yuan in it, and he could pay with the card at all places where he spent money.
So he went to the place where he made a phone call again.
He took a deep breath, swiped the card, and dialed.
"Dad, answer the phone..."
As soon as he finished this sentence, a female voice came to his ears.
"Hello, the number you dialed is not available, please check it before dialing, sorry! The number..."
Li Shouling hung up the phone, a little confused.
"No, I can't remember my dad's phone number wrong, is he in arrears?"
He scratched his head and dialed his mother's phone number again.
"My mom's phone can't be..."
"Hello, the number you dialed is not available, please check it before dialing..."
Li Shouling took a breath of cold air.
"They... don't want me anymore?"
"Why do they want me?"
"Do they both want to cancel their phone numbers?"
Li Shouling snorted coldly as he felt a nameless anger rising.
"Hmph, if you don't care about me, I'll call the police!"
"I'm not yet an adult, and you've abandoned me by leaving me here!"
"When the police find you, I'll ask you guys..."
Li Shouling muttered and dialed 110.
However...
"Hello, the number you dialed is unavailable, please check before dialing..."
——End of this book——
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