(This, this is not right, who is trying to frame me, this cover is so funny, I dug it out from the Tomato comments, I thought it was a must-see online picture of Huang Quan in men's clothing and Black Swan dancing, but the official not only backstabbed the plot but also the picture, right? 666, I must be crazy about this light cone.)
(No, no one reminded me and no rewards were given outᗜ ‸ ᗜ, added)
Added: [Congratulations to Kiana for winning the reward: Cecilia is resurrected, and Sirin is resurrected after separation]
At St. Freya Academy, two white lights appeared next to Kiana, and then Kiana began to twitch wildly. A figure emerged from Kiana's body and then went into the white light again. The scene was very weird.
After a while, Cecilia and Sirin appeared. As soon as they opened their eyes, they were hit by Kiana's dribbling and flying dragon riding on their faces, and everyone explained
【Welcome Cecilia and Xilin to join the live broadcast room】
【Otto: Welcome!】
【Walter (Beng San): You are not allowed to welcome!】
【Siegfried: I miss you, old lady.】
【Cecilia: I miss you too, sir.】
【Cecilia: @Yulan Dell @Qiana This is your sister Xilin @Xilin】
【Yulan Dell: Hello, sister】
【Kiana: Hello, sister.】
【Xilin: Humph, humans, since you call me sister, then I will be your sister reluctantly.】
【Siegfried: I'm a little uncomfortable with having two daughters all of a sudden.】
【Cecilia: But it was great because I had three daughters from just one birth!】
【Theresa: Cecilia, let me tell you, this bastard Siegfried made Yulandel's life and death unknown, and then abandoned Kiana. He is such a bad guy!】
【Shigure Kirara: Seconded】
【Cecilia: Is this how you look after your child?】
【Siegfried: No, no, I'm not, I don't……】
…… text:
【3.2.1 Congratulations to Zhongli for answering the question successfully】
【Zhongli: I choose D】
【Congratulations to Zhongli for answering correctly】
【Ling Ri: Okay, I know it’s time for abstraction, come on!】
【Please enjoy"Zhongba: The Listener"]
Same music, same beginning, but this time it's Hu Tao telling the story, Zhongli standing next to him, with Xiangling and Guoba below.
Xiangling looked at Guoba in surprise, Guoba picked up a mooncake and took a bite, the screen showed Guoba's face, Guoba's little face and Zhongli's eyes
【Xiangling: Pfft, Guoba, why are you here?】
【Rice crust: lululu】
【Nashida: When I saw Zhongba, I thought it was AI face-changing, but I was thinking of Barbatos or Baalzebub】
【Ling Ri: Okay, okay, I think it’s not impossible, we can make one】
【Ray Movie: Don't】
【Wendy: Don't.】
【Xiangling: Guoba, are you the devil of the stove?】
【Tian Tiezui: As I recall, isn’t the Kitchen God the Emperor?】
【Grandma Ping: Telling the story of rice crust, refer to"The Best Taste in the World"》】
【Xiangling: Guoba, you, hey, why didn’t you tell me?】
【Paimon: He is no longer a demon god, so he can't talk to you.】
【Grandma Ping: Don't be sad, Xiangling. Everything has two sides. Although Guoba is not as smart as before, he has also thrown away his worries and is truly carefree... If you treat him well, you should take care of him more, walk around with him, eat, drink and have fun.】
【Zhongli: Most of the immortals in Liyue have contributed their wisdom, strength and even their lives to build and defend Liyue. The Geo King and mortals like us should respect every immortal, whether famous or unknown.】
【Ningguang: Mr. Zhongli is right. The achievements of the immortals should be praised by the people of Liyue forever.】
【Keqing: Although I don't like the way immortals act so high and mighty, their contributions cannot be forgotten.】
【Lingri: Like.jpg】
……
[Guoba·Spicy Pork Guoba, Rock + Fire]
The following plot is similar to Zhongli, except that the monsters become grass slimes, the hill people become a bunch of North Wind Wolf Kings, and the sky and the world become bacon mooncakes
【Ling Ri: Too abstract, I like it】
【Xiangling: When I see Guoba now, I automatically think of Mr. Zhongli's face. It makes me laugh to death.】
【Zhongli:……】
【Wendy: Ha ↑ ha → ha↑】
【Star: It seems that Zhongba's skills are more powerful than Zhongli's, and there are more pillars】
【North Wind Wolf King: How come I became a monster! I'm so angry, I want to eat it!】
【Ling Ri: Do you believe that in the heyday of Guoba, carrying you is like carrying a puppy?】
【North Wind Wolf King: You won't even let me talk nonsense? It's uncomfortable】
【Hu Tao: It's so funny. Zhong Ba's face has been engraved in my mind and can't be removed. It's too abstract.】
【Ling Ri: It’s okay, I guess there are more abstract ones.】
【Please enjoy"Zhong Li: Da Da Da"]
The system also plays the original version in split screen
【The God of Contract in the Mortal World, Xingyan, destroyed the emperor without a wallet. You should lend him some Mora. The brown hall of rebirth is very handsome. It's a pity to miss it. It's worth buying. Liyue has the poorest combat power. Are you talking about that big boy? Zhong Erzhu, this is the choice of fate.】
【Wangfeng Mountain is really red. Legend of Beng Beng. Destroy the sun that cannot be imprisoned. You should know the consequences. The hot red confinement room. The fish is delicious, so it is worth it. Mond's strongest fighting force. Are you talking about that little girl? Lupica, this is the choice of fate.】
"Are you here to play with Zhong Li?"
"Are you here to play with Klee?"
【Ling Ri: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!】
【Zhongli: Dead】
【Lei Movie: Black Before My Eyes】
【Nashida: Opening Lightning】
【Wendy: Hahahahahahahahaha】
【Xiao: Disrespect to the Emperor, haha】
【Xianyun: No, it's too funny.】
【Hu Tao: What the hell are those eyes? Hahaha, Klee's eyes are really invincible on Keqing's face】
【Liyue people: I don’t know whether to be speechless or laugh】
【Liyue Seven Stars: Want to laugh but dare not laugh】
【Ruotuo: Morax, are you also worn out to this extent?】
【Klee: Why is no one looking at Klee? Klee is also very cute!】
【Alice: My dear daughter, mom is watching you. Although mom can’t go back, I have prepared a gift for you this year.】
【Kelly: Yeah!】
……
The lines after that are basically the same, but I couldn't hold it in anymore when I saw Zhongli flying away.
【star:? Rock Lily?】
【Ling Ri: Hey, don't make me laugh.】
"Da da da, la la la"
Another close-up of Zhongli's big eyes
"Let's go fish fry next time"
【Goro: Evil Eye】
【Ling Ri: What an evil eye】
【Ying: Those who have used the evil eye and those who have not are all silent.】
【Tartaglia: Now I have no choice but to wear seven evil eyes. 】
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