Your Memes Are Better Looking Than You

Gu Wei: “…”

He can't take it anymore.

The heartbeat continued to accelerate, and the palms began to sweat, so Gu Wei tried to explain: "I didn't know you were Jiang Xun before."

I didn't know you were the unlucky **** who was about to get engaged.

"Who do you think I am?" Jiang Xun's eyes became a little dangerous.

"I thought you were..." Gu Wei caught Jiang Xun's gaze, swallowed the three words of elementary school student, and changed it to a more pertinent word, "I thought you were a customer."

You can't say elementary school students, you have to give emojis to smooth hair.

In Jiang Xun's scrutiny eyes, he explained the whole process of this cross-server chat intermittently, but he specially ignored the details of elementary school students.

Jiang Xun: “…”

In the first 23 years of his life, he has never seen such a big oolong.

So the child is really a good child, living very sober, without experience, and without the feat of a hundred or eighty people.

In the WeChat chat between chickens and ducks, Jiang Xun can only say that it is good luck.

"I'm a serious idol, I don't pay for the year." Gu Wei said, "I'm confused if I pay for the year."

Gu Wei is very clear about his position.

"I'm not in love either." Gu Weichao is dedicated to his work, "I'm also confused when it comes to love."

Finally clarifying the misunderstanding, Gu Wei breathed a sigh of relief, but he didn't know that Jiang Xun could see his relaxed appearance.

How can such a little idol be black and red? Where did those unsightly swearing remarks on Weibo come from?

Jiang Xun frowned slightly when he thought of the remarks on Weibo.

Gu Wei just moved his hand to the door lock and was about to escape when Jiang Xun held his mobile phone and handed it to him. The screenshot above was the evidence of the crime at noon today.

"What are you running? Are you bold again?" Jiang Xun pointed to the screenshot of his phone, "Explain?"

Gu Wei: "..." He forgot about this one.

"You are indeed bold." Jiang Xun looked at Gu Wei and commented, "You scolded me in the circle of friends and didn't even block me."

"I blocked it!" Gu Wei was angry when he thought of this, and his voice became a little louder, "Who knew that it was only visible to you!"

Don't ask, it's WeChat's fault.

Jiang Xun: “…”

He understood, Gu Wei was not bold, but confused.

As soon as Gu Wei finished speaking, he immediately realized what he had said wrong, and took the initiative to cover his mouth, completely silent.

The more you explain, the more he appears to be nothing.

"That's just to scold me for it, I lack education." Jiang Xun looked at Gu Wei and concluded, "I still want to spend a year and teach you a lesson, what do you say?"

"I'm not bullied." Gu Wei worked hard to reduce his sense of existence, "And I don't sell packages anymore, you can't make a year."

It's all because of the Jiugongge in the circle of friends.

"Brother, the year is not good for your health, let's calm down, okay." Gu Wei changed his angle and started to slap his legs, "You professional players are so busy, how can you have time for the year? Ah right?"

Faced with the big hooligan, Gu Wei showed an unprecedented desire to survive.

Know it with reason and move with emotion.

"Are you questioning some aspect of me?" Jiang Xun raised his eyebrows.

"No, no, absolutely not." Gu Wei said, "I am concerned about your health."

"Brother, I was wrong." Gu Wei showed his sincerity, "I promise there will be no next time."

Next time I promise not to block the wrong person.

For my sake, I'll spare you this time."

It’s not good to be scared of Gu Wei, it will take a long time to come to Japan, after all, they still have a chance to meet again.

"Huh?" Gu Wei was stunned.

Jiang Xun misunderstood.

It was probably because he always mixed with the group of die-hard fans in the group and collected countless emojis, which made Jiang Xun misunderstood.

But—

The person who knows the current affairs is Junjie.

Gu is not aware of current affairs, especially.

He Gu Wei has now become a diehard fan of Jiang Xun.

"Looking for God!" Gu Wei showed his highest level of third-tier traffic acting skills, "I've been a fan of you for a long time, come and sign."

It can save lives and sell money.

Why not do it.

Anyway, he has survived this disaster and withdrawn from this marriage, and he promises to stay far away from Jiang Xun.

Jiang Xun stared at Gu Wei for a while, without commenting on his poor acting skills, but still found a piece of signature paper and signed Gu Wei a to sign.

"Can't I sign it?" Gu Wei bargained, Jiang Xun rarely signed autographs, how could he use it to sell it with the four Jiang Xun fans in the group.

"No." Jiang Xun refused, "What about your sincerity?"

To Gu Wei:

Good future.

Jiang Xun

Gu Wei finally escaped from the clutches of the big hooligan with the to sign of the world champion.

The future is bright.

Besides the emoji package is fierce, caressing, and must be reported, it seems to be... pretty good?

But this marriage still has to be revoked.

Who made the emoji so fierce.

As soon as Gu Wei got into the nanny car, he saw Mrs. Zhao, an agent whom he hadn't seen recently.

"Why did it take so long?" Sister Zhao asked casually.

"Sorry for the delay." Gu Wei hid Jiang Xun's signature paper behind his back.

The agent didn't care too much, just said something: "Two things to explain to you."

Gu Wei nodded: "Sister Zhao, say it."

"One good news and one bad news." The agent said the bad news first, "The modern big IP idol drama "Bright Like the Moon" that you received before, your role has been praised ."

Gu Wei: “…”

The agent glanced at him and briefly explained the reason: "A person who is a little worse than you is called He Cheng. It is estimated that he brought money into the group."

The captain Fu Zhi, who was sitting on the side, poked his head, "That little internet celebrity?"

"It's the third line now." Luo Chenxuan shook his head.

This circle is like this, if someone supports it, it will go smoothly.

There have been many such things, Gu Wei has never met them, and has heard of them to some extent.

But disappointment is inevitable.

He made a lot of effort for that role.

The agent asked again: "But the script of this drama is more in line with the main theme. The company's judgment is to guarantee the bottom line. Now the role of the second male is vacant. Do you want to take it?"

"Take it." Gu Wei hesitated for a while, but chose to take it.

After he made his debut, the company took a fancy to his traffic and received the most variety shows for him, but in addition to variety shows, he needed works more.

Grievance is not grievance. In this circle, he cannot be tolerated in this matter.

"Okay." The agent seemed very satisfied with his choice, "The company also considered the same, the script of this drama is good, the character of the second male is lovable, and if you act well, you will attract a lot of fans. I'll send you the script for the second male lead, think about the script first, it's playing an e-sports professional player, if you're sure, it will be officially announced in the next two days."

Esports players?

Gu Wei was shocked.

The only impression he has of the e-sports player comes from the big gangster Jiang Xun.

Not to mention the hand behind him is holding a to sign for the world champion.

In addition to carefully reading the script and character biography, how should he learn about this character in "Bright Like the Moon".

"The good news is..." The agent has been busy all day, and pinched his eyebrows a little tiredly, "The company has picked up another variety show for you, escape and solve puzzles to a reality show, called "Escape" ."

Gu Wei: “…”

This is not good news for him.

"

As soon as Gu Wei stops there, he will get a lot of ratings.

Nowadays, there are a lot of variety show invitations to Gu Wei, and this is what I like.

"Just don't make trouble, like the situation in the ancient town can't happen a second time. Again, this month the company will not help you to remove hot search, if something goes wrong, you will take care of it yourself "The agent said, "I have adjusted your schedule for you. You go back to rest and leave tomorrow night. Shi Xinyan is with you, and I will let him take care of you more."

There are members of the same group participating, and Shi Xinyan's sense of variety show is very good, Gu Wei is relieved, and he asks the last question: "Who are the other guests?"

"I don't know this for the time being. For the sake of the show, the production team does not provide a list of members for the time being. At present, there will be five guests with the two of you. I can only tell you that there is no home for you here." Zhao Yu, the agent, said, "There is no Jiang Enyuan either."

Gu Wei was relieved, the variety show was settled like this, he was going to leave the next evening, and he still had one night and one day to rest.

Gu Wei took the medicine, lay on the bed, and received the script from the agent.

"Bright Like the Moon" is a youth inspirational idol drama, starting from the high school life of two couples The direction shines brightly in its own field.

Gu Wei is about to play the second male, a professional e-sports player.

What is the life of a professional player like?

The only professional player Gu Wei knew was Jiang Xun.

Gu Wei suddenly had a brilliant idea. He felt that he could go to Weibo to read Jiang Xun's super words and see the growth history of the big hooligan.

Gu Wei opened Weibo and searched for TMW. The first user that popped up was the familiar TMW-Xun.

Jiang Xun's Weibo registration time is early, and there are more than 1,000 Weibo posts.

Gu Wei learned his lesson and carefully avoided the word "Follow" under TMW-Xun. Taking advantage of the night, his courage gradually expanded and he began to do archaeology on Jiang Xun's Weibo.