You told me this is Naruto
Chapter 1
In the 55th year of Konoha.
On Konoha Tea Street, a group of Konoha villagers were blocking the door of a dessert shop.
They were so eager to turn into giraffes that they stretched their necks to look inside the house.
"Hiss! Is this kid so fierce?"
"What? The boss is peeing!"
"Oh my God! Someone is going to kill someone! Why haven't the guards arrived yet?"
"Is this kid a devil? Too cruel!"
Following the villagers' gaze, they saw a nine-year-old child in tattered clothes, stepping on a fat middle-aged man with a ferocious look.
The child was holding a kitchen knife on the middle-aged man's neck.
And the fat middle-aged man seemed to be almost scared out of his wits.
He was trembling all over, his face was pale, and a stream of light yellow liquid flowed between his legs.
"Woo woo woo, Brother Mo, Brother Mo, I know I was wrong, let me go, if you let me go, I will give you double the wages, no! I will give you ten times the wages, will you let me go?"
Mo Wen sneered and kept slapping his fat face with a cold knife.
He kept mocking the middle-aged man:
"Haha, damn, do you know you are wrong now? Aren't you going to arrest me and send me to the guard team? Didn't you say you wouldn't pay me a penny?"
"I tell you, even if the guard team comes, I will kill you first. Anyway, I am alone, and it doesn't matter if they catch or kill me! I will also make a profit if you accompany me to see the first generation of Hokage."
Then Mo Wen seemed to have thought of something and showed a cruel smile:
"If I don't have time to kill you, I will come to your family for tea after I get out of jail!"
The middle-aged man almost fainted when he heard such cruel words.
When the villagers at the door looked at the child again, they were also terrified. The child at this moment was like a demon in their eyes.
Suddenly the child turned around, squinted his eyes and showed them a sinister smile, and everyone was scared out of their wits.
"Hehehe, I have two advantages. First, I remember grudges very well."
"Second, I have a good memory. I can say that I can remember everything I see."
"If the guards come later, if you dare to talk nonsense. Haha, when I come out, I will visit you one by one.
"I don't think you want your wife to lose her husband and your children to lose their father!"
Just after he finished speaking, Mo Wen felt that he had said something wrong, and patted his forehead with regret.
"No, no, no! A family should be complete, so you should take your wives, children and parents with you! "
Hiss!
Oh my god!!
Is this kid a demon? How could there be such a cruel person in Konoha?
This kid is scarier than that fox demon. They really want to leave now. But seeing that the demon is squinting at them, they are afraid that if they move, they will attract more attention from the demon.
Suddenly, Mo Wen's ears moved, and he knew that the guards were almost there.
He quickly put away his cruel expression, showed a sunny smile, and said kindly to everyone:
"The guards will be here soon. You'd better pray that I'm okay! Otherwise, when I get out, I will definitely let your wife and daughter be buried with me."
"Of course, you can also report me. Oh! By the way, my parents are heroes who died in the Nine-Tails Rebellion. I heard that the Third Hokage cares a lot about the son of a hero!"
After threatening the villagers, Mo Wen quickly helped the middle-aged man on the ground and said with concern:
"Boss, why are you so careless! You fall down when you walk. Let me see if you are hurt? "
Mo Wen was stroking the middle-aged man's body while speaking, and those who didn't know would think they were father and son!
But all this was even more terrifying in the eyes of the villagers. This child was simply a demon.
How could he change so much? If you ignore what he said before, his current expression and actions are simply that of a good child.
But can the villagers ignore it?
Looking at this child, the timid villager's legs have begun to tremble.
"Get out of the way, get out of the way, why are you blocking? The guard team is doing business, get out of the way!"
A cold young man's voice sounded, and the law enforcement officers of the Uchiha Guard Team had arrived.
The villagers subconsciously made way. Several Uchiha walked into the house and saw only a child who was helping a middle-aged man sit on a stool.
The Uchiha people looked at the middle-aged man who had wet his pants and looked at his face. They knew at a glance that he was extremely frightened.
"What's wrong with you? Didn't you say that a murder happened here? ”
The middle-aged man seemed to have found a life-saving straw and was about to speak.
But Mo Wen spoke before him, flattering:
“So it’s the Uchiha masters, it’s all misunderstandings, all misunderstandings. My boss and I were at work, and he accidentally fell down and must have hurt himself. Maybe some villager heardThe boss screamed, so it was a misunderstanding!"
Mo Wen was afraid that the Uchiha people would not believe him, so he quickly added:
"The boss fell down, and many Konoha villagers saw it. If you don't believe it, you can ask the villagers."
After Mo Wen finished speaking, he showed a sunny smile to the villagers at the door.
Although the Uchiha people thought the child was strange, they still looked at the villagers at the door.
"Is what this child said true?"
The villagers hesitated for a long time. Some of them wanted to speak, but when they saw Mo Wen's warm smile, they stopped quickly.
Mo Wen looked at the silent villagers and kindly reminded them:
"Uncles, the adults are asking you questions? Don't talk nonsense because of nervousness, okay? "
When the Uchiha heard the kid talking again, they subconsciously frowned. But they didn't find anything wrong, after all, he was just a kid.
When the Uchiha's eyes moved to the villagers at the door, Mo Wen quickly put away his smile and fiercely glanced at the boss and the Konoha villagers.
Finally, one person couldn't stand Mo Wen's gaze and said tremblingly:
"My lords, I saw it, the boss fell down by himself."
One person spoke, and the others quickly responded:
"Yes, lords, I saw it too."
"Me too!"
"And me! "
Two minutes later, Mo Wen looked at the Uchiha clan members who disappeared from his sight, put away his gentle smile, glanced at everyone coldly, and did not say anything harsh.
He opened the cash register of the dessert house, took out all the money, and put it in his pocket.
When he walked out of the door, he paused, looked back at the boss, and said in a cold tone:
"Haha, my money is not so easy to swallow. Next time you want to do this kind of thing, remember to deal with it. Don't let me go like you did before!"
After Mo Wen finished speaking, he flashed and disappeared at the door.
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