Yu-Gi-Oh: Fake Card King

Suoke: "What else can we do? Let's meet each other and forget all the grudges."

Little Penguin: "Then no man will challenge you?"

Sok: "Yes! There are quite a few of them. They all look as ferocious as society. They have tattoos on their arms and body. They include Pikachu, Pippi shrimp, kelp, and hairtail fish. They scare me to death!"

Little Penguin: "Hey! Can that be Hey Society?".

Sok: "I think they are so cruel, so I should be right. Even the deck they use is very vicious, and five of them hit me one! I was thinking bad, I have to think of a way to deal with them!" "

Little Penguin: "Oh? What did you think of?"

Sok: "I... secretly drew ten cards during the card drawing phase!"

Little Penguin: "Oh! You really dare to smoke! Then didn't they notice?"

Sock: "I didn't notice it at first, but then I couldn't hold it anymore. They also noticed something was wrong and asked me why I had more cards than the five of them combined."

Little Penguin: "Then how do you explain it?"

Sock: "I drew another twenty cards from the deck, smiled and shouted: "Happy April Fool's Day! "They also booed and made scissor-hand gestures at me: "Yeah! "."

Little Penguin: "Stop saying 'yeah', can you deceive others?"

Sok: "I didn't see any flaws at the time. Then three months later, they came to my door again and warned me very seriously!"

Little Penguin: "Oh? What did you say?"

Sok: "Don't treat anyone as a fool. You shouldn't lie to us. A duel between duelists and duelists...how could you do this?"

Little Penguin: "You can still see it."

Sok: "They were heartbroken: You shouldn't have lied to us... That day was July 6th, not April Fool's Day at all!"

Little Penguin: "These five silly boys!"

Sock: "They threatened me later!"

Little Penguin: "How did you threaten me?"

Sok: "Tell me! Is that day April Fool's Day?"

Little Penguin: "Okay, okay, you won five retards and there's nothing to brag about."

Sok: "Oh, that's true. After all, I'm also a duel king."

Little Penguin: "Then tell us about the Duel King? You can tell us the details of how you and Muto Yugi participated in the Duel City competition in detail. We all want to hear it!"

Sock: "Does everyone want to hear it?"

(The students below all stopped laughing and responded loudly: "Think! Listen!")

Sok: "Then I'll make up another one for everyone!"

Little Penguin: "Hey, I knew it was made up."

Sok: "What I'm talking about next is true. Then, you all know Muto Yugi, right?"

Little Penguin: "Of course, I am as famous as you, the Duel King!"

Sok: "The Duel King is just one of his nicknames. He also has several gangster nicknames... Well, let me count them for you: King of Kouhu, King of Inka, King of Forbidden Cards, God of Magic Dog... It's simply There are too many to count!”

Little Penguin: "Aren't you also a fake card king?"

"..."

Suoke squinted his eyes: "...you'd better say it according to the lines."

The little penguin smiled and said: "There are no lines, aren't they all made up on the spot?"

Sok: "Okay, well, then, have you all read the "Yu-Gi-Oh" comics? If the Pharaoh wants to return to the underworld, he must gather the three phantom gods, then play a dark game, defeat the great evil god Sok, and then You can only pass the final trial. Everyone knows this, but the Pharaoh didn't know it at the time. After he got the first phantom god 'Sky Dragon of Osiris', he actually did something very obscene. Oops. , I don’t hesitate to say..."

The little penguin's eyes lit up: "No, no, no, you have to tell us about this!"

Suoke: "I'm telling you quietly, but you can't tell others!"

The little penguin nodded repeatedly: "Absolutely!"

Sok: "I'll show you how to learn... On the night when Muto Yugi got the 'Sky Dragon of Osiris', he was nestled in the room, and then said to the card with a serious face: "Sky Dragon, are you there? ? "Sky Dragon, come out." "Sky Dragon, can you thunder?" ""

Little Penguin: "Pfft!"

Sok: "Look, isn't it very obscene?"

Little Penguin: "...The image is indeed a bit ruined. Don't just talk about Muto Games. Let's talk about you. Do you have any interesting things to share with everyone?"

"Yes, I have!"

Sok snapped his fingers: "Well, everyone knows that in a duel, the first attacker has a great advantage. They can set up the battlefield first, summon monsters, and wait for the opponent to die."

Little Penguin: "There is such a saying."

Sok: "Although there are regulations now, the person who wins the guessing game can decide to attack first and then attack, but there was no such rule at that time. The first attack was based on grabbing. Sometimes when encountering two bad-tempered people, in order to attack first, they would Before the duel even started, the real people started fighting."

Little Penguin: "Didn't I learn from you?"

Sok: "...where is my knife?"

Little Penguin: "No, no, no, please continue, you continue."

Sok: "Everyone should be aware of the strength of my deck. The Destruction Dragon and Chaos Warrior can only be regarded as basic combat units, and there are many of them. Therefore, for the sake of the playability of the deck, each of my cards I usually only bring one card, but one of the cards is an exception. I brought three of them! Do you know what it is?"

Little Penguin: "I don't know, can you tell me?"

Sock: "That's the card! (Takes it out from his coat) Oriha Gang's Curse!"

Little Penguin: "Then what effect does this card have?"

Sok: "This card can be activated before the duel. If I attack first, I can pick five cards from the opponent's deck and add them to my hand. If the opponent attacks first, I can banish ten cards from the opponent's deck and cannot do it again. use."

(The audience booed)

Little Penguin: "Hey! You added three of these cards!?"

Sok: "Yes, so basically no one who plays cards with me dares to attack first."

Little Penguin: "Yeah, thirty cards are gone as soon as you attack first. It's just a joke."

Sok: "But I don't want to attack first. I can't use the two-dimensional card. It's useless for me to get his card, right? But in this way, a person who has been entrenched in my mind a long time ago will be The problem arises, if no one attacks first, how can the game start?"

The little penguin hesitated a little: "Well...it depends on whose fist is stronger."

Sock was delighted at the time: "I am the one with the hardest fist in the world, right?"

Little Penguin blinked: "Yes, that's why no one wants to play cards with you... But I remember that Duel City finals, Muto Yugi seemed to have a very exciting time playing with you!"

Sok: "Yes, but unfortunately he lost in the end. Do you know why?"

The little penguin shook his head blankly: "I don't know."

Suok was categorical, with an extraordinary momentum: "Because I am an atheist, immune to magic, and tear the god card with my hands!"