Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving

On the big screen, the video officially begins:

The protagonist is our lawyer Yan Fei, who is sitting at the table facing the camera, and there is a bottle of Coconut Milk Coconut Milk on the table.

Behind the scenes Blue's background, with the words "Liyue Fakao" written on it.

Attorney Yanfei began to give a lecture: "I am very impressed with a case called the cesspit case."

"I say it every year, it's too classic."

"A traveler was picking glass bags on the mountain of Liyue. While climbing the mountain, he encountered gangsters halfway up the mountain.

On the screen, there is Yingmei who is climbing a mountain, and Wendy is playing the gangster at the waist.

[Wendy: Wait a minute, I'm a gangster ∑(4|||)!?]

Ying: I actually acted... as my old lady?]

[Xu Hao: Tsk tsk tsk, I think Wendy, you are such a god of wind, but judging from the title, you must be miserable. (Pimon Funny.JPG)]

[Yan Fei: The cesspit case, smashed into the cesspit, the result is basically clear, the workman

[Yae Miko, but I think this process is the essence. ]

[Zhongli: I am also curious about how to get to the cesspit from halfway up the mountain. ]

Going back to the video, Attorney Yanfei continued to give a lecture:

"The gangsters wanted to rape her, but the traveler found that he couldn't beat her.

"No one can hear you, so just pretend to agree."

"He said to the man, brother, this place is not flat enough, let's choose a flat place."

"The gangster was very happy to hear that, so the traveler took the gangster to a flat place, surrounded by a lot of grass slimes."

On the screen, Yingmei brings Wendy to a very remote corner with no one around.

Next to it, there are really four floors, and several grass slimes are watching.

"Then the traveler said to the gangster, Brother, take off your clothes."

"The gangster was happier when he heard it, and then he took off his clothes."

"When this man was taking off his clothes, his eyes were covered by the clothes.

"When the traveler pushed along, he pushed the criminal into the cesspit."

On the screen, the temperature is facing Cuikeng.

While he was undressing and his eyes were covered, Yingmei pushed hard, and Wendy fell into the cesspit with a plop.

"The gangster was desperately afraid of going out, the traveler stomped the gangster's hands and feet, and the gangster fell."

"The gangster climbed out for the second time, the traveler stomped his foot again, and fell down again."

"The gangster climbed out for the third time, was stomped again, and fell in completely."

There was no mosaic in the picture, and the melon-eating audience in the live broadcast room just watched Wen You struggling in the burial pit.

The dignified Fengshen was thrown into the cesspit by Yidian Yingmei, kicked down three times, and sank to the bottom.

[Wendy: I, can't accept.....

Ying: Cough cough, it’s just a second creation video, it’s none of my business, it has nothing to do with me (1〃)]

[Barbara: Lord Barbatos=????(???????)]

[Qin: Uh... there are 100 million points, miserable.匚

[Zhongli: Fortunately, it’s not me (¬_¬)]

[Twarin: Hey, shame on you...

On the big screen, the video continues to play:

Lawyer Yan Fei finished talking about the case and asked, "What do you think this traveler's behavior is?"

"Is it a legitimate defense, or an afterthought?"

Yan Fei on the video paused for a moment, and the melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room also thought about it

Justified defense or after-the-fact defense?

Most people are ignorant of the law.

I only know theft, robbery, murder and arson, fraud and the like, which are relatively common crimes.

For defense, I really don't know much about it.

Moreover, there are differences in the regulations of each country on this.

“That case sparked a lot of controversy back then.”

"Many people say that stepping on the first foot is justifiable defense, but stepping on the second and third feet is post-mortem defense."

"Students, think about it, what is danger elimination?"

"Standards of ordinary people, what is the standard of ordinary people?"

"You bring yourself into it, everyone think about it, if you are this traveler.

"How many times did you step on it? How many times did you step on it?"

"I stepped on all fours, and my mother had to throw a brick on his head."

"Do you think it's appropriate?"

"A perfect fit!"

The Yan Fei lawyer said a little bit toughly, the old woman in the title is actually talking about her, right?

Lawyer Yan Fei continued to lecture: "So don't judge from the perspective of hindsight."

"From what angle should we judge?"

"We must judge from the perspective of ordinary people before the event, not from the perspective of rational people after the event.

"Who is a rational person when you put it bluntly?"

"|| That's after the fact, Lord Yan, do you understand what I mean?"

"Don't just think about the prince afterwards, that's called the vision of heaven.

"You are an ordinary person, and you imagine yourself as the victim."

"Think about it, if it were you, you would push this gangster into the pit.

"He climbs up, will you step on it?"

"You step!"

"Should I hit it with a stone?"

"It must be smashed!"

"But when you smash it, be careful not to splash the dung on yourself."

Wendy crawled out of the cesspit again on the big screen, and Grandpa Zhongli threw away a scene of everything moving in the sky in disgust.

"Also, this lesson is over here."

"Do you think it's appropriate for everyone to come to me for paid consultation if you have any legal issues in the future?"

"A perfect fit!"

"thank you all."

The debut of Liyue Law Examination is over, let us thank Barrister Yan Fei for his lecture.

[Xu Hao: Applause, applause, this lecture (Winning the King) is wonderful, I must applaud

[Xingqiu: Cough cough, for sure, giving some applause would definitely be very appropriate. ]

[Yan Fei:; You are hurting me →_→]

[Arataki Ichito: Got it, next time lead the nine stinky dogs to the side of the cesspit and kick her down, hahahahaha...

Kuki Shinobu: Okay, I dug myself a hole again (-)]

[Jiujo Suoluo: Hehe, I didn't want to trouble you, a stupid ghost, and you dare to plot against me, then I have to let you taste the taste of the cesspit (皮▼#)]

[Xiangling: Damn, the barrage suddenly tastes like ∑(????)?]

[Paimon: @Wendy, hello, singer, are you okay?]

.........

Wendy didn't echo, that must be bad.

A generation of Fengshen fell into a cesspit, and no one could accept it. .