Yuanshen: Master Of Niu Miscellaneous Carving
Chapter 341: Dada Duck Collects Debt, Fish Jelly Stretches And Broken Eggs
Next, is the second video.
Grandpa Zhongli owes Dada Yala a lot of money, so it is only natural for Dada Ya to ask him to repay the debt.
The title of the second video, hit the big screen:
"Dadalia's Debt Collection Adventure"
Dada Duck was a little moved, at least the title did not directly use the nickname Dada Duck, but used his name.
Woohoo, he really cried to death.
[Maehara Manyo: My intuition tells me that the young master's debt collection will not go well this time. ]
[Hu Tao: It’s hell if it goes well, Zhongli is the only one who can owe him money, so the money will come back ㄟ(¯)ㄏ]
[Xu Hao: Not only will you not come back, but you may also be beaten. ]
[Sandone: Comedian~Cyr~]
Yae Shenzi: Ah, is there anyone who wants to open the market? I bet Mu Muya is miserable. Groundhog fighting funny.JPG]]]
[Dadalia: Bet on wool, don't bet (*`A)!!]
On screen 29 of the big screen, the video begins:
Today, Grandpa Zhongli strolled to Mond City.
I haven't been to Mond for a long time, and he invites you to taste the changes in the food and drink here compared to hundreds of years ago.
When we arrived at the Deer Hunter restaurant, before Mr. Zhongli sat down, he saw Dada Duck following him.
From Liyue to Mengde, no matter how you think about it, they didn't come here voluntarily to be a purse.
Dada Duck: "Hey, Zhongli, it's time to pay back the one billion and eighty million Mora you owe me.
Grandpa Zhongli: "If you want it, you have to get it yourself."
It seemed that peaceful negotiation was not possible, so Tiantian Ya clenched his fist and rushed towards Zhongli God.
Grandpa Zhongli stood there calmly: "Take everything in."
Put up the shield and watch Dada Duck's performance.
Dada Duck's fist is on the shield, a meal of Ola Ola Ola Ola...
The standard metal gear scraping music sounds:
"It's only when I stand here that I realize it."
"You are so similar to me."
"Want to make history and make something happen."
"But who can tell right from wrong?"
"When we take off the pretense, I think we'll eventually come to an agreement.
"Violence breeds violence, rampantly rampant.
"In the end, that's the only way to go."
Dada Duck scraped the patient's body without causing any fixed-point damage to Mr. Zhongli's shield.
Due to being too focused on the attack on the shield, Dada Duck didn't notice that the little Tianxing who had been flying around Grandpa Zhongli turned to his head.
With a sound of Duang, Dada Duck was smashed and lay on the ground, his two eyeballs moved up and down very intelligently.
The eyeballs returned to their normal positions, and Dada duck concealed an embarrassed smile: "Not bad.
However, he just wanted to beat a fish jelly and turn it over to continue pretending.
However, a little flopping on it didn't turn it over.
It's a bit embarrassing, let's have another fish jelly.
It's just that I haven't gotten up yet.
It was even more embarrassing, and the third fish jelly was added.
However, it still didn't turn up.
The atmosphere was so embarrassing that Dada Duck could only stand up in a common and honest way: "Hahahaha, it's interesting, next..."
Before he finished speaking, Xiao Tianxing, who was holding tight to the circle, bumped into Dada Duck's head again, knocking him over.
[Capitano: Hey, shame on...
[Arechino: In the solstice, a five-year-old child can stand up straight. ]
[Columbia: The fish jelly is really good, but it may be salted fish. ]
[Toke: big brother's performance is so poor (一〃)]
[Paimon: This fish jelly makes me laugh so hard, hahaha, I can't turn it over even after three punches. ]
[Yura: Doesn't this claim to be a warrior Dada duck? Paimon Funny․ JPG]
[Timmy: Not even me, I can at least succeed in half of the three fights. ]
[Dadalia: My Nima (▼皮▼#]
On the big screen, the video continues:
The second time was brought down by a little Tianxing who was going around in circles [Dada Duck is very embarrassing.
"It was a hearty battle. Your strength is commendable. I will fight with all my strength!"
Dada Duck straightened his waist, stood up and directly activated the third stage of the Demon King's Armament.
Raise your fists and continue to perform Ola Ola Ola Ola on Grandpa Zhongli's shield...
However, even though Dada Duck has turned on the ultimate form, Mr. Zhongli's shield still doesn't move at all.
Even, Grandpa Zhongli still has time to recite poems: "I want to buy sweet-scented osmanthus and carry wine, but it's a pity when my old friend will see you again..."
After reading a line of the poem, Grandpa Zhongli suddenly raised an alarm.
Lifting his right foot, he kicked towards the middle of Dada Duck's legs.
Dada Duck's attention was all on the shield, and he never expected that Mr. Zhongli would make such a dirty trick.
The previous scene when Sano broke the egg will be shown again.
One hand crushed the egg, the shell broke, and the yolk flowed into the transparent container.
Naturally, sad music is also indispensable.
"Even today I'm smiling."
"Hide the crying me with laughter."
"If you can't say it, let it settle."
Suffering the ultimate severe injury, Dada Duck lost his fighting ability in an instant, and collapsed to the ground with his crotch in his arms.
Dada Duck complained in a hoarse voice that was almost powerless: "No~talk~wu~de."
This time, the debt collection operation was declared a failure.
It should be said that there was no possibility of success from the beginning.
[Kaya: Hey, it makes my crotch hurt again...
[Sino……………]
[Arataki Yidou: Tsk tsk, it seems that Dada Duck has to find that too, Abedo has turned himself into a girl. ]
[Jiujo Suoluo: @鹿泪一斗, you perverted criminal, you’d better come to Tianling and surrender yourself, otherwise you will be severely sentenced if you are caught by us (▼皮▼#). ]
[Arataki One Dou: @九条向罗, catch me if you have the ability, Jiu Tiao stinky dog, if you don’t have the ability, don’t beep. ]
[Ying: I didn't expect Zhongli to use such a dirty trick....
[Zhongli: Ahem, just to clarify, I never use such tricks. "
[Dadalia: My image has been refreshed again this time, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (T▽T)]
Poor Dada Duck, mourn for him for one tenth of a second. .
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