After more than half an hour of hard climbing, Xia Tian finally rode back to Shanghai University.
"Huh! I finally got back. Fortunately, I didn't miss Lao San's last birthday. Otherwise, I would have to live in guilt and regret for the rest of my life." Xia Tian said with a smile while lying on the bed in the dormitory.
"Damn it! Brother Tian, don't talk nonsense! This is just my last birthday in college. What my last birthday? It's like I'm going to die soon." Li Qingshan, who was called Lao San, protested dissatisfiedly.
"Yes, yes, yes! It was a slip of the tongue, okay? You are so young and strong, you can at least live for a few thousand years!" Xia Tian said with a smile.
"Well, this is still... Bah! You have only lived for a few thousand years, don't think I don't know, a thousand-year-old turtle is ten thousand-year-old tortoise!" Just when he was halfway happy, Li Qingshan came to his senses and immediately complained.
"Brother Tian, didn't you go back to visit your grandfather? Why do you look so weak? If I didn't know that you broke up with Lin Wanqing, I almost thought you were exhausted by accompanying girls these days." Seeing Xia Tian lying on the bed and closing his eyes to rest as soon as he entered the dormitory, Chen Shaojie couldn't help but tease.
"You kid really guessed right this time, I really went to accompany beautiful women these two days. You don't know, it's really tiring to accompany beautiful women shopping and eating. Fortunately, Lin Wanqing didn't like me to accompany her shopping before, otherwise I'm afraid I wouldn't live to this day." Xia Tian said with an expression of surviving a disaster.
"Hahaha! Brother Tian, stop bragging. Everyone knows that you have only had Lin Wanqing as your girlfriend for these years. Now that you have broken up with her, where can you find a beautiful girl to go shopping with you?" Li Qingshan did not believe a word of Xia Tian's words. He felt that Xia Tian was just bragging.
Xia Tian laughed and said, "Haha, don't disbelieve me. What I said is true. Moreover, not only did a beautiful girl go shopping with me, but you all knew this beautiful girl. Not only that, Shao Jie has also seen her, and even had dinner together."
"What's the situation? Shao Jie, when did you secretly go out with Brother Tian to pick up girls? When did this happen? How come we don't know about it? What's the girl's name, which department is she from, which class is she from, and is she pretty?" Hearing Xia Tian's serious words, Sun Wenjun, the fourth child in the dormitory who had been concentrating on playing with his mobile phone, couldn't help but jump out to talk.
Li Qingshan also asked curiously: "Shaojie, is what Brother Tian said true? What's the name of the girl he mentioned? Are the other girls in their dormitory pretty? Look, it's my birthday today, can you talk to them and ask them to invite the girls in their dormitory to have a social gathering with us? Don't worry, as long as you can invite the girls out, all the expenses tonight will be covered by me."
"Tsk! Just listen to Brother Tian's bragging, how can he know any pretty girls except Lin Wanqing! Besides, he always goes out to eat with girls alone, when will he take me out..."
Halfway through, Chen Shaojie suddenly stopped. He remembered something, he seemed to have really eaten with a girl with Xia Tian, and the girl also fits the situation just described by Xia Tian, and everyone knows her.
"Tian... Brother Tian, the beauty you just mentioned, couldn't it be the one we met at the concert a few days ago?"
Seeing that Chen Shaojie guessed it so quickly, Xia Tian cast a teachable look at him: "Yes, it's her."
"Fuck! Brother Tian, are you kidding? You were really with her these two days? But didn't you go to visit your old man? How could you be with her? Did she happen to go to your place for something these days?" Chen Shaojie asked in shock and confusion.
Xia Tian nodded: "Well, I accidentally told my grandfather about my breakup with Lin Wanqing. Then my grandfather was worried about my lifelong event. I was afraid that his bad mood would affect the operation, so I called her and asked her to pretend to be my girlfriend."
"She agreed?" Chen Shaojie asked in disbelief.
"Of course, which woman in the world can resist the charm of your brother Tian?" Xia Tian said very narcissistically.
"Awesome! Brother Tian, you are so awesome. From now on, you are my idol! Please accept my respect!" After receiving Xia Tian's affirmative response, Chen Shaojie shouted "awesome" until his voice broke. Not only did he say "accept my respect", he also bowed to Xia Tian.
Tian's bed began to bow.
The conversation between the two made Li Qingshan and Sun Wenjun, who were sitting on the side and watching the fun, confused.
Li Qingshan said anxiously: "Aren't you two playing guessing games? Who are you talking about? Hurry up and tell us the name so that we can worship it."
Sun Wenjun also asked in confusion: "Hasn't Brother Tian always been a well-known lick dog in our school? When did he learn to pick up girls? Did he really hook up with a beautiful woman?"
Facing their curious eyes, Xia Tian gave them an unfathomable smile, and then turned his head to continue to close his eyes and rest.
Humph! You like to call me a lick dog, right? Well, I won't say it, I'll hold you to death.
The two waited for a while, and saw that Xia Tian still didn't want to be honest at all. Li Qingshan finally couldn't hold back his curiosity, patted Chen Shaojie and asked: "Shaojie, what's going on? Can you tell us?"
"Yes! What are you and Brother Tian hiding from us? Come on and tell us." Sun Wenjun also asked curiously.
Looking at their burning eyes, Chen Shaojie felt very comfortable.
"Ahem! This matter is a long story. It has to start from when Brother Tian broke up with Lin Wanqing. Oh, I'm a little thirsty. Wait for me. I'll go out and buy a bottle of water. What do you guys drink? I'll bring it to you when I come back." Chen Shaojie stopped talking after just starting, pretending to get out of bed to buy water.
"Don't, Brother Jie, I have some freshly bought water in the cabinet. Take a look and see what you want to drink. I'll give it to you." Seeing that Chen Shaojie wanted to run away, Li Qingshan hurriedly flattered him.
"Well, I'm not picky, just give me a bottle of Pocari Sweat." After taking a sip of the Pocari Sweat handed over by Li Qingshan, Chen Shaojie continued to speak.
"Last time, after Brother Tian broke up, I took him out to relax. Do you know where I took him?"
"Hong Kong."
"Qiu Mengyun's concert."
Li Qingshan and Sun Wenjun agreed very cooperatively.
"Yes, you all know that I took Brother Tian to Qiu Mengyun's concert last time. Then you should have seen the hot searches on Weibo and the popular videos on Douyin in the next two days, right?" Chen Shaojie continued to ask.
"You are talking about the video of Tiange and Qiu Mengyun confessing their love, right?"
"I saw it."
"Hehe! Since you have already eaten the melon once, then this matter is easy to talk about. Didn't you ask me at the beginning about the reaction of the little queen Qiu Mengyun after Tiange confessed his love? Don't you want to know whether she agreed to Tiange's confession?"
Hearing him mention this matter, Li Qingshan and Sun Wenjun both nodded hurriedly. Since they saw the video of Xia Tian confessing his love to Qiu Mengyun, while they admired Xia Tian, they were also extremely curious about the outcome of this matter.
However, after returning from Hong Kong, Xia Tian and Chen Shaojie seemed to have forgotten about this matter. Not only did they not mention it at all, but they were all perfunctory when they were asked.
"Actually, Miss Qiu Mengyun declined Brother Tian's proposal, but she also said that if she were to find a boyfriend in the future, she would definitely give priority to Brother Tian. You may have known this, but you certainly don't know that she once invited Brother Tian to join her company and promised to personally help Brother Tian debut."
"Ah? There is such a thing?"
"Is it true? Why have we never heard of this, and we haven't heard of which company Brother Tian signed with?"
Faced with the two people's questions, Chen Shaojie said slowly: "Of course you haven't heard of it, because Brother Tian refused this."
"Why?"
"Because Brother Tian also put forward a condition, that is, if he wants him to sign with that company, he needs Qiu Mengyun to agree to be his girlfriend." Chen Shaojie explained.
"Tsk! Brother Tian is really greedy, no wonder it ended in vain."
"Alas! Brother Tian, you are confused, how can you go against your future."
Looking at the two brothers who looked heartbroken, Chen Shaojie smiled and said, "If things ended like this, it might be that Brother Tian had no vision. But now things have turned around. The beauty that Brother Tian just said went to Zhengcheng to play his girlfriend is the national goddess Qiu Mengyun you are familiar with."
"Fuck! Is it true?"
"Brother Tian, are you kidding? Qiu Mengyun debuted at the age of 16, and 10 years have passed, but there has been no scandal at all. How could she pretend to be your girlfriend?"
Xia Tian nodded calmly and said, "I'm not kidding. This time she did go to play my girlfriend and help me deal with it. But her help is not in vain, I also need to pay some price."
"Tsk! I knew it wasn't that simple."
"Tian, tell me, how demanding her request was. It doesn't matter, it's normal that you can't refuse a beauty like Qiu Mengyun. We can understand if you agree to her request, no matter how excessive it is."
Xia Tian sighed, "It's really excessive. She asked me to play her boyfriend and help her deal with her family's pressure to get married. Not only that, she also asked me to treat her as a couple when I'm with her in the future. In order to avoid being discovered by his parents and fail."
Listening to Xia Tian's complaints, the faces of the other three people in the dormitory all darkened.
"Brother Tian, please stop talking. I want to be quiet!"
"Brother Tian, today is my birthday. I beg you to stop being so Versailles, okay?"
"Brother Tian, are you sure you are complaining instead of showing off to us?"
Xia Tian said unhappily, "What is there to show off about this? I'm telling you that I regret it now. I really shouldn't have asked her for help. You don't know how much she went too far. She actually told me that she wanted to make our relationship public. You should know how much impact publicizing the relationship will have on me, right? At that time, I will not only be bullied online by her fans, but I may also be put in a sack by her fans when I go out. Her behavior has really seriously affected my life. Do you think she is too much? Is she selfish and doesn't know how to think about others?"
At this moment, Xia Tian seemed to have finally found someone to talk to. He began to tell his three good brothers in the dormitory about the injustices he had suffered in the past few days. However, he didn't notice that the three people who were originally looking forward to listening to his story now had uglier expressions on their faces.
"Brother Tian, why don't you stop talking, or I'm afraid I won't be able to resist the urge to beat you up later."
"Xia Tian, don't force me to beat you up on your birthday!"
"Brother Tian, I know the three of us are no match for you, but are you sure you won't fall asleep in the future? So, I advise you to be kind."
"Uh! What's going on with you three? Didn't you ask me to talk? Why are you all so ugly now? Are you also angry about the weird behavior of Qiu Mengyun? I know that no matter who it is, no one can stand her unreasonable behavior. If it weren't for my good temper, she would have come back crying." Listening to the threatening words of the three brothers, Xia Tian thought that the three guys were angry about their unfair treatment and wanted to find trouble with Qiu Mengyun.
“艹,我实在忍不住了,你们呢?”
“我特么早就受够了,要不咱们拼一把吧!”
“豁出去了,干他丫的!反正今天我生日,我就不信他真好意思揍我!”
宿舍内的其余三人,终于受够了夏天的凡尔赛,决定奋起反击。
在陈少杰的指挥下,三人先是是被子蒙住了夏天的头,随后就开始冲着被子疯狂的挥舞自己的拳头。
“我让你嘚瑟,我让你嘚瑟!”
“前脚刚甩了校花,后脚就搞定了个天后,你很得意是吧?我看你这下还得意不?”
“天哥!我真的忍你好久了,你说你好好当舔狗不香嘛,为啥非要化身战狼呢?你这不当舔狗,我们还怎么做好兄弟?”
被蒙在被子里打的夏天,此刻是一脸的懵圈,完全没搞明白到底怎么回事儿。 However, adhering to the principle of a good man not to suffer a loss in front of him, he hid in the quilt and begged for mercy again and again: "Brothers, I was wrong, isn't it enough that I surrender? Don't hit me anymore, I've changed, and I won't dare to do it again."
The three of them didn't really want to beat him, they were just teasing each other for fun. After beating him casually for a while, they all quickly returned to their beds and hid in the quilt.
"Humph! You three are really brave, who took the lead in beating me just now?" After coming out of the quilt, Xia Tian began to find out the back account.
"Ah? Brother Tian, what are you talking about? I don't understand!"
"What's going on? Brother Tian was beaten? Who started it? Let's go find the place together. Everyone knows that we have a good relationship as brothers. We won't suffer this loss."
"Oh! What happened? Why is it so noisy? It makes me sleep uneasy."
Looking at the three people who were pushed clean, Xia Tian said depressedly: "It's okay. I mean it's time to go and celebrate the birthday of the third brother."
"Oh, birthday, then let's go!"
"Qingshan, happy birthday, let's not go home until we are drunk tonight."
"Let's go! Brothers, I have booked a box at Genting Hotel. Tonight, I will take you to enjoy luxury!"
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