You said you would make games by yourself, but how did you become the richest man by doing nothing?
#119 - Little girl, you don't have martial ethics (ask for subscription)
Following the game's prompts, Wang Fanqie quickly clicked the right mouse button to roll and dodge.
The character “ transformation” burning with raging flames, smashed into a row of clothes racks in the trendy brand store, instantly shattering those clothes into pieces of fabric.
Wang Fanqie frantically pressed the space bar again, and after a backflip, the character “ Strength/Force” barely brushed past him, directly smashing into the store's display window, shattering it into pieces.
“Ahhhhh!”
The trendy brand store was in chaos, with customers scattering in fear.
At this moment, a crosshair commonly seen in shooting games appeared in the center of the screen, with a list of candidate speech bullets appearing in the lower right corner.
「Assembling speech bullets based on your current vocabulary…」
「Loading complete. Each speech bullet can only be used once in a battle, please arrange your attack order carefully.」
At this moment, Wang Fanqie browsed the speech bullet list and immediately grinned.
These speech bullets were indeed very much in line with his usual personality and live streaming style.
He directly selected a speech bullet, aimed the crosshair at Teacher Ma, and fired it:
「I see you won't listen to reason! (I see you are offering a toast only to refuse it, and are forced to drink a forfeit!)」
Bang!
A giant cephalosporin capsule-shaped speech bullet shot towards Teacher Ma.
Teacher Ma was shocked. He wanted to dodge, but Wang Fanqie often streams shooting games, so he predicted Teacher Ma's dodging action, so the crosshair was corrected in advance, and the speech bullet directly hit Teacher Ma's head.
Teacher Ma clutched his head and cried out in pain, his persona mask directly deducted by 20%.
The barrage frantically spammed the screen:
“Holy crap? Holy crap! It's actually a third-person shooting game with RPG growth elements? It looks so damn interesting.”
“Hahaha, watching the trash talk you personally spew smash into the opponent, it's so refreshing and de-stressing!”
“And there are rolling and other action elements, it must be very interesting to play it yourself.”
“Is it really 'words become law'? Whatever lines you say become cannonballs?”
“It should be using artificial intelligence technology to instantly generate art resources based on the root of the speech bullet.”
Teacher Ma, after taking this hit, trembled with anger and pointed out:
「Young people should not be too young!」
Wang Fanqie immediately chose to retort with trash talk:
「If you're not young, can you be called young?」
The two people's speech bullets collided and canceled each other out.
The barrage was stunned: “Are you two engaging in pointless literature here?”
Teacher Ma was obviously truly enraged, he straightened his vest and began firing a barrage of trash talk:
「Little girl, you don't talk about martial ethics!」
The two large characters " martial" and " ethics" had an unusually tricky trajectory.
Wang Fanqie quickly went prone, and these two speech bullets smashed into the wall of the trendy brand store, directly smashing out large pits in the shape of the characters for martial ethics.
「Come to deceive, come to sneak attack, this 69-year-old man. Is this good? This is not good.」
Although Teacher Ma's artillery fire was fierce, he was, after all, a game streamer. Wang Fanqie quickly hid behind the fitting room for cover.
Boom! Boom!
The two characters " Steal" and " Attack" blasted most of the fitting rooms in the store into dust.
「You say you were just hitting randomly. You weren't hitting randomly, it seems you have a 'bear' coming!」
The spiritual particles transformed into a giant brown bear, baring its fangs and brandishing its claws as it pounced over.
Wang Fanqie couldn't react in time this time and was directly hit by the bear's paw.
He looked at the one-third of his health bar that was deducted and was dumbfounded:
“Holy crap, bear… bear? The pun is actually being played like this?”
The barrage went crazy with laughter:
“Hahahahahaha, I can't, I can't do it anymore, my mom is watching me laugh like crazy next to me, she's so scared she's about to call the mental hospital.”
“The older ginger is still spicier, hahahahaha.”
“Keep it up, Teacher Fanqie, you can't be defeated yet, because I haven't laughed enough!”
Wang Fanqie was also angry. He had been a streamer for so many years, how could he suffer a loss in a trash-talking battle?
So, he flipped through the speech bullets, smiled slightly,
Used the mouse to drag the crosshair, and fired a combo of speech bullets:
「I originally thought that you, as an elder, coming to the store, facing young people, must have high opinions, but I didn't expect you to say such vulgar words!」
The four large characters “ vulgar words” blocked the direction behind Teacher Ma.
「You live in the Central Plains, promoting traditional kung fu, you should set an example and care for the younger generation, how can you rely on your age to act like a tyrant!」
The four large characters “ act like a tyrant because of one's age” blocked Teacher Ma's sides.
「White-haired commoner, you have lived in vain for sixty-nine years, how dare you babble here!」
The two numbers “69” smashed down from above.
“You…” Teacher Ma trembled with anger.
「Shut up! I have never seen such a shameless person!」
The four super-large characters “ Thick”, “ Face”, “ Without”, “ Shame” flew directly towards Teacher Ma's face.
Teacher Ma, with nowhere to hide, was directly hit—
“Pfft—”
He spat blood and flew backwards for more than three meters, then his armor went to zero, and he lay on the ground completely motionless.
The battle settlement interface flashed in front of Wang Fanqie:
「K.O!」
「Time Score: 67」
「Speech Bullet Score: 85」
「Action Score: 90」
「Shooting Score: 95」
「Overall Evaluation: A+」
「Calculating battle rewards…」
Congratulations, you have obtained the following trash talk entries:
A-level entry: 「Hao Zi Wei Zhi(耗子尾汁: Don't be so ungrateful)」
A-level entry: 「Bu Jiang Wu De(不讲武德: disregard martial ethics)」
B-level entry: 「Yi He Wei Gui(以和为贵: Harmony is to be prized)」
C-level entry: 「Ting Ting(婷婷: Ting Ting (a girl's name))」
The game prompts that the power and use of trash talk entries of different qualities are also different. The rarest entry in this game is SSS level.
The barrage began to spam the screen:
“Teacher Fanqie has transformed into Zhuge Liang, handsome!”
“Hahahahaha, this battle is so interesting, I'm so happy watching it.”
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“I can't do it anymore, I feel so itchy watching it, is it still too late to book tickets, I want to play on the spot!”
……
After coming out of the trendy brand store, Wang Fanqie continued the novice tutorial and experienced other urban gameplay.
The city's real estate agencies provide various properties for purchase.
Wang Fanqie used the trial currency given by the system to purchase a modern-style large flat apartment.
He can freely adjust the wallpaper, flooring, furniture, and decorations as he pleases, and he can also adjust the structure of the room.
Walking to the floor-to-ceiling windows, you can overlook the scenery of the future city, and players can also enter and exit on the flying vehicle on the balcony.
Moreover, the various household appliances in the house can really interact, such as turning on the TV, which plays real-time urban news.
Turn on the water heater and you can take a hot bath in the bathroom.
When the female character was bathing, Wang Fanqie frantically rotated the mouse, trying to bypass the curtain's obstruction and get a view of the inside of the bathroom.
“This group of LSP in Peach Blossom Spring must have made complete models, you just watch, I'll get a view…
Oh, never mind, brothers, the super administrator has warned me again.”
The barrage spammed the screen:
“Hahahahaha, the super administrator is doing it for the good of your streaming career.”
“Wow, the house's customization function is no worse than Boss Simulator, and there are more options to choose from.”
“And it's not like Boss Simulator, which is a single-player game. This game seems to have all the players on the same server. In that case, can't I be neighbors with my friends?”
“I want to invite my favorite girl to play this game together, and then buy a villa in the suburbs to be roommates.”
“And then you also get a bathroom view when she's showering, right?”
“Hahahahahaha……”
In addition to buying a house, Wang Fanqie also briefly experienced leisure activities such as buying a car, getting a haircut, and eating.
This can be called a true life simulator.
……
Just as Wang Fanqie returned to the street contentedly, suddenly—
A childish cry for help came from the street corner,
“Help, someone save me!”
A little girl ran out from the street corner. She looked only about nine years old, with a petite and slender figure, fluffy brown curly hair, and gem-like azure eyes.
The skin on her body emitted a strange white light, like a biochemical experimental subject, and her small body was covered by a large laboratory white coat.
And the most striking thing was a pair of electronic shackles on her wrist.
The little girl's pitiful appearance aroused everyone's protective instincts.
The people in the live broadcast room speculated about her identity: “Is the main storyline coming?”
Wang Fanqie strode forward and protected the little girl behind him.
Select the dialogue option: “Don't be afraid, sister will protect you.“
The flying shuttle emitted a low hum, and two people in combat uniforms gradually approached.
They were wearing black high-necked uniforms with the Shenyi Company LOGO printed on them, they should be Shenyi's special forces.
The HUD heads-up display on the combat helmet was constantly flashing various radar information, and a pair of cold eyes appeared from behind the mask.
The flying shuttles they were riding on had a black streamlined shape, resembling motorcycles, but without wheels.
“Citizen, hand her over!”
One of the special forces soldiers shouted coldly.
Wang Fanqie resolutely stood in front of her, and the character said the line:
“What crime did such a small child commit that would cause you gentlemen to make such a big fuss?”
The other party snorted coldly: “Little girl, stop being glib, this is Shenyi Company's secret, you have no right to know.”
Another special forces soldier echoed:
“This little girl is personally ordered to be captured by Shenyi Company's Chairman 「Liu Xia Wushilang」, I advise you not to meddle in other people's business.”
Through the nameplate worn around the little girl's neck, Wang Fanqie and the audience saw her name clearly—
Marilyn Mengyuan(玛丽莲·梦圆: Marilyn Mengyuan).
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