You're forcing me to be reborn, right?

Ordinary person: orz big ass: or2 Cheng Zhu said he wanted to come to the kitchen to help. That was a lie. He was just being polite. He was just a little hungry and wanted to take a look at some dishes tonight. But who would have thought that as soon as they came here, they would see a big dish with a big fat ass?

So he just leaned on the door frame of the kitchen and refused to leave." He had good reasons for not leaving: It seemed that she would not be able to pick up the things in the cracks for a while, and the contents in the pot would get burnt later, and I wanted to watch Point. Hu Yan, who lives at home, usually wears pajamas and other home clothes. Since she has guests at home today, she changed into daily clothes. She seems to mostly wear sweatshirts and hoodies, and she always wears loose-fitting ones. The style is so that the sleeves can cover your hands and wrap yourself as tightly as possible. As for your lower body, you wear a pair of blue straight-leg loose jeans.

Of course, even if you want to loosen up a certain part, it won’t be loose.” If a fat and plump woman like her wears tight jeans, the picture will only be more attractive. He even felt that the one in the store he insisted on visiting 1 had a through zipper. Cheng Zhu knew very well that women like Hu Yan had a lot of troubles in life. For example, it was really hard to buy pants that fit just right in the waist but were too tight in the hips. The hips are just right, but the waist is too wide.

What's more, the larger the size of the trousers, the longer the trouser legs tend to be. "Phew! Finally got it." Hu Yan took it and took out a small bottle from the bottom of the cabinet. Cheng Zhu didn't know what was in it. It was probably some kind of seasoning. Material.

"Boss, I remember you can eat spicy food, right?" Hu Yan asked.

"Yeah." He nodded.

During the whole process, Hu Yan didn't look at him.

It was obvious that even in her most relaxed home, she still felt extremely nervous because of Cheng Zhu's arrival. She behaved like a stinky person like the majority of netizens, and was as sexy as a demon online and as a Buddha offline. "He complained in his heart. From the corner of his eye, Hu Yan could see Cheng Zhu leaning against the door frame of the kitchen and watching her cooking. As time passed, her whole body started to turn a little red again. Boss, why don't you go to the dining table? Wait a moment? It will be fine soon, she said. Am I affecting your performance here? Cheng Zhu said with a smile.

"Yes, a little bit." She shoveled the vegetables with a spatula and said without squinting, "That's okay." Cheng Zhu started to sit down at the dining table and play with his mobile phone.

Finally, the dinner was indeed quite sumptuous, with three dishes and one soup.

There are spicy crab fried rice cakes, pepper fried meat, stir-fried lettuce, and yam pork ribs soup.

The appearance looks okay. Cheng Zhu held chopsticks.

He tried every dish, and it tasted really good." "Do you often cook by yourself? "Cheng Zhu asked.

"Cook one meal every day and then eat it in two meals." Hu Yan said: "I actually often order takeout, but after watching the news, I am afraid that I will eat myself to death if I eat takeout every day."

Cheng Zhu couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this statement.

They all say that takeout is unhealthy, and that’s true. Many takeaways are indeed unhealthy, but the problem is—I’m lazy!

"Is there anything to drink?" Cheng Zhu asked.

"Can I have Feizhai Happy Water?" Hu Yan asked.

"Coke, okay."

While eating and chatting, Hu Yan began to feel less awkward and nervous, and became a bit more relaxed. After all, the two only met offline rarely, but they had been chatting online for several months.

They even knew each other's most private things, and naturally they were very familiar with each other. As they chatted, the topic came to the milk tea shop.

Boss, have you decided where to open the store? She asked the factory, "There are several pre-selections, and this year it is estimated that there will not only be one in Shanghai. There may also be one in the area where you live." "Cheng Zhu said.

I really want to drink, but there are too many people queuing up. Hu Yan gently poked the rice in his bowl with his chopsticks. For her, this crowded internet celebrity milk tea shop is simply a no-go area.

The last time I went to a claw machine shop, I went purely with the dark intention of spying on Cheng Zhu, but he ended up catching me red-handed.

"This is easy to handle. When the store opens, I will ask someone to bring a few drinks to Yu." Cheng Zhu said. The other party is a gold medal painter in her own studio. Now she has become a QQ tycoon. She and Ye Zi are also his right-hand men and they have contributed a lot to it. They both follow the dragon's merits! She must be satisfied with such a small request. It has nothing to do with the size of her butt, really? thank you boss! "Hu Yan was quite excited that she didn't have to go to a crowded place and could also drink Internet celebrity products. This was really comfortable for her. Cheng Zhu was actually quite curious as to why she was so afraid of crowds, but after careful consideration, He didn't ask in the end. I guessed there was a reason here, but I wasn't sure if it involved any sad past or inner fear. It would be better not to pry into it yet. He couldn't even read it. He just asked: "You don't go out much, isn't it boring to stay at home? "

"No, there are endless things online." Hu Yan said. .cI am worried about your health when you are like this. "Cheng Zhu joked.

At first, Hu Yan thought that Cheng Zhu thought that she didn't go out too much and didn't exercise, so she was unhealthy. But after thinking about it, he realized that he was saying that he reads dirty things on the Internet all day long. If the frequency is too much, the body can't bear it. It was chatting on WeChat. Hu Yan must have been talking nonsense now. She would even tell him that she had not changed much even five times a day. She weighed herself before going to bed and was still dehydrated. But now they are face to face, so she will! A little weaker, she lowered her head and gently poked the rice in her bowl with her chopsticks, saying: "I, I don't look at those things all day long. She knew that her words were unconvincing, so she started to find reasons: “Create what you need!”

Not really, then according to what you say, those authors who write about harem scumbags have to be scumbags in reality and sleep with little girls to accumulate material? Cheng Sui asked back.

"Then I don't know." Hu Yan mustered up the courage to fight back: "But boss, you must be!" "

Cheng Zhu didn't object.

He knew that his image here in Huyan was not good, so he started selling QQ underwear after graduating from high school, creating a brand-new graphic style that was not available in China. Later, he even designed his own QQ underwear style, and even chatting with me makes you and me very sexy. Can this be an innocent boy?

Cheng Zhu just looked at her and said, "How dare you call me home for dinner alone?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that Hu Yan's face, neck and ears were all red. As expected, her whole body started to turn red again. No, what the hell are you?

It's nothing. She lowered her head and poked the rice again and said.

After the meal, the two sat on the sofa in the living room and chatted.

When we talked about insisting on visiting, Hu Yan also complained one by one and reported that the product quality was not good.

Don’t forget, she bought a lot of QQ underwear by herself, and even drew a self-portrait and sent it to the stepmother dress, a gray turtleneck backless sweater, and even a tight black spider jumpsuit. She bought them all.

Zhuo has told you, what we want for our products is good texture, not good quality!

The quality is so good that customers will leave negative reviews! Cheng Zhu said Hu Yan was a little speechless: "Then it can't fall apart just after I put it on, right?"

Cheng Zhu: "???"

He quickly reacted: "Which one is it? Black Spider Bodysuit?"

"yes."

Then you have to find some reason in yourself! Cheng Zhuyi pointed out that the problem with your clothing-exploding technique ultimately lies with you. The Black Spider Bodysuit has a hidden zipper. If you pull it out forcefully, it will easily collapse. This design was originally a little easter egg.

Some people, tired of playing with zippers, might as well be rude and start tearing them off. They have their own good intentions in doing so, so that customers can experience the feeling of tearing. You just can’t wear it, kid. We all know that when wearing pants, you can unzip them first to make them looser and easier to wear.

The same is true for our Black Spider. You open the zipper first to give it a buffer! "Cheng Zhu started talking.

When it comes to his own products, he is still very serious.

Little did he know that Hu Yan was listening and watching, and he felt that the more he listened, the more outrageous it became!

She feels that the boss is really one inside and outside, and the Internet and reality are one. There are no two faces at all, they are all the same bad guy! Later in the conversation, Cheng Sui began to ask: "Have you practiced painting well recently? Show me some of your works and I will give you a taste.

As soon as he said this, Hu Yan really got excited.

There are some! Boss, I seem to have improved a lot in European and American painting styles recently. Wait a minute while I get the tablet. Hu Yan quickly walked into his room, took out his tablet and came out.

Cheng Zhu watched helplessly as she unlocked the tablet, and then locked it at the speed of light. He looked at the tablet computer that lit up for just two seconds and then locked the screen, and then looked at the female painter next to him wearing big black-rimmed glasses, and couldn't help but open his mouth. With Cheng Zhu's rich personal experience, he has experienced all kinds of big scenes. At this moment, his pupils are a bit shaken. He never thought that he would see such dirty things on the tablet!"

I've seen it all! "Cheng Sui said to her.

As soon as the screen turned on, what came into view was Hu Yan's new work yesterday, "It's not shameful to lick the rich man's father." Well, this painting is very realistic, and the content is exactly what is in the title.

The male protagonist in the painting has three-dimensional facial features with sharp edges and corners, and his eyebrows are naturally slightly raised, giving him an overall impression of a ruffian. It was Cheng Zhu himself!

——It’s broken, I’m the hero of the original family!

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