Wen Hujiu mysteriously took out a piece of black cloth.
"Boy, take a good look at what this is."
The black cloth was thrown forward in Wen Hujiu's hand, and it turned out to be a long robe like his.
Baili Dongjun walked forward and saw three red words embroidered on the back of the robe - prostitution, gambling and drugs!
"Ah!" Wen Jiutian looked disgusted: "Second uncle, you poisoned yourself to death, which is ridiculous, and you gave me a name that is more vulgar than yours."
Wen Jiutian shook his head helplessly: "Sure enough, after the person who can give names in our family left, there is no decent and loud name."
"Hey, don't you call yourself a three-good student? You said you are lustful, like knives, and like wine. The three words prostitution, gambling and drugs, prostitution means sex, and don't you like gambling? You will lose every time you gamble, and then the word poison comes last, which just fits our family's Fine traditions. "Wen Jiuhu took the robe and whispered in Wen Jiutian's ear:
"Put it on, it can save your life! If you don't wear it, your uncle will definitely publicize your affair with Miss Yan and ruin your reputation. Let's see what you will do in the future?"
As he spoke, he carefully put it on Wen Jiutian, and took Baili Dongjun's hand, stepped back a few steps, looked up and down, and exclaimed: "Little Baili, did you see it? Never doubt your uncle's vision, perfect!"
Pornography, gambling, and drugs-Wen Jiutian!
Just like that, they were born.
"Cousin, uncle is right, these words perfectly show your extraordinaryness." Baili Dongjun tapped his chin and admired.
And Wen Jiutian could only frown and put it on.
"Okay, kid, from now on, there will be a legend of you and me, uncle and nephew, in the rivers and lakes, poison you, pornography, gambling, and drugs, Wen family!" Wen Hujiu praised without hesitation.
Seeing his cousin and uncle talking about the martial arts world, Baili Dongjun was moved. He scratched his head: "Uncle, before returning to Qiandong City, I have a request. If you satisfy me, I will practice martial arts and study hard."
"But..." Wen Hujiu frowned.
"Uncle, I want to go to Mingjian Villa with my cousin." Baili Dongjun stood beside Wen Jiutian.
"Okay, as long as we don't go to Tianqi City, we can go to Mingjian Villa and show you the dangers of the martial arts world." Wen Hujiu glanced at Wen Jiutian and shrugged.
Wen Hujiu was helpless about this nephew. Every time he visited his relatives, he pestered him to go to Tianqi City to drink Qiulubai, but this kid could never go to that place.
"Second uncle, since he wants to go, let's go together. I'm here." Wen Jiutian smiled.
"I'm afraid of you, but you remember, you are not allowed to use poison when you go to Mingjian Villa." Wen Hujiu frowned.
"I can't even earn some pocket money?" Wen Jiutian spread his hands, "You said I can settle scores, but I won't make rules."
Wen Hujiu was stunned: "Okay, anyway, I can't control you. As for Xiao Baili, you can't lead him into a trap."
"Okay! What are you waiting for? Let's go?" Wen Jiutian pulled Baili Dongjun's hand.
"Where are we going now?" Baili Dongjun asked curiously.
"Lead the horse!" Wen Jiutian said.
"Good boy, you've been ready for a long time." Wen Hujiu pointed at Wen Jiutian and scolded with a smile: "Do you know how to use a sword? You're asking for a sword with a licking face."
On the official road.
"Xiao Baili, did your mother teach you martial arts?" Wen Hujiu asked.
"No, but she hired a few masters for me." Baili Dongjun said with a grin.
"Who are they?"
"Wang Batian, who can set a mountain with one punch, and Luo Sancheng, who can use a northern sword." Baili Dongjun gestured.
"So what did you learn?" Wen Jiutian asked.
"Brewing wine!" Baili Dongjun was full of pride.
"Oh, by the way, there is another master, she is a woman, more beautiful than Miss Yan, her name is Su Muqing." Baili Dongjun said.
"Female?" Wen Jiutian was shocked.
"Miss Su... yes, yes... very beautiful." Wen Hujiu's eyes lit up and he showed an unspeakable smile.
He also pulled the horse rope and came to Wen Jiutian's side: "Boy, did you hear that, more beautiful than Miss Yan."
Wen Jiutian rolled his eyes and asked: "So what did you learn?"
"Yes, Sister Su taught me leg skills, I practiced for three days, but after three days, my mother asked me to leave." Baili Dongjun sighed.
"Why?" Wen Hujiu was puzzled.
"Because, since she came, my father ran to my yard every day, and as a result, he was asked to leave by my mother." Baili Dongjun was helpless.
"Bai Li Cheng Feng, this is his character..." Wen Hu Jiu sighed and looked at Wen Jiu Tian, "Does he ask you for sildenafil every year when he visits his family?"
Wen Hu Jiu racked his brains and could not imagine that his vigorous brother-in-law would actually eat...Until recently, he finally understood why his sister and brother-in-law were so good to his nephew. It turned out that this was the problem.
"So, Xiao Baili, what can you do?" Wen Hujiu sighed, "Except brewing wine."
"My father's Three Flying Swallows!" Baili Dongjun stood on the horse's back and was about to demonstrate it.
Wen Hujiu said speechlessly: "Okay, don't fly."
"Uncle, why do everyone use swords, but my cousin uses a knife, and you don't have any weapons." Baili Dongjun turned his horse's head and leaned next to Wen Hujiu.
"We in the Wen family all use poison, so it depends on what weapon you use, but your cousin's knife skills, in Beili, except for that person, I have never seen anyone better than him!" Wen Hujiu smiled.
"Who is that person?" Baili Dongjun was puzzled.
"Of course it's Mr. Li." Wen Hujiu smiled.
"Which Mr. Li?"
"Of course it's Mr. Li who is as powerful as a flying sword." Wen Hujiu looked into the distance and sighed: "Back then, five swordsmen from Nan Jue fought against Mr. Li in Tianqi, but their swords were cut off by Mr. Li with one sword. From then on, people from Nan Jue never dared to talk about swords in Beili again."
"It is said that we Beili practice swords and Nan Jue play with knives. So that's how it came about." Baili Dongjun smiled.
"Yes, as a Beili person, you don't practice swords but knives. Only Xiaojiu and Sikong Changfeng." Wen Hujiu said with a smile: "However, when I was young, I also used a sword when I was wandering around the world."
"Don't you use poison?"
"Yes, but my poison is all smeared on the sword."
"......"
After a long silence, Baili Dongjun turned his head and looked at Wen Jiutian.
"Cousin, would you put the poison on the knife?"
Wen Jiutian smiled: "I won't put it on the knife, I usually put it on the gun."
Bai Li Dongjun was puzzled: "Do you have a gun?"
Wen Jiutian chuckled: "We all have one."
Wen Hujiu rolled his eyes at Wen Jiutian: "Can you be serious, kid?"
"Well, the gun is in my heart!"
"The gun is in my heart?"
"With a woman in my heart, I will naturally be a god when I draw the gun!"
"........"
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