Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving

On the big screen, the video started:

The first to appear is an air conditioner with Sino's head on it.

(This program is hosted by Sino Air Conditioning.......)

"What's that look on your face, isn't it funny?"

The temperature on the air conditioner showed a negative 273 degrees and the entire screen froze.

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The program is officially broadcast now.

Accompanied by a burst of warm applause, Sano and Tinari appeared on the stage.

Sano: "Hi everyone.

Tenari: "Hi everyone."

Sai Nuo: "Today is the two of us performing for everyone."

Tinari: "Yeah, we're old friends, we've known each other a long time ago.

Sano: "Yeah, I think Tinari is a very excellent scholar."

Tinari was slightly surprised: "Hey! Why did you praise me so suddenly that I was embarrassed to hurt you."

Sai 29 Nuo was surprised and puzzled, "Huh?"

You kid, are you trying to make trouble?

Tinari quickly laughed and said, "Hey, I'm just kidding."

Sai Nuo rolled his eyes at him: "Stop patronizing chatting, let me introduce myself to everyone first."

Tenari stroked his chin: "Yes."

Sai Nuo came first: "I am Sai Nuo, and I am the Disciplinary Officer of the Holy Order."

Tinari: "Sinuo is a big star in the Holy Order Academy, normally, those scholars would tremble with excitement just seeing him.

Sai Nuo waved his arms slightly and said, "It's probably because I was scared.

The teaching academy in the live broadcast room is suffering, thinking of you and knowing that we are scared.

With such a great disciplinary officer, they will be arrested for anything that violates the rules or laws.

Tinari was a little confused: "Really?"

Sino: "Let's talk about you."

Tinari then introduced himself: "I am Tinari, the patrol officer of Dao Chenglin."

Sano: "Speaking of which, do you know what we're going to perform?"

Tinari said not too sure: "Cross talk, maybe?"

The Liyue people in the live broadcast room were overjoyed.

They are too familiar with cross talk, and it is a show that everyone loves.

Sai Nuo: "That's right, it's cross talk, it seems you haven't forgotten it yet."

Tinari: "I will never forget this, especially the way you cried and shouted to be funny, I will definitely not forget."

Sanomi glanced at Tinari: "Do you have any comments?"

Tinari quickly confessed: "No."

Sai Nuo: "Since we are going to perform cross talk, will you say it?"

Tinari hesitated for a moment: "No, uh...then would you say it?"

Senuo hesitated for a moment, then shook his head and said, "No."

Tenari spread his hands together: "Okay, then let's step down quickly, so as not to embarrass ourselves here."

Sano: "Wait.

Tinari: "Still waiting? After a while, the water bottle will be dragged up by the audience, why don't you run away?"

Sai Nuo corrected: "I said no, I mean theoretically, but I am a practical school."

Tenari asked puzzledly, "What do you mean?"

Sano: "Isn't it enough to make the audience laugh?"

Tenari: "It's easy for you to say.

Sano: "I'm still very confident in my sense of humor."

Tinari was a little surprised: "Your sense of humor? You don't mean your jokes, do you?"

Shino nodded, "Yes."

Tenari: "Then I have to run.

Senuo wondered: "Why?"

Tinari smiled helplessly and said, "You said your joke was funny, but this sentence itself is already stupider than 80% of the jokes you prepared.

Sino said it was outrageous: "Is it so exaggerated?"

Tinari: "If you don't believe me, tell everyone a story."

Sano: "Okay."

He is very confident in his own jokes, so he will not deny himself because of Tinari's words.

After thinking for a while, Sai Nuo began to talk: "Well, do you know why the law cannot be touched?"

Tenari: "Why?"

Sano: "Because of it, a one-touch penalty (sent).

Tenari: ".."1

Tinari in the video was silent, and the melon-eating audience in the live broadcast room were also silent,

[Yura: If I understand correctly, this should be a cold joke??)?]

[Amber: Indeed, it's cold enough. ]

[Xu Hao: No doubt, it is indeed a cold joke. ]

[Tinari: Seno's jokes, really, never disappoint...

[Sino: Isn't it funny?]

[Paimon: Anyway, Paimon doesn't find it funny (a

[Arataki Ichito: Did you make a mistake, is this really a joke? Did you put the wrong program?]

[Walnut: This level is not as good as mine. (Walnut pride.JPG)]

On the big screen, the video continues to play:

After telling a joke, Senuo saw that Tinari didn't respond, so he asked, "What do you think?"

Tenari sighed: "Hey...have I wronged you?"

Sano: "Isn't it funny?" 937 Tinari: "Unfortunately, yes, it's not funny."

Sai Nuo explained: "You didn't understand the point of the joke, you see, the point of this joke is..."

Tinari quickly interrupted him: "Stop, stop, do you know what is scarier than these cold jokes?"

"It's you who want to explain him! This is more uncomfortable than killing me, and why do you like all these homophonic jokes?"

Sino was a little unconvinced: "It's not easy to come up with such a joke.

Tinari disdained: "Is there? I think it's quite simple."

Sai Nuo: "Then you can do it, you can get one."

Tinari: "Come here, um, let me think about it..."

"Yes, do you know how to lose weight after I finish my thesis?"

Senuo shook his head: "I don't know."

Tenari: "For the paper, how about spraying heavy (insect) agents?"

Sano: "……………

Seeing that Sano was silent, Tinari was a little embarrassed: "Uh, well, I know it's cold, it's okay, you don't have to..."

However, Sano said: "Too strong!"

Tinari tilted his head in doubt: "Huh?"

Sai Nuo said sincerely: "You are simply a joke master!"