Your Majesty, the Spectacle Has Missed the Country!

Chapter 14 Shabi is crazy

"Karls, have you heard? The count's personal servant is mad!"

"What? How is this possible? Aunt Sally, don't talk nonsense. What if someone overhears your nonsense here..."

"I'm not talking nonsense..." Aunt Sally looked around furtively, then stretched her neck, came close to Karls and said, "You keep your head down all day long. Kugan, the news is not well-informed at all, this matter has been spread throughout the city."

"Oh? Aunt Sally, tell me what's going on."

In this world where spiritual life and material life are extremely scarce, any interesting anecdote can be discussed by people for a long time, especially trivial matters about the nobility.

"Did you know that Master Bruno went out of town a few days ago..."

"I know this. It is said that the earl listened to the advice of his new personal servant, Lord Lopida, and actually went to the seaside to find food. It is really ridiculous..."

"Yes, I've heard about this too. It's said that Luobida had the head of a deer and the eyes of a rat, and he was a very evil person..."

"Shhh... keep your voice down, don't let anyone hear you... But then again, what does this have to do with Lord Sabi's madness?"

"Of course it does matter. Think about it, Lord Sabi has been serving the Count for how many years. He has worked hard without any merit, but because of this Lobida, he was squeezed out. It is said that Lord Sabi has suffered a lot. Leng Nuo, was extremely resentful towards Luobida, and in anger... actually... actually..."

"What's going on? Aunt Sally, tell me quickly." Just as he was talking, several curious neighbors came around, carrying small stools and rushing to eat melon.

Several people surrounded the fat Aunt Sally, their faces full of desire for knowledge.

Seeing this, Aunt Sally wiped the dirt on her hands from her apron, cleared her throat, and said, "You all know black pudding, right?"

"I know! It is said to be an excellent delicacy."

"In the past, when Lord Sabi was serving the Earl, the Earl would often reward Lord Sabi with black pudding."

"What does this have to do with Mr. Sabi's madness? Aunt Sally, please hurry up and get to the point. My mother-in-law is still waiting for me to carry firewood back!"

"That's the point!" Aunt Sally glared at the man displeased, and then said: "After Mr. Sabi was ignored by the Earl, naturally he no longer had the reward of black pudding, so he treated the black pudding day After thinking about it all night, I ended up suffering from hysteria, and whenever I saw something that looked like black pudding, I would pull away."

Aunt Sally paused, and then said mysteriously: "Do you know... what that black pudding looks like?"

"What does it look like?" Everyone asked quickly.

"Although black pudding is extremely delicious, it is dark, and... it looks a bit like that thing..."

"What? Aunt Sally, tell me quickly!" everyone urged.

"It's like the things you usually pull out..."

"Oh my god...could it be Lord Sabi..."

Aunt Sally nodded solemnly and said: "At the end of the road next to the city gate, at the house, five baskets of feces can be exchanged for one copper plate. The notices have been posted, but no one knows yet. A lot, but it’s absolutely true!”

The melon-eaters sitting around looked at each other in confusion. The amount of information was too large and it took some time to digest...

After a long while, someone finally spoke and confirmed, "Can five baskets of feces be exchanged for one copper plate?"

Aunt Sally nodded and said: "I'm not lying to you. There is a notice posted on the house at the gate of the city. It cannot be faked! My old John has already exchanged several coins for it."

Hearing this, the guys who were just sitting around to eat melon became a little unable to sit still. Five baskets of excrement can be exchanged for one copper plate!

Is there any better deal in the world?

There is not much else in Idar City, but there are a lot of excrement. People or livestock excrement can be collected casually on both sides of the road.

Sabi-sama, you are really... crazy cute!

"Aunt Sally, I...I'm leaving first!"

"Aunt Sally, I have something else to do..."

"Aunt Sally, I'm going to dig out the feces..."

The eager melon-eaters almost rushed to leave, fearing what if they arrived late and Mr. Sabi refused to accept them. This was a rare and good opportunity to make money...

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At this time, the city gate was already overcrowded.

There were adults, children, and even hunched old men. They were all pulling or dragging several large baskets of feces, and they lined up to receive money.

The news that the crazy Lord Shabi paid a lot of money to collect feces has spread. The residents of Idar did not believe it at first, but when the first person actually received a heavy copper plate, the whole of Idar was boiling.

In the streets and alleys of cities and towns, you can see adults carrying baskets or children picking up feces left on the roadside everywhere. UU Reading www.uukanshu.net It's a lively scene.

For the first time, the residents of Idar City felt that there was only such a small amount of feces in the city, and for the first time Shabi realized that there was so much feces accumulated in Idar City...

As the shit shoveler of Idar, Shabi certainly does not have to do everything himself. He assigns special personnel to handle, weigh and transport the shit, while he himself hands over the coins one by one to the ordinary people who come to collect the money. ,only……

Shabi always felt that everyone looked at him strangely. Those ragged civilians would always look at him with a... strange look when they took the copper plate from his hand...

Those eyes were full of sympathy...compassion...and care...

What's more, they will say some words of comfort and sympathy to themselves, and even a child will send a piece of hard black bread in front of him...

what is happening?

Shabi was puzzled.

But he didn't want to ask directly, so he had to hand over the coins one by one in the eyes of people's pity...

The excrement delivered to the city gate will be weighed by a dedicated person, and then the dry and wet excrement will be classified. After a brief recording, someone will pour the excrement into the ox cart that has been on standby, and then transported by soldiers. Leave the city and be sent to a hillside southwest of Idar.

There, there will be serfs who have been waiting for a long time to unload the excrement from the oxcart, and then carry out special treatment according to the method explained by the earl before leaving.

Some of them are laid flat on the hillside to dry, and some are piled into balls more than one meter high. After adding weeds and mixing them with water, they are processed according to the compost fermentation method taught by Bruno.