Your Majesty, Eunuch Lin Is Pregnant
Chapter 96: Xiahou Little Goldfish, why are you here
She paused, but he took her words: "But you are afraid that I will be hit?"
Lin Bao pursed his lips, nodded, and said suspiciously: "Are you...not angry?"
——How can I say that his life is also his acquaintance and good buddy! But now that a good buddy has betrayed him, shouldn't he be extremely angry?
Looking at Lian Che with a calm expression, she blinked and continued to ask: "Aren't you friends of life and death? — If you betrayed by friends of life and death, you should be sad, right?"
As soon as 's voice fell, he only heard Lian Che say coldly: "Then do you know what life and death is?"
——Is it not easy?
Lin Bao cleared his throat and was about to answer, but he heard Lian Che say: "A life-and-death acquaintance, a life-and-death acquaintance-isn't it a corpse? Do you think I have that kind of relationship with Nianhua?"
"Puff——"
Lin Bao suddenly felt that Lian Che’s poisonous tongue skills were not so powerful, and compared with his teacher, she was just a little rookie just getting started!
Glancing at someone incomparably calm, Lin Bao said quietly: "Lian Che, can you just say okay if you get angry?"
——Why be so circumspect!
Hearing the words, Lian Che glanced at her and said lightly: "Who said I'm angry!"
"I said!" She raised her hand not afraid of death, and finally made Che a smile. She stretched out her hand and scratched the bridge of her nose, and said helplessly, "You!"
*
Listening to Lin Bao's words, Lian Che put his eyeliner beside Nianhua. After all, there is a saying that says something like this—I would rather believe it, not believe it.
Before he left for the expedition, Lian Che still handed over the affairs of the DPRK and China to Lin Xingzhou and Nianhua in order not to start the war.
As for General Feng, Lian Che gave an order to follow them on the expedition.
I wanted to go with me in my old age, but because of this imperial decree, it was not easy to refuse, so I had to stand at the door to see them off.
Looking at Nianhua’s slightly vicissitudes of face, Lin Bao retracted his head from the window, looked at Lian Che entangledly, and said, “You said-will he have any difficulties?”
Difficulty?
Lian Che squinted his eyes, suddenly remembering the results of the investigation that Gu Rufeng had told him a few days ago. When he met her eyes, he just smiled, "I want to do so much."
——Yes, why does she think so much? These were originally the business between the two big men, it's a matter of hers!
Thinking about it, Lin Bao smiled, and ate a snack on the soft collapse behind the carriage, while Lian Che continued to study the topographical map of the border.
I was eating happily, but Lin Bao somehow felt sick.
——Could it be that this snack has deteriorated?
She frowned, looking at the snacks in her hand, a little puzzled, but she hadn't had a problem eating these snacks before! Could it be that... she has eaten too much these days?
Lin Bao was agitated suddenly, and quickly put down the snack in his hand.
——Emma, it seems that she has to control her diet in the future.
It’s just that, it’s strange to say that since she was on the road, her right eyelid always jumped, which seemed to indicate something.
After rushing the road for a day, everyone was overwhelmed. Taking into account the people, Lian Che had to stop the army from resting on the side of the road.
Broken Lin Bao sneaked out of the carriage while Lian Che didn't pay attention, and mixed into the army wearing a men's suit.
——God, what a real little captain looks like!
Lin Bao was moving through the crowd excitedly, but didn't want to be violently grabbed by the wrist, covered her mouth, and dragged her behind a thick tree.
She was so frightened that she wanted to scream, but she heard the man approach her ear and whispered: "Dead bun, it's me!"
Dead buns?
Lin Bao blinked, and the one who dared to call her like that in Lianguo... It seems that there is only the stinky boy Xiahou Jinnian, right? ——But isn't Xiahou Jinnian supposed to be in the palace now?
Thinking about it, she snapped away his hand suddenly, turned her head, and saw Xia Hou Jinnian, dressed as a soldier, looked at her with a gray face, sweating on her face.
This look is funny to anyone.
Lin Bao frowned, lowered his voice and asked: "Xiahou Little Goldfish, why are you here?"
"What do you care about my son here!" He tugged, but his eyes were mixed with a little embarrassment, and he thought inexplicably what he said to her that day when he was drunk.
——God, is he drinking at that time for Mao? Will she find him at that time for Mao? He was drunk and he wanted to talk nonsense to her again!
Hearing what he said, Lin Bao raised his eyebrows slightly, "Oh-I know if you don't tell me, you must have sneaked out with us to hide from Nian Ruyan!"
"...whatever you say!" He turned his face away, not daring to look her eyes directly.
Lin Bao didn't think too much about his appearance. He just assumed that he had sneaked out to hide from Nian Ruyan. It happened that someone from the palace came out to look for her at this time, so she had to go out.
Unexpectedly, Xia Hou Jinnian grabbed her hand from behind and said embarrassedly: "Well, can you hide this for me, don't tell cousin Huang first?"
"Why?" She raised her chin, learning his usual arrogant appearance, and tugged.
She seemed to have unexpectedly said that. The embarrassment on Xiahou Jinnian’s face was even more intense. He pressed his lips and didn’t know how to explain to her, but he listened to Lin Bao said: "Well, I’ll keep it secret for you, but you yourself Also be careful, otherwise Lian Che will definitely kill me by then."
After that, she patted him on the shoulder.
After hearing her mention Lian Che, Xiahou Jinnian frowned and hesitated for a moment before he said: "What is the relationship between you... and the emperor's cousin?"
——Strange, why did Xiahou Jinnian ask about this today?
Lin Bao blinked suspiciously and looked at him, "Xiahou Jinnian, are you not taking medicine today, or are you jealous because you really like Lian Che?"
"……"
Xiahou Jinnian twitched his mouth. He really couldn’t understand why she could always think of him and the emperor cousin together, even if he explained it to no avail.
At this time, the shouts from outside were louder, and Lin Bao had no idea, so he had to say not to him and ran back in a hurry.
Xiahou Jinnian looked at her back and sighed.
What the **** did he do? He would actually like a little eunuch, and he is still such a stupid little **** who even has an ambiguous relationship with the emperor's cousin.
After thinking about it, he shook his head weakly and walked back to the army.
*
Lin Bao just returned, before he could catch his breath, he looked at Lian Che and looked at her with a black face, and said coldly: "Can't you just stay in the carriage honestly? — Why do you always run around."
Hearing the words, Lin Bao curled his lips aggrievedly, "It's just because I stay in the carriage that I feel bored."
——Well, she seems to make some sense.
Lian Che sighed helplessly, took the scallion pancake and handed it to her, and said, "No—you won’t get bored by eating this in the carriage."
"Oh."
Lin Bao took the scallion pancake, took a bite, and sat in the carriage. Lian Che followed immediately, holding a few small books in his hand.
Out of curiosity, she blinked, leaned forward, and asked, "What are these?"
"I'll pass you the time." Lian Che said, with a trace of embarrassment on her face, he stuffed all the little books into her arms, turned around and continued to look at the topographic map.
Lin Bao curiously looked at the small book in his hand and looked at the regular script on it, only then could he barely recognize the words on it.
I saw that there was one book called "My Favorite Blue Face Confidant", another book called "The Fox Becomes a Immortal", and another book called "The Heart of the King in the Spring Rain".
She 囧, aren’t these all small books similar to romance novels? Could it be that he borrowed these specifically for her?
——God, if this is the case, then how courageous Lian Che should be!
After all, in her opinion, a big man helping a woman borrow a romance novel is tantamount to helping a woman buy aunt’s towel.
Ahem, it’s really not easy for Lian Che to do this.
After thinking about it, she ate the scallion pancakes and read those so-called romance novels with a guess.
Seeing halfway, Lin Bao raised his head and asked: "Lian Che—"
"Huh?" Without raising his head, he was drawing something on the topographic map with a pen.
"Why is there a person named Li Bai who doesn't like going to other people's homes the most?" She asked cutely, wanting to see if his answer was the same as the book.
Unexpectedly, even Che didn’t even lift his head, and said lightly: “Because you have to eat as a guest, the host will say to Li Bai politely,'Li Bai eat, Li Bai eat’."
"……"
She stunned, isn't this the homonym of "you idiot", okay-suddenly I feel that Lian Che's IQ has become higher.
In order to prevent himself from being hit by Lian Che’s high IQ, Lin Bao decided to read novels in silence and never talk to Lian Che!
It’s just that, not long after, Lian Che posted it by himself, lay on the soft couch and looked at her affectionately, and said, “Bo’er, why do I suddenly feel dry and dry?”
Boa?
——Emma, how did this name become so disgusting by him.
Lin Bao handed him the teacup while reading the novel.
Lian Che looked at the teacup in his hand with a black face, took a sip and put it back, and then continued: "Bo'er, my wound is itchy, what should I do?"
"Call the imperial doctor."
She was intently looking at the scene in the novel.
"……"
Lian Che was really hot this time. He stepped forward to **** the novel from her, but it made her look dissatisfied, "What are you doing!"
"Can you **** you?" He aggrieved.
Lin Bao gritted his teeth, you must know that the person who robbed her novel is very hateful, but the person who robbed her novel and pretended to be wronged is the most hateful!
——"Lian Che, can you not be so shameless!"
And, didn’t he roll back the sheets with her before leaving this morning? Why did he want to roll again now?
Unexpectedly, even Che didn’t get annoyed when he heard it. He simply took off his clothes, lifted her up and rode on him, and said cheeky: "Anyway, you said I was shameless, and I was too sorry for you if I was shameless. ."
"……"
Lin Bao was speechless, and was about to get up, but didn't want to be dragged under her body by him. A pair of big hands neatly untied her clothes. Before she could speak up to resist, he sealed it with a kiss.
——Peat, how could she be eaten again!
*
After the incident, as usual, Lin Bao put on his clothes aggrievedly, sat on the side of the bed sadly, rubbing his sore waist, and complained: "Lian Che, can't you be lighter next time?"
"Hmm-why don't I try it this time?" Even someone who was undressed rushed towards her again.
Lin Bao, a Ji Ling dodges his body to avoid him, and muffled: "Lian Che, can't you put your clothes on first?"
——If someone sees it later, how embarrassed she and him will be.
Lian Che Yiyan put on his clothes, but he didn't want to accidentally pull the wound, he couldn't help but sucked in a cold breath.
Lin Bao looked at him, hurriedly stripped away his clothes and looked at his wounds, carefully looking at his wounds, and then took a sigh of relief and gave him a fierce look, "Look, let you lighten up, you Don't listen."
Hearing this, I only heard even someone explain like this: "I am so desperate to make you comfortable. Who knows that you don't think for me, but I blame me on the contrary."
"……"
She was silent and dressed him.
——Could it be that she said she wanted him to work like this? no! It seems that the emperor's face in her family has been getting thicker recently.
*
After Lian Che and his party arrived at the border, it was already half a month later.
At this time, Yan Guo, who had provoked the war first, sent an envoy, saying that he hoped to negotiate peacefully.
Just when everyone hoped that this negotiation would be successful, they didn't want even Che to kick the ambassador out of the barracks, scaring them and ran back.
In this regard, Lin Bao curiously asked: "What did the ambassador say to you? It makes you so angry."
I only heard Lian Che's dark face and gloomy voice: "He told Lao Tzu that he hoped that Lao Tzu would not put his heart on an eunuch, and that he was willing to become an **** in exchange for peace between the two countries. Lao Tzu really wants to kill him!"
"……"
I have never heard Lin Bao's swearing by Lian Che. At this moment, I finally saw what it means to say "If you don't sing, it’s a blockbuster."
——Well, she sympathized with the ambassador a little bit, thinking of his pale face, was that a kick that wanted to come to Lian Che, right?
In fact, she really wanted to give the ambassador a word-nozuonodie!
Unfortunately, the ambassador never heard this sentence anymore.
And because Lian Che kicked the ambassador, Yan Guo immediately became angry, but before they had written the battle book, Lian Che sent it over.
When Lin Bao asked why Lian Che took the initiative to attack others, the emperor of her family replied: "I want to seek justice for you!"
From this, Lin Bao also understands a truth, and he must not provoke Lian Che to anger in the future, otherwise once he explodes the foul language, he will never be able to take it back!
Cough cough, even though Che's swearing is quite cute.
But at the same time, she also understood a fact-that ambassador has not lived long.
While Lin Bao was waiting expectantly for the news of Lian Che’s triumph in the barracks, the last thing I heard was that Lian Che brought the princess Yan Guo who had been injured by him, Yan Chuchu, back to the barracks.
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