Your Majesty, Eunuch Lin Is Pregnant

   "Little Bun, if you didn't faint, otherwise I hit the door?" Little Pigeon shouted.

  Lin Bao was so anxious that the tips of his heart began to tremble, and there was no toilet paper around, only the ones that had been used were still in the pit.

  ——God, is it April Fool's Day?

  No, for the current plan, we still have to distract the pigeon first, otherwise if he sees through him as a woman, it will be bad!

   "That little pigeon, there is no more paper here, or you can get me some first."

  She said coarsely, listening to the sound of the little pigeon's footsteps, and then slowly letting out a sigh of relief.

  At this moment, a white hand passed through the dark curtain and stretched out towards her.

  Lin Bao was startled, his legs shrank and he almost fell into the pit without squatting, but he heard a muffled voice from the other side of the curtain: "No—"

  She followed that hand and saw that there was a sacred and great thing in that white hand-toilet paper!

   "That... Thanks."

  She embarrassed, stretched out her hand to twist up the toilet paper, and the white hand quickly retracted.

   After three times, Lin Bao lifted his pants and quickly tied the belt. Just stepping out of the hut with his forefoot, he bumped into the little pigeon holding a pile of toilet paper.

  Nima, who doesn’t walk long eyes!

  She covered her head and stepped back, but she hit something like a wall.

  Linbao is on fire, why, people do not have long eyes to walk these days!

   She opened her eyes and was about to swear, only to find that the little pigeon had fallen from the toilet paper all over the sky, and a pot of flowers had also been knocked to the ground, and it happened that the flower was just right on the little pigeon’s head.

  Could it be...this is the legendary flower planted on the cow dung?

  Well, since this guy fell worse than her, I don’t care about him.

  It’s just...who was the person blocking her just now?

  Lin Bao turned his head subconsciously, but found Xiahou Jinnian with a pale face full of complaints standing behind her.

  Well, because this guy just gave her toilet paper, I don’t know him anymore.

  She turned her head back, helped the little pigeon that was still lying on the ground, smiled helplessly, and said: "Little pigeon, can you please watch it next time you walk?"

   "Emma, ​​I fell so badly, you still say me. Hey, where did this flower come from?"

  The little pigeon patted his butt, plucked the flower from his head, and looked at it in wonder.

  Lin Bao patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Um-it is said that flowers love dung, this should be the reason why it rests on you."

  Even a three-year-old child could hear that she was calling him dung in a disguised form, and the little pigeon couldn’t hold back his breath and cursed, “Fuck you!”

   Hearing this, Lin Bao's eyes lit up and said: "No, you should say that-roll over, baby cow!"

  "……"

  Little Pigeon feels that she is really shameless to stay, and can't even scold her with vulgarity. Will she still have a place in this palace in the future?

  He was depressed, turned around and left.

  Lin Bao saw him leaving boringly, he couldn't help but wonder, and hurriedly shouted: "Hey-baby cow, don't go!"

  I haven’t picked this up yet!

  Don’t know, the little pigeon walked faster when he heard it!

  She shook her head helplessly, knelt down and picked up the toilet paper scattered on the ground.

  Xiahou Jinnian also stepped forward and squatted beside her to pick it up with her, and said enthusiastically: "I found that you are quite funny talking!"